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-{{L|SpongeBob|''[him and Patrick are at the Reef Cinema getting their popcorn. They walk over to Squidward]'' Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
-*'''Squidward: '''''[is drinking his drink]''
+{{L|''[The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick getting food at the Reef Cinema. They walk up to Squidward.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''That's okay. I'll tell you.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
-*'''Squidward:''' ''[is still drinking his drink]''
+{{L|''[Squidward doesn't answer as he is drinking his drink.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' It's ''Fisher...''
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay. I'll tell you.}}
-*'''Squidward: '''''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips] ''Ah. You may speak.
+{{L|''[Squidward still doesn't answer as he is still drinking his drink]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4! [he and Patrick smile]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's ''Fisher...''}}
-*'''Squidward:''' Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.
+{{L|Squidward|''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips]'' Ah. You may speak.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4''! ''[he and Patrick smile]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Yeah. Nothing can scare us.
+{{L|Squidward|Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.}}
-*'''Squidward:''' ''[effortlessly] ''Boo.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! ''[run away]''
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Nothing can scare us.}}
-*'''Squidward:''' Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ''[sips drink]''
+{{L|Squidward|''[effortlessly]'' Boo.}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah! ''[stop and pant]''
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[still screaming, but stop and pant]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Whoa!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoa!}}
-*'''Patrick: '''We're lost.
+{{L|Patrick|We're lost.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight shines on them]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight coming from a Cinema Anglerfish shines on them]''}}
-*'''Cinema Anglerfish:''' Take your seats.
+{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|Take your seats!}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah! ''[sit down]''
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and sit down]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he & Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview ''has been approved for'' all audiences ''by'' the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc., an Entertainment Rights group company ''- ''S: ''Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he and Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview'' has been approved for ''all audiences -'' S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
-*'''Shubie:''' Shhh!
+{{L|Shubie|Shhh!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry. ''[the movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground. Monroe Timmy is on the see-saw laughing]'' So, this isn't too scary. ''[the shadow of the Fisherman is seen above the water and his hook comes down]'' The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry. ''[in the movie, children are in a playground where Monroe Timmy and Billy are playing on a teeter-totter]'' So this isn't too scary. ''[the scene pans up to the Fisherman's hook]'' The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!}}
-*'''Patrick: '''You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''
+{{L|Patrick|You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both scream]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' The Fisherman's got him!
+{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman's got him!}}
-*'''Patrick:''' And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
+{{L|Patrick|And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh, hold on, I'll take a peek''. [the movie scene changes to two fish sitting together on a bench]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on, I'll take a peek.}}
-*'''Edwina: '''Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.
+{{L|Edwina|Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, it's okay.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's okay.}}
-*'''Patrick: '''You sure? Aah! It's worse! ''[fishes kiss] ''They're kissing!
+{{L|Patrick|You sure? ''[screams]'' It's worse! ''[fishes kiss]'' They're kissing!}}
-*'''Edwina:''' I love you, Susie.
+{{L|Edwina|I love you, Susie.}}
-*'''Jennifer:''' It's Jennifer.
+{{L|Jennifer|It's Jennifer.}}
-*'''Edwina: '''I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] ''Goodbye, Margaret!
+{{L|Edwina|I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up]'' Goodbye, Margaret!}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''}}
-*'''People: '''Aah! ''[grumble]''
+{{L|Crowd|''[scream, then grumble]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah! ''[hide in the hole in their seats]''
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and hide in the hole in their seats]''}}
-*'''Narrator: '''Two hours later...
+{{L|Narrator|Two hours later...}}
-*'''Patrick:''' See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''
+{{L|Patrick|See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Aww, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. ''[scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie] ''Okay. Keep your eyes open.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.}}
-*'''Patrick:''' No problem.
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie.]''}}
-*'''Kid Fish in Movie:''' I love eating ice cream.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Keep your eyes open.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
+{{L|Patrick|No problem.}}
-*'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''
+{{L|Kid fish|I love eating ice cream.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.}}
-*'''Kid Fish in Movie: '''Hey! My ice cream!'' [falls to the ground and cries]'' No!! It was rocky road!
+{{L|Patrick|I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Must close eyes! Too scary!
+{{L|SpongeBob|D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''I can't hold your eyelids-- they're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! Aah!
+{{L|Kid fish|Hey! My ice cream! ''[falls to the ground and cries]'' No! It was rocky road!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Aah! ''[a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again] ''Oh, no, we missed the movie.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Must close eyes! Too scary!}}
-*'''Patrick:''' What?! Not again!
+{{L|Patrick|I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! ''[screams]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''It's okay, we'll just see the next one.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams as a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again]'' Oh, no, we missed the movie.}}
-*'''Cinema Anglerfish: '''I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.
+{{L|Patrick|What?! Not again!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Wow. Uh, what time is it?
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, we'll just see the next one.}}
-*'''Anglerfish: '''It is''' '''one minute to midnight.
+{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. Uh, what time is it?}}
-*'''Patrick:''' But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''
+{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|It is one minute to midnight.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!
+{{L|SpongeBob|One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! The Fisherman! ''[they have ran into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinema]''' '''''Aah! ''[the clock tolls, meaning that it's midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock] ''It's midnight! The Fisherman!'' [run to SpongeBob's door]''
+{{L|Patrick|But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Phew. We made it.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!}}
-*'''Patrick:''' I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' The Fisherman! ''[they run into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.
+{{L|''[The clock tolls, meaning that it is midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock.]''}}
-*'''Patrick:''' It's like we're heroes.
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's midnight! The Fisherman! ''[run to SpongeBob's door]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Phew. We made it.}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?
+{{L|Patrick|I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?
+{{L|Patrick|It's like we're heroes.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[whispering] ''I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it] ''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''It's the Fisherman! Aah! ''[they hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''
+{{L|Patrick|Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't] ''Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails] ''In the dark? All alone?
+{{L|SpongeBob|No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''
+{{L|Patrick|Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman] ''
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's the Fisherman! ''[scream and hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''The Fisherman! Ahh! ''[the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around]'' Aaaah! Aaaah! ''[stop and pant]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't]'' Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails]'' In the dark? All alone?}}
-*'''Squidward: '''''What is wrong with you?!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hey, Squidward.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?}}
-*'''Squidward: '''What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
+{{L|Patrick|Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman]''}}
-*'''Patrick:''' We can't get home.
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around screaming but stop and pant]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''We're too scared. [Squidward growls. Scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him)
+{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you?! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[sighs] ''Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend. ''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his  left foot and throws Patrick in]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hey, Squidward.}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to Spongebob's house]''
+{{L|Squidward|What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.
+{{L|Patrick|We can't get home.}}
-*'''Squidward: '''Hat.
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're too scared.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, yeah. Here. [gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls]''}}
-*'''Squidward:''' I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. [walks into his house]
+{{L|''[The scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Are you okay?
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend.}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Yeah! Are you okay?
+{{L|''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his left foot and throws Patrick in.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''I think so! Goodnight!
+{{L|Patrick|Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to SpongeBob's house]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Yeah., goodnight! Just don't think about the Fisherman!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!
+{{L|Squidward|Hat.}}
-*'''Squidward: '''Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah. Here. ''[gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]''}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril] ''Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers] ''There's something stuck... ''[grunts] ''Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it] ''Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools] ''Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''
+{{L|Squidward|I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. ''[walks into his house]''}}
-*'''Squidward: '''Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Aah! ''[sees Squidward] ''The Fisherman! Aah! ''[Patrick runs]''
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Are you okay?}}
-*'''Squidward: '''Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'' [the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it]'' Aaah! [the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom) SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!
+{{L|SpongeBob|I think so! Good night!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. Aah! Your face!
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah, good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Oh. (takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again) There.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Now who's here?
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Uh, someone's here?
+{{L|Patrick|Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril]'' Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers]'' There's something stuck... ''[grunts]'' Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it]'' Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools]'' Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' You just said.
+{{L|Squidward|Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''Oh. The Fisherman's here.
+{{L|Patrick|''[screams as he sees Squidward]'' The Fisherman! ''[screams and runs]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' The Fisherman!
+{{L|Squidward|Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. ''[the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it; Squidward screams; the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''The Fisherman!
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! SpongeBob, wake up! He's here!}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah! (SpongeBob and Patrick run in circles on SpongeBob's bed)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. ''[screams]'' Your face!}}
-*'''Squidward:''' Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I’m having too much fun. (goes in SpongeBob's house) Ha. It's almost too easy.
+{{L|Patrick|Oh. ''[takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again]'' There.}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Quick. Block the door.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now who's here?}}
-*'''Squidward: '''There's just no sport in it.
+{{L|Patrick|Uh, someone's here?}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' (SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door) Get everything?
+{{L|SpongeBob|You just said.}}
-*'''Patrick:''' What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)
+{{L|Patrick|Oh. The Fisherman's here.}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Not Gary. Think it'll hold?
+{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman!}}
-*'''Patrick: '''I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window and sees Squidward, laughing)
+{{L|Patrick|''[speaks gibberish]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! (Squidward opens window) Aah!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run in circles on SpongeBob's bed]''}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.
+{{L|Squidward|Ha ha ha ha. Listen to those nudniks. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I'm having too much fun. ''[goes in SpongeBob's house]'' Ha. It's almost too easy.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Oh yeah. Just like the movie. (they close their eyes, later open them to see Squidward behind them)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Quick. Block the door.}}
-*'''Squidward: '''I'm the Deadly Fisherman!
+{{L|Squidward|There's just no sport in it.}}
-*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door]'' Get everything?}}
-*'''SpongeBob:''' I guess this is the end, old buddy.
+{{L|Patrick|What about this? ''[holds Gary]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Not Gary. Think it'll hold?}}
-'''Patrick: '''I don't want to die in my underwear!
+{{L|Patrick|I sure hope so. ''[he and SpongeBob look into window and see Squidward, laughing]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream as Squidward opens the window, then they scream again]''}}
-'''SpongeBob: '''Here. Die in mine.
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah. Just like the movie. ''[they close their eyes, then open them to see Squidward behind them]''}}
-'''Patrick: '''Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. Here you go.
+{{L|Squidward|I'm the Deadly Fisherman!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' And here you go. Now where were we? Oh yeah.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I guess this is the end, old buddy.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't want to die in my underwear!}}
-'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Die in mine.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Here you go.}}
-'''Squidward:''' Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
+{{L|SpongeBob|And here you go. ''[he and Patrick trade underwear and put them on]'' Now where were we? Oh, yeah.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!}}
-'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah!
+{{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
-'''SpongeBob: '''That thing's eating Squidward!
+{{L|SpongeBob|That thing's eating Squidward!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, play 33. I need you to go long. And... break. You're going down, Fisherman! ''[starts beating up Squidward's Fisherman costume while SpongeBob grabs Squidward's neck]''}}
-'''Patrick:''' Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, with thirty-three. I need you to go gone. Your going down, Fisherman!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. ''[he and Squidward jump out of the window and Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward]'' Okay! I think you got it! ''[sirens sound. Squidward grumbles as he is taken into an ambulance]'' Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, there, there, no need to thank us. We were only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore. ''[the Fisherman costume growls at them]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
-'''SpongeBob: '''Don't worry Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! (Sirens) (Squidward grumbles) There, there, no need to digest. We're only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. We don't have to be afraid of that old monster anymore.
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run into ambulance. The Fisherman costume falls down, revealing Gary]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[starts sleeping on the costume to end the episode]''}}
-'''Squidward: '''Huh?
-'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick run into ambulance) (Costume falls down)
-'''Gary: '''Meow.
-(Episode ends)
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