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{{L|SpongeBob|''[him and Patrick are at the movie theatre getting their popcorn. They walk over to Squidward]'' Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
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{{L|''[The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick getting food at the Reef Cinema. They walk up to Squidward.]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''''[is drinking his drink]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">That's okay. I'll tell you.</span>
{{L|''[Squidward doesn't answer as he is drinking his drink.]''}}
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> ''[is still drinking his drink]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay. I'll tell you.}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> It'''Fisher...''</span>
{{L|''[Squidward still doesn't answer as he is still drinking his drink]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''''[<span style="line-height:21px;">puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips] </span>''<span style="line-height:21px;">Ah. </span><span style="line-height:21px;">You may speak.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|It's ''Fisher...''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips]'' Ah. You may speak.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[takes a ''<span style="line-height:21px;">''deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4! [he and Patrick smile]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4''! ''[he and Patrick smile]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.}}
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Nothing can scare us.}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.</span>
{{L|Squidward|''[effortlessly]'' Boo.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[still screaming, but stop and pant]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Yeah. Nothing can scare us.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoa!}}
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> ''[effortlessly] ''Boo.</span>
{{L|Patrick|We're lost.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight coming from a Cinema Anglerfish shines on them]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick'''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! ''[run away]''</span>
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|Take your seats!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and sit down]''}}
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ''[sips his drink]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he and Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview'' has been approved for ''all audiences -'' S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah! ''[stop and pant]''</span>
{{L|Shubie|Shhh!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry. ''[in the movie, children are in a playground where Monroe Timmy and Billy are playing on a teeter-totter]'' So this isn't too scary. ''[the scene pans up to the Fisherman's hook]'' The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!}}
*'''SpongeBob'''<span style="line-height:21px;">Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''</span>
{{L|Patrick|You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both scream]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Whoa!</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman's got him!}}
*'''Patrick: '''We're lost.
{{L|Patrick|And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on, I'll take a peek.}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I wish we had a flashlight. </span>''[a flashlight shines on them]''
{{L|Edwina|Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's okay.}}
*'''Cinema Anglerfish:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Take your seats.</span>
{{L|Patrick|You sure? ''[screams]'' It's worse! ''[fishes kiss]'' They're kissing!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah! ''[sit down]''</span>
{{L|Edwina|I love you, Susie.}}
*'''SpongeBob'''<span style="line-height:21px;">Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he & Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview ''has been approved for'' all audiences ''- ''S: ''Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''</span>
{{L|Jennifer|It's Jennifer.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah!</span>
{{L|Edwina|I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up]'' Goodbye, Margaret!}}
*'''Shubie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Shhh!</span>
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Sorry. ''[the ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">''movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground. Monroe Timmy is on the see-saw laughing]'' So, this isn't too scary. ''[the shadow of the Fisherman is seen above the water and his hook comes down]'' </span><span style="line-height:21px;">The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!</span>
{{L|Crowd|''[scream, then grumble]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah! ''[tongues stick out]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and hide in the hole in their seats]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> The Fisherman's got him!</span>
{{L|Narrator|Two hours later...}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?</span>
{{L|Patrick|See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh, h<span style="line-height:21px;">old on, I'll take a peek''. [the movie scene changes to two fish sitting together on a bench]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''}}
*'''Male Fish in Movie: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.</span>
{{L|Patrick|Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Patrick, it's okay.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.}}
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">You sure? Aah! It's worse! ''[the fishes kiss] ''They're kissing! </span>
{{L|''[The scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie.]''}}
*'''Male Fish in Movie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I love you, Susie.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Keep your eyes open.}}
*'''Female Fish in Movie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> It's Jennifer.</span>
{{L|Patrick|No problem.}}
*'''Male Fish in Movie: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">Goodbye, Barbara!</span>
{{L|Kid fish|I love eating ice cream.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.}}
*<span style="line-height:21px;">'''People: '''Aah! ''[grumble]''</span>
{{L|Patrick|I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh,<span style="line-height:21px;"> sorry. Sorry. Sorry! ''[get their buckets back]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah!</span>
{{L|Kid fish|Hey! My ice cream! ''[falls to the ground and cries]'' No! It was rocky road!}}
*<span style="line-height:21px;">'''Narrator: '''Two hours later...</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Must close eyes! Too scary!}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''</span>
{{L|Patrick|I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! ''[screams]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Aww<span style="line-height:21px;">, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams as a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again]'' Oh, no, we missed the movie.}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.</span>
{{L|Patrick|What?! Not again!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. ''[scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two fish eating ice cream in the movie] ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">Okay. Keep your eyes open.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, we'll just see the next one.}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> No problem.</span>
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.}}
*'''Make Fish in Movie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I love eating ice cream.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. Uh, what time is it?}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.</span>
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|It is one minute to midnight.}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''D'<span style="line-height:21px;">ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''</span>
{{L|Patrick|But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''}}
*'''Fish in Movie: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Hey! My ice cream! ''[falls to ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">''the ground and cries]'' It was rocky road!</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Must close eyes! Too scary!</span>
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' The Fisherman! ''[they run into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">I can't hold your eyelids-- they're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! </span><span style="line-height:21px;">Aah!</span>
{{L|''[The clock tolls, meaning that it is midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! ''[a fish walks by brooming but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again] ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">Oh, no, we missed the movie.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's midnight! The Fisherman! ''[run to SpongeBob's door]''}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What?! Not again!</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew. We made it.}}
*'''SpongeBob'''<span style="line-height:21px;">It's okay, we'll just see the next one.</span>
{{L|Patrick|I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.}}
*'''Cinema Anglerfish: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wow. Uh, what time is it?</span>
{{L|Patrick|It's like we're heroes.}}
*'''Anglerfish: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">It is</span>''' '''<span style="line-height:21px;">one minute to midnight.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> One... minute... to midnight?!</span>
{{L|Patrick|Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Come on, Patrick, we got to get home!</span>
{{L|Patrick|Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick'''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! The Fisherman! Aah! </span><span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh? (clock ticks, signalling midnight) </span><span style="line-height:21px;">It's midnight! The Fisherman! (SpongeBob & Patrick run to SpongeBob's door)</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> (breath) We made it.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's the Fisherman! ''[scream and hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't]'' Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails]'' In the dark? All alone?}}
*'''SpongeBob'''<span style="line-height:21px;">Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and avoided direct eye contact...</span>
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> It's like we're heroes.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?}}
*'''SpongeBob'''<span style="line-height:21px;">Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tommorow.</span>
{{L|Patrick|Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman]''}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wait a second. You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?</span>
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around screaming but stop and pant]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.</span>
{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you?! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? </span><span style="line-height:21px;">You hear that? (foghorn blows)</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hey, Squidward.}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I think it's coming from over there.</span>
{{L|Squidward|What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">It's the Fisherman! Aah! (tongues stick out) (they hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)</span>
{{L|Patrick|We can't get home.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. </span><span style="line-height:21px;">Okay. I think I'll go home now. </span><span style="line-height:21px;">It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|We're too scared.}}
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Oh, OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.</span>
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?</span>
{{L|''[The scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him.]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend.}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">The Fisherman! Ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls)''' '''A</span><span style="line-height:21px;">hhhh! Ahhhh! (breath) (breath) (breath)</span>
{{L|''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his left foot and throws Patrick in.]''}}
*'''Squidward'''<span style="line-height:21px;">''What is wrong with you?!'' (SpongeBob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)</span>
{{L|Patrick|Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to SpongeBob's house]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> (teeth chatter) Oh, hey, Squidward.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.}}
*'''Squidward: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!</span>
{{L|Squidward|Hat.}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> We can't get home.</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah. Here. ''[gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">We're too scared. (Squidward growls; scene changes to SpongeBob on Squidward's head wearing his night hat and Patrick holding onto him)</span>
{{L|Squidward|I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. ''[walks into his house]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)</span>
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Thank you, Squid... (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)</span>
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Are you okay?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I think so! Good night!}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you. 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!}}
'''Squidward: '''Hat.
{{L|Squidward|Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril]'' Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers]'' There's something stuck... ''[grunts]'' Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it]'' Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools]'' Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''}}
'''SpongeBob: '''Oh yeah. (SpongeBob gives Squidward's night hat back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot, and into his bed)
{{L|Squidward|Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[screams as he sees Squidward]'' The Fisherman! ''[screams and runs]''}}
'''Squidward:''' I told those two muttonheads not to watch that movie. (hears SpongeBob and Patrick calling out to each other from their houses)
{{L|Squidward|Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. ''[the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it; Squidward screams; the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! SpongeBob, wake up! He's here!}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, are you okay?
{{L|SpongeBob|Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. ''[screams]'' Your face!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh. ''[takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again]'' There.}}
'''Patrick: '''Yeah! Are you okay?
{{L|SpongeBob|Now who's here?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Uh, someone's here?}}
'''SpongeBob: '''I think so. Good night!
{{L|SpongeBob|You just said.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh. The Fisherman's here.}}
'''Patrick'''Yeah. Good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[speaks gibberish]''}}
'''SpongeBob: '''Oh no. I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run in circles on SpongeBob's bed]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ha ha ha ha. Listen to those nudniks. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I'm having too much fun. ''[goes in SpongeBob's house]'' Ha. It's almost too easy.}}
'''Squidward: '''Oh, "The Fisherman. The Fisherman". Blah, blah, blah. They want the Fisherman, eh? I'll give them the Fisherman and how! (Squidward goes to his closet and pulls out a vampire costume) No. (pulls a Frankenstein costume) No. (pulls an Easter Bunny costume) Umm...no. (pulls a fisherman's hat and coat) Ah-ha! (lightning strike) It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. (puts on his hat with a beard attached to it; another lightning strike as Squidward lowers a hook from a fishing rod) This is gonna be good. (Squidward laughs) (Squidward's hook scrapes Patrick's rock and opens it, Patrick wakes up)
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick. Block the door.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|There's just no sport in it.}}
'''Patrick:''' Uh, hello? Someone there? Uh-huh. What's that? (the hook hooks under Patrick's nostril) There's something stuck... Oh, wait a second. Oh yeah. Hits the spot. Hold on. Oh yeah (Patrick drools) Right there. (Patrick laughs, Squidward laughs, and pulls the hook) Aah! (Patrick runs, pushs SpongeBob's door open closing door behind him, Patrick runs to SpongeBob's bedroom) SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door]'' Get everything?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What about this? ''[holds Gary]''}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. Aah! Your face!
{{L|SpongeBob|Not Gary. Think it'll hold?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I sure hope so. ''[he and SpongeBob look into window and see Squidward, laughing]''}}
'''Patrick'''Oh. There.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream as Squidward opens the window, then they scream again]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Now who's here?
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah. Just like the movie. ''[they close their eyes, then open them to see Squidward behind them]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I'm the Deadly Fisherman!}}
'''Patrick:''' Would did you say?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess this is the end, old buddy.}}
'''SpongeBob:''' What you just said.
{{L|Patrick|I don't want to die in my underwear!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Here. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Die in mine.}}
'''Patrick: '''Oh. The Fisherman's here.
{{L|Patrick|Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Here you go.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|And here you go. ''[he and Patrick trade underwear and put them on]'' Now where were we? Oh, yeah.}}
'''SpongeBob:''' The Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}}
'''Patrick: '''The Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|That thing's eating Squidward!}}
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah! (SpongeBob and Patrick run in circles on SpongeBob's bed)
{{L|Patrick|Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, play 33. I need you to go long. And... break. You're going down, Fisherman! ''[starts beating up Squidward's Fisherman costume while SpongeBob grabs Squidward's neck]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. ''[he and Squidward jump out of the window and Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward]'' Okay! I think you got it! ''[sirens sound. Squidward grumbles as he is taken into an ambulance]'' Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, there, there, no need to thank us. We were only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore. ''[the Fisherman costume growls at them]''}}
'''Squidward:''' Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But what I did was fine.
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run into ambulance. The Fisherman costume falls down, revealing Gary]''}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Quick. Block the door.
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[starts sleeping on the costume to end the episode]''}}
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door) Get everything?
 
'''Patrick:''' What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Not Gary.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Think it'll hold?
 
'''Patrick'''I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window)
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! (Squidward opens window)
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah!
 
'''Patrick:''' Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.
 
'''SpongeBob''': Oh yeah. Just like the movie.
 
'''Squidward: '''I'm the Deadly Fisherman!
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah!
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess this is the end, old buddy.
 
'''Patrick: '''I don't want to die in my underwear!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Here. Die in mine.
 
'''Patrick: '''Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. Here you go.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' And here you go. Now where were we? Oh yeah.
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! We're gonna be turned into Fishsticks! 
 
'''Squidward:''' Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''That thing's eating Squidward!
 
'''Patrick:''' Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him!  Okay, with thirty-three. I need you to go gone. Your going down, Fisherman!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Don't worry Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! (sirens) (Squidward grumbles) There, there, no need to digest. We're only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. We don't have to be afraid of that old monster anymore.
 
'''Squidward: '''Huh?
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick run into ambulance) (Costume falls down)
 
'''Gary: '''Meow.
 
(episode ends)

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