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{{L|Boat salesperson|No, this isn't right. I got something more your style. ''[grabs SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Boat salesperson|No, this isn't right. I got something more your style. ''[grabs SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whee! ''[gets thrown into the Wimp Wagon]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whee! ''[gets thrown into the Wimp Wagon]''}}
{{L|Boat salesperson|The Wimp Wagon. It includes unlimited tissues for crying, a security blanket, ''[a blanket pops out from the steering wheel and SpongeBob sucks his thumb]'' and a bumber bonnet for your ''[pushes the bumper bonnet down on SpongeBob]'' delicate fontanel.}}
{{L|Boat salesperson|The Wimp Wagon. It includes unlimited tissues for crying, a security blanket, ''[a blanket pops out from the steering wheel and SpongeBob sucks his thumb]'' and a bumper bonnet for your ''[pushes the bumper bonnet down on SpongeBob]'' delicate fontanel.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are very nice, but I don't have a driver's license.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are very nice, but I don't have a driver's license.}}
{{L|Boat salesperson|No license, huh? Well, you don't need a license to drive a self-driving boat.}}
{{L|Boat salesperson|No license, huh? Well, you don't need a license to drive a self-driving boat.}}
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{{L|Coupe|Relax, Mr. SquarePants. I'm an expert driver. Make yourself at home and leave everything to me. ''[pours a cup of tea while SpongeBob has a blanket on and his shoes off, relaxing]''}}
{{L|Coupe|Relax, Mr. SquarePants. I'm an expert driver. Make yourself at home and leave everything to me. ''[pours a cup of tea while SpongeBob has a blanket on and his shoes off, relaxing]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward. ''[blows a clarinet in Squidward's face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! ''[blows a clarinet in Squidward's face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob? ''[drools]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob?! ''[drools]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reads his book until he sees Mrs. Puff driving next to him]'' Oh, hi, Mrs. Puff. What do you think of my classy new boat?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reads his book until he sees Mrs. Puff driving next to him]'' Oh, hi, Mrs. Puff. What do you think of my classy new boat?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hello, SpongeBob. SpongeBob! Ah! You're not driving!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hello, SpongeBob. SpongeBob! Ah! You're not driving!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick. ''[gives him a bag of quarters]'' Here's a whole bag of quarters so you can ride forever.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick. ''[gives him a bag of quarters]'' Here's a whole bag of quarters so you can ride forever.}}
{{L|Patrick|Ohh! ''[puts a quarter through the slot and Coupe begins moving again]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ohh! ''[puts a quarter through the slot and Coupe begins moving again]''}}
{{L|Coupe|Please, somebody, strip me, sell me for parts! Just put me out of my misery!}}
{{L|Coupe|Please, somebody, strip me, sell me for parts! Just put me out of my misery! ''[zoom out of the Krusty Krab, then the iris closes in on Coupe, ending the episode]''}}
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