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-{{L|Narrator|It is a very special day in Bikini Bottom.}}
+{{L|French Narrator|It is a very special day in Bikini Bottom.}}
+{{L|''[Screen moves from Bikini Bottom Island to Boating School]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready! ''[walking up to Mrs. Puff's Boating School with Patrick]'' I'm ready! I'm ready! Patrick, did you bring my flashcards?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Right here, buddy. ''[takes them out of his pocket]'' Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. ''[eats the cards]'' Mmm.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Oh, fiddlesticks. You've taken that driving test more times than anyone.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|57 times.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Well, then 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, SpongeBob, because you're a winner.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Well then, 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, SpongeBob, because you're a winner.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm a winner?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Who's a winner?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Who's a winner?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I'm a winner! ''[runs into the classroom]''}}
-{{L|Narrator|One minute thirty seven seconds later... ''[SpongeBob walks up crying]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|One minute, thirty seven seconds later... ''[SpongeBob walks up crying]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|How'd you do, winner? ''[SpongeBob's crying continues]'' Let's see that license.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I didn't get a license, Patrick.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Are they gonna mail it to you?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Are they gonna mail it to ya?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, I failed the boating test. I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number after all.}}
 {{L|Patrick|No way! 58 is, like, the luckiest number ever! The test must be rigged.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Let's just go home, Patrick.}}
-{{L|Patrick|We're not going anywhere until I get to the bottom of this. I'm taking that test, myself.}}
+{{L|Patrick|We're not goin' anywhere, until I get to the bottom of this! I'm takin' that test myself!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[hanging onto Patrick's pants]'' No, Patrick! I've been training for years. They'll eat you alive. ''[Patrick's pants rip off]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Please, SpongeBob. I think I know what I'm doing.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Please, SpongeBob. I think I know what I'm doin'.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. No!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick! Noooooooo!}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[Patrick walks up to the boat she is sitting in and gets in it, in his underwear]'' Good morning.}}
 {{L|Patrick|You're not the judge of me!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I shouldn't have let him do it. What kind of friend am I?}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'm here for you, buddy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm here for ya, buddy.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I passed my test!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You got a perfect score?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You... got a perfect score?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah, I thought you said it was hard.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah. I thought you said it was hard.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Perfect score. ''[eye twitches]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Perfect... score. ''[eye twitches]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. ''[scene cuts to the license registration building]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Come on! I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. ''[scene cuts to the license registration building]''}}
 {{L|Miss Shell|Stand behind the line, sir.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[smiling]'' How do I look?}}
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 {{L|Fish|Uhh, no.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh.}}
-{{L|Fish|You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine.}}
+{{L|Fish|You get a brand-new boat mobile! The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. ''[Patrick runs up to the new boatmobile as SpongeBob's jaw drops]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah! All right!}}
-{{L|Fish|Women will want you. ''[all faint]'' Men will want to be you. ''[all sigh]'' You'll be the envy of your friends. ''[SpongeBob growling angrily]''}}
+{{L|Fish|Women will want you. ''[all sigh]'' Men will want to ''be'' you. ''[all faint]'' You'll be the envy of your friends. ''[SpongeBob growling in fury]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Isn't this great? I got my license and a new boat.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Isn't this great? I got my license, and a new boat.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so happy for you... ''["La Cucaracha" horn blows in his face]'' Whoa!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm... so... happy for you... ''["La Cucaracha" horn blows in his face]'' Whoa!}}
 {{L|Patrick|The horn works. ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving his new boat down the road]'' Woo! This is the greatest day ever. Right, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Right, Patrick. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe getting my license.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Maybe if you apply yourself you could be the two millionth person to get his license.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe if you apply yourself, you could be the two millionth person to get his license.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Two millionth?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Then you can get a free boat just like me.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, just like you.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I try to serve as an inspiration to others.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Can we go home now? ''[zoom out and scene shows Patrick driving around his rock over and over]'' We've been driving around your house for hours.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can we go home now? ''[zoom out and scene shows Patrick driving around his rock over and over]'' We've been drivin' around your house for hours.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I know. It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for the ride, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can't help being a... pedestrian. ''[shudders then drives off. SpongeBob imitates Patrick. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in bed asleep. His clock turns to 3:00am when an engine revving is heard which sends SpongeBob into his diving board then back into his bed]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doin'?!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and slam his window shut, breaking it, before going back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are tryin' to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and slams his window shut, breaking it, before going back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou— ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|You will never guess what happen to me today.}}
+{{L|Patrick|You will never guess what happened to me today.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You got your license.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[shows his license]'' But that's not all.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You got a new boat.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Have you been following me? You know, you need to get your own life. ''[walks off]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Have you been followin' me? You know, you need to get your own life. ''[walks off]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gets back into bed]'' Oh... I just need a few minutes sleep. ''[foghorn alarm blows]''}}
-{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Gary, I saw his new boat. ''[scene cuts to morning where SpongeBob is leaving home to go to work]'' I'm so tired. ''[horn honks]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hey, buddy. Need a ride to work?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for the ride.}}
-{{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license. I mean, if you get your license. ''[SpongeBob is getting very angry]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license. I mean, ''if'' you get your license. ''[SpongeBob is getting extremely enraged]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's it. I am through driving around with Patrick. If I have to see one more boat mobile...}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, you're manning the drive-thru.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, you're mannin' the drive-thru.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|When did we get a drive-thru?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're too busy out on the open road living their dreams.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're too busy out on the open road, livin' their dreams.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I used to have a dream.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually. Now stop dreaming and work for a living.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually. Now stop dreamin' and work for a livin'.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[through headphones]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I— ''["La Cucaracha" horn honks]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[through headphones]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I ta— ''["La Cucaracha" horn honks]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|Patrick|The horn still works. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob switching the OPEN sign to CLOSED then walking out of work. Patrick drives up in a racing uniform]'' Hey, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What's with the helmet, Patrick?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.}}
-{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're SpongeBob's mom and dad, not yours?}}
+{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you? We're SpongeBob's mom and dad, not yours.}}
-{{L|Patrick|What? I'm an orphan? Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test.}}
+{{L|Patrick|What? I'm an orphan?! Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test.}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|That's great, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob failed his test, so don't mention it.}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, we know how to stay clear of that minefield.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mom!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Well, I've got to take Mr. Walks-a-lot back home. He's always asking for rides.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Well, I've gotta take Mr. Walks-a-lot back home. He's always askin' for rides.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey. ''[Patrick drives off]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! ''[Patrick drives off]''}}
 {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Even Patrick has a license. ''[both parents sigh]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Let's see what this baby can do. ''[steps on the gas. Ride pass a sign that reads 'SPEED LIMIT 40 MPH']''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[reads the speedometer]'' 40.5mph? That's almost 41mph. He's speeding. Patrick! Stop this car. ''[car stops next to a policeman]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|What? Where? Who?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Officer, it is my civic duty to report that the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun?}}
-{{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}}
+{{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40 miles under the limit. So move along before I run ''you'' in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't wanna run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' That's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through three red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}}
 {{L|Patrick|So?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You're suppose to stop!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You're supposed to stop!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Why would a genius make an illegal u-turn... through an orphanage?!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal U-turn... through an orphanage?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I should've gotten that license, and this should be my boat mobile!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I should've gotten that license, and this should be ''my'' boat mobile!}}
-{{L|Patrick|How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!}}
+{{L|Patrick|How can you say that? If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! ''This'' is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[tears up Patrick's license then laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the cop’s hands]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[fixes his face and then furiously snatches Patrick's license out of his hand]'' Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[furiously tears up Patrick's license then laughs maniacally. The pieces of the license fly into the cop's hands.]''}}
-{{L|Officer|Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Officer|Huh... litterbugs. ''This'' is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|It's the police!}}
 {{L|Officer|''[over speaker]'' Pull it over, litterbug!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Litterbug?! No! ''[drives faster]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Litterbug?! Noooo! ''[drives faster]''}}
 {{L|Officer|Ooh, I got me a runner. ''[a bunch of police cars are following him]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what do you think you're doing?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what do you think you're doing?!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I don't know! I don't have a license anymore. ''[drives around cards, through a sign then off a cliff into the front lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail. Scene cuts to courtroom]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know! I don't have a license anymore! ''[drives around a car]''}}
-{{L|Judge|90 days. I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Look out! ''[Patrick drives through a sign, then off a cliff into the front lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail. Scene cuts to courtroom]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him.}}
+{{L|Judge|90 days. And I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison. He's too soft. Wait! ''[runs up to the judge]'' Patrick's innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead.}}
+{{L|Patrick|So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. ''[a security guard takes him away, but he ducks his head back in]'' Sometimes you forget to feed him. ''[ducks out of the shot]''}}
-{{L|Judge|Well, considering there's no legal precedent... oh, what the heck. 90 days! ''[a smiling SpongeBob is put in jail]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison; he's too soft. Wait! ''[runs up to the judge]'' Patrick's innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead.}}
-{{L|Narrator|One debt to society later... ''[door buzzes. SpongeBob is let go out of jail where Patrick is waiting for him]''}}
+{{L|Judge|Well, considerin' there's no legal precedent... oh, what the heck. 90 days! ''[a smiling SpongeBob is put in jail]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|One debt to society later...}}
+{{L|''[After SpongeBob's 90 day sentence, shows the jail as the door buzzes. SpongeBob is let go out of jail where Patrick is waiting for him; the two silently stare at each other smiling for about ten seconds as an orchestra swells dramatically.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! ''[both hug]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm glad you passed the test. I'm glad you have a license. And to prove it, I made you this: Pals 4 Ever. ''[shows him a license plate that reads "PALS 4 EVER"]'' Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't have the boat mobile anymore.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
-{{L|Patrick|It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E and I figured that must mean end.}}
+{{L|Patrick|It stopped workin' so I threw it away. The needle was on E, and I figured that must mean "end."}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, then what do we do with this? ''[Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, then... what do we do with this? ''[Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|How's that?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ready, buddy?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ready, pal. ''[hops on Patrick's shoulders and makes car noises]'' Woo! Woo!}}