Dying for Pie

Template:Episode "Dying for Pie" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two.

Brief summary: Squidward accidentally lets SpongeBob eat an exploding pie. To alleviate his guilt, Squidward resolves to make SpongeBob's few remaining hours enjoyable. And that makes Squidward more miserable than ever!

Time/Date:

• 7:00 AM: Patrick and Squidward two wake up.
• 7:10 AM: Patrick arrives at the Krusty Krab.
• 12:20 PM: The Lord realizes the pies were in his factory.
• 12:25 PM: Patrick said, "You can do the right thing. And there problems out there?"
• 5:00 PM: Patrick always call on the phone to Mr. Krabs what he said before.
• 6:00 PM: Bikini Bottom gets destroyed thanks Neptune to the Lord's pie.

Time cards shown: None

Characters Present:

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Squidward Tentacles
• Patrick Star
• Vikings
• Eugene Krabs
• Bikini Bottom Residents
• Krusty Krab Customers
• Frank (citizen)
• Harold

Characters Mentioned:

• Gary the Snail
• Scooter

Songs: None

Plot

At the Krusty Krab, it's 'Employee Brotherhood day'. Squidward doesn't know this. On 'Employee Brotherhood day', all employees must exchange gifts (they have to make the gifts themselves), and SpongeBob gives Squidward a sweater made out of his eyelashes. When Squidward scoffs at his heartfelt gift, SpongeBob begins to cry copiously, eventually handing Squidward a sweater made from his tears.

Squidward wishes he could buy a gift instead of make one, and sees a group of Vikings outside with a sack of pies. He goes outside and his Viking heroes says that they're for the Lord, but after Squidward offers to buy them in the Lord's factory. One of the Vikings says they were kidding, and Squidward buys a pie for $25. He lies to Mr. Krabs, saying that he made it. Mr. Krabs inspects it, and says he has to eat a bit to see it wasn't horrible. He breaks a tiny bit off the crust and says "This would go great with some milk!" As he gets the milk, he trips over and the bit of the pie explodes and wrecks the back of the Krusty Krab. Squidward and Mr. Krabs are blown far away. When they arrive at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob acts as if he ate the pie, even though he actually ate a different one. Mr. Krabs tells Squidward that the pie would explode when it reached SpongeBob's lower intestine (which is around sunset), so Squidward decides to make SpongeBob's remaining hours fun. After being asked what the funnest things he could do are, SpongeBob presents a list of the funnest things he could do.

SpongeBob's things to do for his friendship list:

• Show his best friends Patrick and Squidward to everybody in town
• Show his best friends Patrick and Squidward to everybody in town drinking a pear (That's Squidward and Patrick drinking the pear)
• Knock-knock jokes
• Reverse
• Babble like an idiot
• All-you-can-do
• Trade faces
• Peel-a-guig
• Open-heart surgery
• Run (not seen, mention written by Patrick)
• Dismemberment (not seen, also mentioned by Squidward)
• Watch the sunset with Squidward and Patrick at the Goo Lagoon

And the Lord explained the pies are made in his factory, Squidward remembers that SpongeBob will explode at sunset, it's the four of them. So Patrick and he builds a brick wall between them. At sunset, there is an explosion, but it's actually a bubble that SpongeBob blew (It's in the shape of a bomb and explodes). There is another explosion which knocks the wall down, crushing Squidward. Squidward comes out and finds that SpongeBob is still alive. He says he's supposed to explode. Patrick said that the pie was he left in the storm, made for the Vikings. SpongeBob doesn't seem to remember, then says 'Oh, this pie!" He takes the explosive pie out of his pocket and says that he was saving it for them to share. He trips over, and the pie/bomb hits Squidward in the face and goes off, demolishing all of Bikini Bottom. The (extremely huge) explosion, here portrayed by actual live action footage of the nuclear test Operation Crossroads, can be seen above the sea. Patrick has adventurez to say "What are you doing"?. But "doing?" is the last word.

Quotes

SpongeBob: Patrick.

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob: I can't sleep, what should you think I could do?

Patrick: I remembered someone else the Vikings told Squid and realized that the Vikings are his fault.

SpongeBob: My pocket! Well, since we already finished the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I've already filled up this book with ideas. We should be able to start written by Feburary.

Patrick: Forget the book.

SpongeBob: You want me NOT to explode?

Patrick: Oui. We sure have not to explode

SpongeBob: What pie?

Patrick: The one that I left sitting on the trolley bus, that I bought from the Vikings, for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it, THAT PIE!!!

SpongeBob: Pie........ Oh, you mean this pie! (holds up the Lord's pie) I was saving it in my pocket for us to share! Let's eat! (trips on a rock) oops! (pie lands on Squidward and Patrick, causing Bikini Bottom to explode, and a mushroom cloud appears on the surface of the sea.)

Patrick: SpongeBob? What are you doing?

• Squidward: I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, he's gonna be loved, so much, he's gonna drown in it!.........DROWN IN IT!

Mr. Krabs: Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.

• SpongeBob "Ok see ya later, squidenator!"
• Squidward "Now may I resume my minimum wage duty?"
• SpongeBob: "Hey kids! check it out! It's my best friend, Squidward.

(one of the kids throws a boot at Squidward)

(later)

SpongeBob: "I'm going to introduce my pals Patrick and Squidward to every one in town drinking a pear."

Patrick: "You're gonna be drinking a pear?"

Squidward: "Me too?"

SpongeBob: (laughs) "Good one, Pat, and Squid."

(Patrick and Squidward drank in a pear, this time all 28 kids make a wishing well to recive money in the water and they kick sand at him)

Cultural References

• The Operation Crossroads nuclear test, footage of which is used to represent the explosion near the end of the episode, was conducted at Bikini Atoll. SpongeBob SquarePants is set in the fictional city of Bikini Bottom, which is named after this atoll (possibly indirectly, via the bikini swimsuit).
• Between Operation Crossroads in 1946 and 1958, Bikini Atoll was the testing ground of more than twenty hydrogen bomb/atomic bomb tests, meaning that Bikini Bottom must have been vapourized or burned down several times in those twelve years. A possible reference to this is made by Mr Krabs who says, "I've seen this before. Eleven times as a matter of fact." Mr. Krabs was in the Navy,(revealed in Shell of a Man, possibly an underwater version of a ground force division) so he should have experienced these events.
• Camp Lazlo has a similar episode called The Big Cheese. Scoutmaster Lumpus eats a deadly cheese and finds out he is going to die in 13 minutes. At the end, just like this episode, Lumpus explodes. Here are the reasons and the unfortunate events: In Camp Lazlo, the cheese is made in China and Lumpus goes to jail, though explodes at the end. In SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob kept the pie in his pocket and he trips causing a big explosion.

Trivia/Goofs

• This is the first time blood is seen.
• If Spongebob didn't eat the pie that morning, then why was he licking his fingers?
• The explosion happened in the middle of the city, not on the cliff they were on.
• There is a closed captioning error near the end of the episode. When Squidward says that the pie Spongebob "ate" was a bomb and Spongebob goes, "What pie?" and Squidward says, "The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that pie!" The captions says, "The one I left on the counter today."
• How could Squidward have said "Ow" if he was dead?
• On the book near the end, Spongebob and Squidward were naked.