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-{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[The episode begins with SpongeBob pretending to be a stunt driver in one of the boats at the Bikini Bottom Boat store.]''}}
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+{{L|''[The episode begins with SpongeBob pretending to be a stunt driver in one of the boats at the Bikini Bottom Boat store.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates engine revving]'' I'm a stunt driver, and I'm making donuts! ''[screeches]'' Out of the way! ''[screeches]'' Look out! Where'd you learn to drive, buddy? Oh, Mrs. Puff's Boating School? Me too! ''[laughs]'' Ahh, the bridge is out! Ahhh!}}
 {{L|Boat salesperson|That's a sweet little boat. You're a smart shopper.}}
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 {{L|Boat salesperson|No, this isn't right. I got something more your style. ''[grabs SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Whee! ''[gets thrown into the Wimp Wagon]''}}
-{{L|Boat salesperson|The Wimp Wagon. It includes unlimited tissues for crying, a security blanket, ''[a blanket pops out from the steering wheel and SpongeBob sucks his thumb]'' and a bumber bonnet for your ''[pushes the bumper bonnet down on SpongeBob]'' delicate fontanel.}}
+{{L|Boat salesperson|The Wimp Wagon. It includes unlimited tissues for crying, a security blanket, ''[a blanket pops out from the steering wheel and SpongeBob sucks his thumb]'' and a bumper bonnet for your ''[pushes the bumper bonnet down on SpongeBob]'' delicate fontanel.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are very nice, but I don't have a driver's license.}}
 {{L|Boat salesperson|No license, huh? Well, you don't need a license to drive a self-driving boat.}}
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 {{L|Coupe|Relax, Mr. SquarePants. I'm an expert driver. Make yourself at home and leave everything to me. ''[pours a cup of tea while SpongeBob has a blanket on and his shoes off, relaxing]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward. ''[blows a clarinet in Squidward's face]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! ''[blows a clarinet in Squidward's face]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob? ''[drools]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob?! ''[drools]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[reads his book until he sees Mrs. Puff driving next to him]'' Oh, hi, Mrs. Puff. What do you think of my classy new boat?}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Hello, SpongeBob. SpongeBob! Ah! You're not driving!}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Butt on buttons!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Patrick, I don't think Coupe likes that.}}
-{{L|Coupe|''[grabs Patrick and sits him down]'' Passenger, settle down. ''[smacks Patrick's face with the seatbelt several times for his stupidity and fastens him, making his pop chocolate ice cream out from his bellybutton]''}}
+{{L|Coupe|''[grabs Patrick and sits him down]'' Passenger, settle down. ''[smacks Patrick's face with the seatbelt several times for his stupidity and fastens him, making him pop chocolate ice cream out from his bellybutton]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, ice cream. Where's the cone?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh, don't worry. It's down there somewhere. Ahh. ''[puts ice cream on his tongue and resumes pushing various buttons with his ice cream-covered hands]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick. ''[gives him a bag of quarters]'' Here's a whole bag of quarters so you can ride forever.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ohh! ''[puts a quarter through the slot and Coupe begins moving again]''}}
-{{L|Coupe|Please, somebody, strip me, sell me for parts! Just put me out of my misery!}}
+{{L|Coupe|Please, somebody, strip me, sell me for parts! Just put me out of my misery! ''[zoom out of the Krusty Krab, then the iris closes in on Coupe, ending the episode]''}}