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 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah! I get the point. ''[both tossed in the dungeon]''}}
 {{L|Dungeon Master|Nighty night, ladies. You'll have many more in here.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. ''[both hear clarinet playing. A "squidward" like creature wearing a medieval outfit is playing the clarinet]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. ''[both hear clarinet playing. A "Squidward" like creature wearing a medieval outfit is playing the clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oh, blast this confounded instrument. If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great- great grandson be cursed ten-fold.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}}
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 {{L|King|Well don’t just stand there, send ‘em in.}}
 {{L|Henchman|Sure thing, your highness. ''[King Krabs & Pearl look at each other blankly]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Mr Krabs.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs.}}
 {{L|King|How dare you bark at me in that tone, knave! I am the feared ruler of this kingdom and will be addressed as such.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry.}}
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 {{L|King|Ohh, alright, alright. But this is your last chance, fool.}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won’t be disappointed. ♪Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. Twas all your fault and tis a pity, you are bad you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame ''[Squidly shakes his butt and SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]'' La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
-{{L|Squidly, SpongeBob & Patrick|♪The king is bad the king’s to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
+{{L|Squidly, SpongeBob & Patrick|♪The king is bad, the king’s to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
 {{L|King|Guards, send these slanderers to the guillotine. ''[shown a guillotine that cuts a pineapple in half]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, you don’t understand. We’re not from here.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I’ll miss you too, buddy. ''[both cry as King Krabs crashes into the guillotine, breaking it. Dragon takes Pearl away]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Daddy, help!!}}
-{{L|King|Pearl!! ''[cries]'' Can no one stop this madness? ''[sun shines on SpongeBob & Patrick]'' You two, my apologies. ''[kisses their feet]'' Most noble and valiant warriors.}}
+{{L|King|Pearl!! ''[cries]'' Can no one stop this madness? ''[sun shines on SpongeBob and Patrick]'' You two, my apologies. ''[kisses their feet]'' Most noble and valiant warriors.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I guess this is what you call the royal treatment.}}
 {{L|King|May Neptune grant you safety on your perilous journey to the evil wizard’s castle to which no one has escaped alive.}}
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 {{L|Squidly|Have it your way.}}
 {{L|King|Good luck strange ones!
-[commercial break]}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly are now walking down the road]'' I know we’re a prophecy and all, but I don’t think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, & Squidly are now walking down the road]'' I know we’re a prophecy and all, but I don’t think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, we need some gloves.}}
 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps yonder blacksmith can provide some arms for your battle.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[struggles]'' A little heavy, isn’t it? ''[drops the sword piercing through the blacksmiths chest]''}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|''[laughs]'' That’s gonna need some stitches. Let me see what I else I got. ''[searches through a chest of weapons]'' Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry is this jellyfish net. ''[gives the net to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That’s perfect! ''[later SpongeBob, Patrick & Squidly are walking towards the castle of Lord Planktonimor]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That’s perfect! ''[later SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly are walking towards the castle of Lord Planktonimor]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|We doth have a long journey ahead of us.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls a brown bag with grease out of his pocket]'' It’s a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious krabby patties.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ooh!}}
-{{L|''[Sponge puts the pattie in the brown bag and back his pocket and Planktonimor sees the 3 heros in the crystal ball]''}}
+{{L|''[Spongebob puts the patty in the brown bag and back his pocket and Planktonimor sees the 3 heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonimor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth a wretch. T’would almost insult me would it not be so funny.}}
 {{L|Karen|''[as crystal ball]'' Planktonimor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt, who goes there?}}
 {{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh dark knight Spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Dark knight?!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark knight?!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. ''[laughs nervously]'' We’ve been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonimor.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I am bad, oh yeah! Whoo!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a Squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight but the D.K. jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into D.K. sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again but the D.K. pins SpongeBob against the rock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a Squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again but the Dark Knight pins SpongeBob against the rock]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the D.K. to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops D.K]'' You have bested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I don’t understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don’t look so good. Sandy? Sandy… ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it’s working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind & noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonimor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}