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{{L|''[Episode starts with SpongeBob, and Patrick getting food at the Reef Cinema. They walk up to Squidward]''}}
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{{L|''[The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick getting food at the Reef Cinema. They walk up to Squidward.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
{{L|''[Squidward didn’t answer when he is drinking his drink]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward doesn't answer as he is drinking his drink.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay. I'll tell you.
{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay. I'll tell you.}}
{{L|''[Squidward still didn’t answer when he’s still drinking his drink]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward still doesn't answer as he is still drinking his drink]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's ''Fisher...''
{{L|SpongeBob|It's ''Fisher...''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips]'' Ah. You may speak.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips]'' Ah. You may speak.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4! [he and Patrick smile]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4''! ''[he and Patrick smile]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.
{{L|Squidward|Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Nothing can scare us.
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Nothing can scare us.}}
{{L|[Squidward|''[effortlessly]'' Boo.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[effortlessly]'' Boo.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[still screaming, but stop and pant]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward laughs and sips drink]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[still screaming, but stop and pant]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoa!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''
{{L|Patrick|We're lost.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Whoa!
{{L|SpongeBob|I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight coming from a Cinema Anglerfish shines on them]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''We're lost.
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|Take your seats!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight shines on them]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and sit down]''}}
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|Take your seats.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he and Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview'' has been approved for ''all audiences -'' S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[scream and sit down]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he and Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview ''has been approved for'' all audiences -'' S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''
{{L|Shubie|Shhh!}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[scream]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry. ''[in the movie, children are in a playground where Monroe Timmy and Billy are playing on a teeter-totter]'' So this isn't too scary. ''[the scene pans up to the Fisherman's hook]'' The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!}}
*'''Shubie:''' Shhh!
{{L|Patrick|You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry. ''[the movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground. Monroe Timmy is on the see-saw laughing]'' So, this isn't too scary. ''[the shadow of the Fisherman is seen above the water and his hook comes down]'' The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both scream]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman's got him!}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[both scream]''
{{L|Patrick|And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman's got him!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on, I'll take a peek.}}
*'''Patrick:''' And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
{{L|Edwina|Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, hold on, I'll take a peek''. [the movie scene changes to two fish sitting together on a bench]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's okay.}}
*'''Edwina: '''Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.
{{L|Patrick|You sure? ''[screams]'' It's worse! ''[fishes kiss]'' They're kissing!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's okay.
{{L|Edwina|I love you, Susie.}}
*'''Patrick: '''You sure? ''[screams]'' It's worse! ''[fishes kiss] ''They're kissing!
{{L|Jennifer|It's Jennifer.}}
*'''Edwina:''' I love you, Susie.
{{L|Edwina|I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up]'' Goodbye, Margaret!}}
*'''Jennifer:''' It's Jennifer.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''}}
*'''Edwina: '''I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] ''Goodbye, Margaret!
{{L|Crowd|''[scream, then grumble]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''}}
*'''People: ''' ''[scream, then grumble]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and hide in the hole in their seats]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''
{{L|Narrator|Two hours later...}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[scream and hide in the hole in their seats]''
{{L|Patrick|See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''}}
*'''Narrator: '''Two hours later...
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''
{{L|Patrick|Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Aww, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
{{L|''[The scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. ''[scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie] ''Okay. Keep your eyes open.
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Keep your eyes open.}}
*'''Patrick:''' No problem.
{{L|Patrick|No problem.}}
*'''Kid Fish in Movie:''' I love eating ice cream.
{{L|Kid fish|I love eating ice cream.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.}}
*'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''
{{L|Patrick|I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''
{{L|SpongeBob|D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''}}
*'''Kid Fish in Movie: '''Hey! My ice cream!'' [falls to the ground and cries]'' No!! It was rocky road!
{{L|Kid fish|Hey! My ice cream! ''[falls to the ground and cries]'' No! It was rocky road!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Must close eyes! Too scary!
{{L|SpongeBob|Must close eyes! Too scary!}}
*'''Patrick: '''I can't hold your eyelids—they're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! ''[screams]''
{{L|Patrick|I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! ''[screams]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: ''' ''[screams as a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again] ''Oh, no, we missed the movie.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams as a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again]'' Oh, no, we missed the movie.}}
*'''Patrick:''' What?! Not again!
{{L|Patrick|What?! Not again!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''It's okay, we'll just see the next one.
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, we'll just see the next one.}}
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.}}
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Wow. Uh, what time is it?
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. Uh, what time is it?}}
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|'''It is''' '''one minute to midnight.}}
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|It is one minute to midnight.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''
{{L|SpongeBob|One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''
{{L|Patrick|But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''''' ''' '''[scream] The Fisherman! [they have ran into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]''' '''''''[the clock tolls, meaning that it's midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock] ''It's midnight! The Fisherman!'' [run to SpongeBob's door]
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' The Fisherman! ''[they run into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Phew. We made it.
{{L|''[The clock tolls, meaning that it is midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock.]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's midnight! The Fisherman! ''[run to SpongeBob's door]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew. We made it.}}
*'''Patrick:''' It's like we're heroes.
{{L|Patrick|I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?
{{L|Patrick|It's like we're heroes.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?
{{L|Patrick|Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[whispering]'' I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]''
{{L|SpongeBob|No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''It's the Fisherman! ''[scream and hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''
{{L|Patrick|Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't] ''Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails] ''In the dark? All alone?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's the Fisherman! ''[scream and hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't]'' Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails]'' In the dark? All alone?}}
*'''Patrick: '''Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman] ''
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''The Fisherman! ''[scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around screaming but stop and pant]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?}}
*'''Squidward: '''''What is wrong with you?!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''
{{L|Patrick|Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hey, Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around screaming but stop and pant]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you?! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' We can't get home.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hey, Squidward.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''We're too scared. ''[Squidward growls. Scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him]''
{{L|Squidward|What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[sighs] ''Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend. ''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his  left foot and throws Patrick in]''
{{L|Patrick|We can't get home.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to Spongebob's house]''
{{L|SpongeBob|We're too scared.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''Hat.
{{L|''[The scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, yeah. Here. [gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend.}}
*'''Squidward:''' I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. [walks into his house]
{{L|''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his left foot and throws Patrick in.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Are you okay?
{{L|Patrick|Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to SpongeBob's house]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Yeah! Are you okay?
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''I think so! Good night!
{{L|Squidward|Hat.}}
*'''Patrick: '''Yeah., good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah. Here. ''[gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!
{{L|Squidward|I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. ''[walks into his house]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
*'''Patrick:''' Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril] ''Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers] ''There's something stuck... ''[grunts] ''Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it] ''Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools] ''Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Are you okay?}}
*'''Squidward: '''Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I think so! Good night!}}
*'''Patrick: '''''[screams as he sees Squidward] ''The Fisherman! ''[screams and runs]''
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!}}
*'''Squidward: '''Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'' [the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it; Squidward screams; the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom]'' SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. ''[scream]'' Your face!
{{L|Squidward|Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Oh. ''[takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again]'' There.
{{L|Patrick|Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril]'' Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers]'' There's something stuck... ''[grunts]'' Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it]'' Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools]'' Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Now who's here?
{{L|Squidward|Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Uh, someone's here?
{{L|Patrick|''[screams as he sees Squidward]'' The Fisherman! ''[screams and runs]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' You just said.
{{L|Squidward|Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. ''[the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it; Squidward screams; the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Oh. The Fisherman's here.
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! SpongeBob, wake up! He's here!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' The Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob|Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. ''[screams]'' Your face!}}
*'''Patrick: '''The Fisherman!
{{L|Patrick|Oh. ''[takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again]'' There.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' ''[scream and run in circles on SpongeBob's bed]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Now who's here?}}
*'''Squidward:''' Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I’m having too much fun. (goes in SpongeBob's house) Ha. It's almost too easy.
{{L|Patrick|Uh, someone's here?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Quick. Block the door.
{{L|SpongeBob|You just said.}}
*'''Squidward: '''There's just no sport in it.
{{L|Patrick|Oh. The Fisherman's here.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door]'' Get everything?
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman!}}
*'''Patrick:''' What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)
{{L|Patrick|''[speaks gibberish]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Not Gary. Think it'll hold?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run in circles on SpongeBob's bed]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window and sees Squidward, laughing)
{{L|Squidward|Ha ha ha ha. Listen to those nudniks. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I'm having too much fun. ''[goes in SpongeBob's house]'' Ha. It's almost too easy.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''(scream as Squidward opens the window and then scream again)
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick. Block the door.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.
{{L|Squidward|There's just no sport in it.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Oh yeah. Just like the movie. (they close their eyes, later open them to see Squidward behind them)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door]'' Get everything?}}
*'''Squidward: '''I'm the Deadly Fisherman!
{{L|Patrick|What about this? ''[holds Gary]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: ''' ''(scream)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Not Gary. Think it'll hold?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I guess this is the end, old buddy.
{{L|Patrick|I sure hope so. ''[he and SpongeBob look into window and see Squidward, laughing]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''I don't want to die in my underwear!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream as Squidward opens the window, then they scream again]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Here. ''(SpongeBob takes off his underwear)'' Die in mine.
{{L|Patrick|Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.}}
*'''Patrick: '''Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. ''(Patrick takes off his underwear)'' Here you go.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah. Just like the movie. ''[they close their eyes, then open them to see Squidward behind them]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' And here you go. ''(SpongeBob and Patrick trade underwears and puts on their underwears)'' Now where were we? Oh, yeah.
{{L|Squidward|I'm the Deadly Fisherman!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''''[screams]'' He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' ''[laughing]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess this is the end, old buddy.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: ''' ''(scream)''
{{L|Patrick|I don't want to die in my underwear!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''That thing's eating Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob|Here. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Die in mine.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, with 33. I need you to go long. You're going down, Fisherman!
{{L|Patrick|Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Here you go.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Don't worry, Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! (Sirens) ''[Squidward grumbles]'' There, there, no need to digest. We're only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. We don't have to be afraid of that old monster anymore.
{{L|SpongeBob|And here you go. ''[he and Patrick trade underwear and put them on]'' Now where were we? Oh, yeah.}}
*'''Squidward: '''Huh?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''(scream and run into ambulance) (Costume falls down, revealing Gary)
{{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}}
*'''Gary: '''Meow. (Episode ends)
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That thing's eating Squidward!}}
{{L|Patrick|Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, play 33. I need you to go long. And... break. You're going down, Fisherman! ''[starts beating up Squidward's Fisherman costume while SpongeBob grabs Squidward's neck]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. ''[he and Squidward jump out of the window and Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward]'' Okay! I think you got it! ''[sirens sound. Squidward grumbles as he is taken into an ambulance]'' Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, there, there, no need to thank us. We were only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore. ''[the Fisherman costume growls at them]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run into ambulance. The Fisherman costume falls down, revealing Gary]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[starts sleeping on the costume to end the episode]''}}

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