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{{L|''[The episode begins with SpongeBob pretending to be a stunt driver in one of the boats at the Bikini Bottom Boat store.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates engine revving]'' I'm a stunt driver, and I'm making donuts! ''[screeches]'' Out of the way! ''[screeches]'' Look out! Where'd you learn to drive, buddy? Oh, Mrs. Puff's Boating School? Me too! ''[laughs]'' Ahh, the bridge is out! Ahhh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates engine revving]'' I'm a stunt driver, and I'm making donuts! ''[screeches]'' Out of the way! ''[screeches]'' Look out! Where'd you learn to drive, buddy? Oh, Mrs. Puff's Boating School? Me too! ''[laughs]'' Ahh, the bridge is out! Ahhh!}} | ||
{{L|Boat salesperson|That's a sweet little boat. You're a smart shopper.}} | {{L|Boat salesperson|That's a sweet little boat. You're a smart shopper.}} | ||
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{{L|Boat salesperson|No, this isn't right. I got something more your style. ''[grabs SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Boat salesperson|No, this isn't right. I got something more your style. ''[grabs SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whee! ''[gets thrown into the Wimp Wagon]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whee! ''[gets thrown into the Wimp Wagon]''}} | ||
{{L|Boat salesperson|The Wimp Wagon. It includes unlimited tissues for crying, a security blanket, ''[a blanket pops out from the steering wheel and SpongeBob sucks his thumb]'' and a | {{L|Boat salesperson|The Wimp Wagon. It includes unlimited tissues for crying, a security blanket, ''[a blanket pops out from the steering wheel and SpongeBob sucks his thumb]'' and a bumper bonnet for your ''[pushes the bumper bonnet down on SpongeBob]'' delicate fontanel.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are very nice, but I don't have a driver's license.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are very nice, but I don't have a driver's license.}} | ||
{{L|Boat salesperson|No license, huh? Well, you don't need a license to drive a self-driving boat.}} | {{L|Boat salesperson|No license, huh? Well, you don't need a license to drive a self-driving boat.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[wide-eyed]'' Ooh. Whaaa! ''[gives the boat salesperson money]'' Sold!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wide-eyed]'' Ooh. Whaaa! ''[gives the boat salesperson money]'' Sold!}} | ||
{{L|Boat salesperson|Oh, thanks! ''[laughs as he flies away]''}} | {{L|Boat salesperson|Oh, thanks! ''[laughs as he flies away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahhh! My very own boat. Ah! ''[jumps into the boat and goes to drive it, but he finds the steering wheel and the key ignition missing]'' Huh? But there's no key! And no steering wheel! ''[stammers as he pushes various buttons]'' Where is that—I gotta— ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ahhh! My very own boat. Ah! ''[jumps into the boat and goes to drive it, but he finds the steering wheel and the key ignition missing]'' Huh? But there's no key! And no steering wheel! ''[stammers as he pushes various buttons]'' Where is that—I gotta— ''[a cat meows on the boat's DVD screen]'' How do you— ''[jumps on the seat, until a robot arm grabs him and sits him down]''}} | ||
{{L|Coupe|Settle down, Mr. SquarePants.}} | {{L|Coupe|Settle down, Mr. SquarePants.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, you talk. How'd you know my name?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, you talk. How'd you know my name?}} | ||
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{{L|Coupe|Relax, Mr. SquarePants. I'm an expert driver. Make yourself at home and leave everything to me. ''[pours a cup of tea while SpongeBob has a blanket on and his shoes off, relaxing]''}} | {{L|Coupe|Relax, Mr. SquarePants. I'm an expert driver. Make yourself at home and leave everything to me. ''[pours a cup of tea while SpongeBob has a blanket on and his shoes off, relaxing]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! ''[blows a clarinet in Squidward's face]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob? ''[drools]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob?! ''[drools]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reads his book until he sees Mrs. Puff driving next to him]'' Oh, hi, Mrs. Puff. What do you think of my classy new boat?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[reads his book until he sees Mrs. Puff driving next to him]'' Oh, hi, Mrs. Puff. What do you think of my classy new boat?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hello, SpongeBob. SpongeBob! Ah! You're not driving!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Hello, SpongeBob. SpongeBob! Ah! You're not driving!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Butt on buttons!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Butt on buttons!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Patrick, I don't think Coupe likes that.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Patrick, I don't think Coupe likes that.}} | ||
{{L|Coupe|''[grabs Patrick and sits him down]'' Passenger, settle down. ''[smacks Patrick's face with the seatbelt and fastens him, making | {{L|Coupe|''[grabs Patrick and sits him down]'' Passenger, settle down. ''[smacks Patrick's face with the seatbelt several times for his stupidity and fastens him, making him pop chocolate ice cream out from his bellybutton]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, ice cream. Where's the cone?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, ice cream. Where's the cone?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, don't worry. It's down there somewhere. Ahh. ''[puts ice cream on his tongue and resumes pushing various buttons with his ice cream-covered hands]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, don't worry. It's down there somewhere. Ahh. ''[puts ice cream on his tongue and resumes pushing various buttons with his ice cream-covered hands]''}} | ||
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{{L|Coupe|''[shakes hands with SpongeBob]'' Indeed. ''[giggles]''}} | {{L|Coupe|''[shakes hands with SpongeBob]'' Indeed. ''[giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Because now we can get to the Krusty Krab the fast way! ''[steers Coupe off the roof]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Because now we can get to the Krusty Krab the fast way! ''[steers Coupe off the roof]''}} | ||
{{L|Coupe|What? No! No! Noooo! ''[lands near the Krusty Krab]'' No, you don't | {{L|Coupe|What? No! No! Noooo! ''[lands near the Krusty Krab]'' No, you don't! ''[SpongeBob tries to break free, but Coupe ties him up with the seatbelt]'' No, no, we're not going into the tacky Krusty Krab!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, we're going through the drive-thru! ''[steers Coupe through the drive-thru with his tongue]'' Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream, please. ''[strains as Coupe drives to the drive-thru window; Squidward gives SpongeBob his order while SpongeBob keeps fighting with Coupe]'' Squidward, you see me struggling with this boat, and you act like you don't care!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're right, we're going through the drive-thru! ''[steers Coupe through the drive-thru with his tongue]'' Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream, please. ''[strains as Coupe drives to the drive-thru window; Squidward gives SpongeBob his order while SpongeBob keeps fighting with Coupe]'' Squidward, you see me struggling with this boat, and you act like you don't care!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's not an act. ''[closes the drive-thru window as Coupe drives away from the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Squidward|It's not an act. ''[closes the drive-thru window as Coupe drives away from the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick. ''[gives him a bag of quarters]'' Here's a whole bag of quarters so you can ride forever.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick. ''[gives him a bag of quarters]'' Here's a whole bag of quarters so you can ride forever.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ohh! ''[puts a quarter through the slot and Coupe begins moving again]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Ohh! ''[puts a quarter through the slot and Coupe begins moving again]''}} | ||
{{L|Coupe|Please, somebody, strip me, sell me for parts! Just put me out of my misery!}} | {{L|Coupe|Please, somebody, strip me, sell me for parts! Just put me out of my misery! ''[zoom out of the Krusty Krab, then the iris closes in on Coupe, ending the episode]''}} | ||
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