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{{L|''[The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick getting food at the Reef Cinema. They walk up to Squidward.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
{{L|''[Squidward didn’t answer when he is drinking his drink]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward doesn't answer as he is drinking his drink.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay. I'll tell you.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's okay. I'll tell you.}}
{{L|''[Squidward still didn’t answer when he’s still drinking his drink]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward still doesn't answer as he is still drinking his drink]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's ''Fisher...''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's ''Fisher...''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips]'' Ah. You may speak.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips]'' Ah. You may speak.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4! [he and Patrick smile]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4''! ''[he and Patrick smile]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Nothing can scare us.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Nothing can scare us.}}
{{L|[Squidward|''[effortlessly]'' Boo.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[effortlessly]'' Boo.}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[still screaming, but stop and pant]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[still screaming, but stop and pant]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Whoa!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoa!}}
*'''Patrick: '''We're lost.
{{L|Patrick|We're lost.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight shines on them]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I wish we had a flashlight. ''[a flashlight coming from a Cinema Anglerfish shines on them]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[scream and sit down]''
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|Take your seats!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he and Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview ''has been approved for'' all audiences -'' S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and sit down]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[scream]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he and Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview'' has been approved for ''all audiences -'' S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''}}
*'''Shubie:''' Shhh!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''
{{L|Shubie|Shhh!}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[both scream]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry. ''[in the movie, children are in a playground where Monroe Timmy and Billy are playing on a teeter-totter]'' So this isn't too scary. ''[the scene pans up to the Fisherman's hook]'' The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!}}
*'''Patrick:''' And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
{{L|Patrick|You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''}}
*'''Edwina: '''Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both scream]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''You sure? ''[screams]'' It's worse! ''[fishes kiss] ''They're kissing!
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman's got him!}}
*'''Edwina:''' I love you, Susie.
{{L|Patrick|And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?}}
*'''Jennifer:''' It's Jennifer.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on, I'll take a peek.}}
*'''Edwina: '''I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] ''Goodbye, Margaret!
{{L|Edwina|Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's okay.}}
*'''People: ''' ''[scream, then grumble]''
{{L|Patrick|You sure? ''[screams]'' It's worse! ''[fishes kiss]'' They're kissing!}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''
{{L|Edwina|I love you, Susie.}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ''[scream and hide in the hole in their seats]''
{{L|Jennifer|It's Jennifer.}}
*'''Narrator: '''Two hours later...
{{L|Edwina|I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up]'' Goodbye, Margaret!}}
*'''Patrick:''' See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Aww, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''
{{L|Crowd|''[scream, then grumble]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! ''[he and Patrick get their buckets back]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. ''[scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie] ''Okay. Keep your eyes open.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and hide in the hole in their seats]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' No problem.
{{L|Narrator|Two hours later...}}
*'''Kid Fish in Movie:''' I love eating ice cream.
{{L|Patrick|See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''
{{L|Patrick|Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.}}
*'''Kid Fish in Movie: '''Hey! My ice cream!'' [falls to the ground and cries]'' No! It was rocky road!
{{L|''[The scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two kid fish eating ice cream in the movie.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Must close eyes! Too scary!
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Keep your eyes open.}}
*'''Patrick: '''I can't hold your eyelids—they're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! ''[screams]''
{{L|Patrick|No problem.}}
*'''SpongeBob: ''' ''[screams as a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again] ''Oh, no, we missed the movie.
{{L|Kid fish|I love eating ice cream.}}
*'''Patrick:''' What?! Not again!
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''It's okay, we'll just see the next one.
{{L|Patrick|I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Wow. Uh, what time is it?
{{L|SpongeBob|D'ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''
{{L|Kid fish|Hey! My ice cream! ''[falls to the ground and cries]'' No! It was rocky road!}}
*'''Patrick:''' But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Must close eyes! Too scary!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!
{{L|Patrick|I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! ''[screams]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''''' ''' '''[scream] The Fisherman! [they have ran into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]''' '''''''[the clock tolls, meaning that it's midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock] ''It's midnight! The Fisherman!'' [run to SpongeBob's door]
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams as a fish walks by sweeping but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again]'' Oh, no, we missed the movie.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Phew. We made it.
{{L|Patrick|What?! Not again!}}
*'''Patrick:''' I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, we'll just see the next one.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.}}
*'''Patrick:''' It's like we're heroes.
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. Uh, what time is it?}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.
{{L|Cinema Anglerfish|It is one minute to midnight.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?
{{L|SpongeBob|One... minute... to midnight?! ''[he and Patrick get out of their seats]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''
{{L|Patrick|But that's when the Fisherman comes out! ''[he and SpongeBob run out of the room]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick, we've got to get home!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[whispering]'' I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' The Fisherman! ''[they run into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]''}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''It's the Fisherman! ''[scream and hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''
{{L|''[The clock tolls, meaning that it is midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard fish. It goes back in the clock.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't] ''Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails] ''In the dark? All alone?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's midnight! The Fisherman! ''[run to SpongeBob's door]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew. We made it.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
{{L|Patrick|I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.}}
*'''Patrick: '''Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''The Fisherman! ''[scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around screaming but stop and pant]''
{{L|Patrick|It's like we're heroes.}}
*'''Squidward: '''''What is wrong with you?!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, hey, Squidward.
{{L|Patrick|Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?}}
*'''Squidward: '''What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
{{L|SpongeBob|No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. ''[starts walking Patrick to his door]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' We can't get home.
{{L|Patrick|Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? ''[foghorn blows]'' Do you hear that?}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''We're too scared. ''[Squidward growls. Scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' I think it's coming from over there. ''[points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[sighs] ''Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend. ''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his left foot and throws Patrick in]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's the Fisherman! ''[scream and hide behind Patrick's rock; Slasher McGee passes by on a small bike with training wheels]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to SpongeBob's house]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. ''[tries to move but doesn't]'' Just a few steps that away. ''[tries again but fails]'' In the dark? All alone?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. ''[starts walking SpongeBob home]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''Hat.
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, yeah. Here. [gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]
{{L|Patrick|Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. ''[a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. [walks into his house]
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Fisherman! ''[scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of jellyfish who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. SpongeBob and Patrick continue screaming. Squidward wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. SpongeBob and Patrick run around screaming but stop and pant]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Are you okay?
{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you?! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and jump to Squidward's windows. They shiver]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Yeah! Are you okay?
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hey, Squidward.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''I think so! Good night!
{{L|Squidward|What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!}}
*'''Patrick: '''Yeah., good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!
{{L|Patrick|We can't get home.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!
{{L|SpongeBob|We're too scared.}}
*'''Squidward: '''Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril] ''Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers] ''There's something stuck... ''[grunts] ''Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it] ''Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools] ''Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''
{{L|''[The scene changes to Squidward walking to Patrick's rock with SpongeBob on his head wearing his nightcap and Patrick holding onto him.]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Thank you, Squidward. You are a true friend.}}
*'''Patrick: '''''[screams as he sees Squidward] ''The Fisherman! ''[screams and runs]''
{{L|''[Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his left foot and throws Patrick in.]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.'' [the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it; Squidward screams; the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom]'' SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!
{{L|Patrick|Thanks, Squidwar... ''[Squidward closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to SpongeBob's house]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. ''[scream]'' Your face!
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, thanks, Squidward. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.}}
*'''Patrick: '''Oh. ''[takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again]'' There.
{{L|Squidward|Hat.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Now who's here?
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah. Here. ''[gives Squidward's nightcap back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Uh, someone's here?
{{L|Squidward|I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. ''[walks into his house]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' You just said.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Are you okay?}}
*'''Patrick: '''Oh. The Fisherman's here.
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Are you okay?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' The Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob|I think so! Good night!}}
*'''Patrick: '''The Fisherman!
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' ''[scream and run in circles on SpongeBob's bed]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I'm having too much fun. (goes in SpongeBob's house) Ha. It's almost too easy.
{{L|Squidward|Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! ''[goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume]'' No. ''[pulls out a Frankenstein costume]'' No. ''[pulls out an Easter Bunny costume]'' Um... no. ''[pulls out a fisherman's hat and coat]'' Aha! ''[lightning strikes. Squidward is outside and has the coat on]'' It's time for those lame-brains to meet the ''real'' Fisherman. ''[puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Squidward lowers the hook from the fishing rod]'' This is gonna be good. ''[laughs. Lightning strikes again. Squidward is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Patrick's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Patrick wakes up and opens his rock with his head]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Quick. Block the door.
{{L|Patrick|Uh, hello? Someone there? ''[the hook hooks under his left nostril]'' Uh, uh? What's that? ''[stammers]'' There's something stuck... ''[grunts]'' Huh. ''[the hook starts pulling it]'' Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. ''[drools]'' Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. ''[laughs. Squidward laughs and pulls the hook]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''There's just no sport in it.
{{L|Squidward|Gotcha! ''[the hook pulls Patrick out of his rock]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door]'' Get everything?
{{L|Patrick|''[screams as he sees Squidward]'' The Fisherman! ''[screams and runs]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)
{{L|Squidward|Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. ''[the rod goes after Patrick and starts to pull Squidward and the boat with it; Squidward screams; the boat rides up Patrick's open rock and soars in the air. Patrick screams twice while Squidward starts laughing. He runs to SpongeBob's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Squidward to smash into the door. Patrick sees Squidward outside, laughing. Patrick runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to SpongeBob's bedroom]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Not Gary. Think it'll hold?
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! SpongeBob, wake up! He's here!}}
*'''Patrick: '''I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window and sees Squidward, laughing)
{{L|SpongeBob|Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. ''[screams]'' Your face!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''(scream as Squidward opens the window and then scream again)
{{L|Patrick|Oh. ''[takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again]'' There.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.
{{L|SpongeBob|Now who's here?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Oh yeah. Just like the movie. (they close their eyes, later open them to see Squidward behind them)
{{L|Patrick|Uh, someone's here?}}
*'''Squidward: '''I'm the Deadly Fisherman!
{{L|SpongeBob|You just said.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: ''' ''(scream)''
{{L|Patrick|Oh. The Fisherman's here.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I guess this is the end, old buddy.
{{L|SpongeBob|The Fisherman!}}
*'''Patrick: '''I don't want to die in my underwear!
{{L|Patrick|''[speaks gibberish]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Here. ''(SpongeBob takes off his underwear)'' Die in mine.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run in circles on SpongeBob's bed]''}}
*'''Patrick: '''Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. ''(Patrick takes off his underwear)'' Here you go.
{{L|Squidward|Ha ha ha ha. Listen to those nudniks. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I'm having too much fun. ''[goes in SpongeBob's house]'' Ha. It's almost too easy.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' And here you go. ''(SpongeBob and Patrick trade underwears and puts on their underwears)'' Now where were we? Oh, yeah.
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick. Block the door.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''''[screams]'' He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!
{{L|Squidward|There's just no sport in it.}}
*'''Squidward:''' ''[laughing]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door]'' Get everything?}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: ''' ''(scream)''
{{L|Patrick|What about this? ''[holds Gary]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''That thing's eating Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob|Not Gary. Think it'll hold?}}
*'''Patrick:''' Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, with 33. I need you to go long. You're going down, Fisherman!
{{L|Patrick|I sure hope so. ''[he and SpongeBob look into window and see Squidward, laughing]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''Don't worry, Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! ''[Sirens sound]'' ''[Squidward grumbles]'' Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, there, there, no need to thank us. We were only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream as Squidward opens the window, then they scream again]''}}
*'''Squidward: '''Huh?
{{L|Patrick|Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.}}
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''(scream and run into ambulance) (Costume falls down, revealing Gary)
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah. Just like the movie. ''[they close their eyes, then open them to see Squidward behind them]''}}
*'''Gary: '''Meow. (Episode ends)
{{L|Squidward|I'm the Deadly Fisherman!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess this is the end, old buddy.}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't want to die in my underwear!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Die in mine.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. ''[takes off his underwear]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And here you go. ''[he and Patrick trade underwear and put them on]'' Now where were we? Oh, yeah.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' He's gonna turn us into fish sticks!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That thing's eating Squidward!}}
{{L|Patrick|Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, play 33. I need you to go long. And... break. You're going down, Fisherman! ''[starts beating up Squidward's Fisherman costume while SpongeBob grabs Squidward's neck]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. ''[he and Squidward jump out of the window and Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward]'' Okay! I think you got it! ''[sirens sound. Squidward grumbles as he is taken into an ambulance]'' Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, there, there, no need to thank us. We were only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore. ''[the Fisherman costume growls at them]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream and run into ambulance. The Fisherman costume falls down, revealing Gary]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[starts sleeping on the costume to end the episode]''}}

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