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|prev = Buried in Time
{{L|''[The episode begins at Squidward's house, where Squidward walks up and puts on his hat, then opens his door.]''}}
|title = Enchanted Tiki Dreams
{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to the "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams the door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}}
|next = The Abrasive Side
{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' Ooh!}}
|titlecard = tiki.png
{{L|''[SpongeBob starts laughing. Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh.]''}}
|season = 7
{{L|Squidward|Hmm. ''[walks towards the Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}}
|episode = 145b
{{L|''[SpongeBob grunts. Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls, then gets up and fixes his neck.]''}}
|airdate = [[June 19]], [[2010]]
{{L|Squidward|Grrr!}}
|seasonname = seven
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh, then Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs. SpongeBob screams. Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs.]''}}
}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh. Isn't this fun?}}
(Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door.)
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! ''[Squidward walks past them]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}}
Squidward: Ok, Beloved Sanctuary.(lifts a tentacle) I'll see you after work! (shoots to "Beloved Sanctuary") And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. (Shoots to squidward) Just you and me. (Slams door) That is, Of course, if I can survive another day (Walks across his lawn) with Gratingbob Shrillpants.
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is shown reading a newspaper.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[this causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}}
Patrick: (Shoots to Patrick and SpongeBob) OOH!
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs, then squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Ow!}}
SpongeBob: Dayayayayyaya!
{{L|''[The room rumbles.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...}}
(Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh)
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}}
 
{{L|French Narrator|One extremely annoying shift later...}}
Squidward: Hm. (Walks towards Krusty Krab) Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[takes off his hat and puts his feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[sits on his chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[walks to the record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[puts the disc on the player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to the paint and pallet and paints, then sighs]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick off-screen]''}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.]''}}
SpongeBob: AAAH!
{{L|''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick again.]''}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh again.]''}}
(Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck)
{{L|''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick a third time.]''}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh more.]''}}
Squidward: GRRR!
{{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with Carlos Eel. They laugh and Squidward growls and exits his house]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: DEEDEEHEE!
{{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}}
(Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs)
{{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}}
SpongeBob: AAAAH!
{{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}}
(Patrick walks up and both laugh)
{{L|''[Patrick grabs Carlos Eel and has it sting Squidward who screeches.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You're it.}}
(Shoots to Squidward)
{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well played, Patrick!}}
(SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs)
{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}}
SpongeBob: Ahh. Isn't this fun?
{{L|Carlos Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}}
 
{{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position.]''}}
Patrick: Yeah! I Love playing buddy toss! (Squidward walks past them)
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head twice with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!}}
SpongeBob: Good morning Squidward! See you at work!
{{L|Patrick|But we like hide and go seek too, if you want to play that.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax ''[sniffles]'' in peace!'' [quietly whimpers. SpongeBob finally realizes something is wrong with Squidward]''}}
(Shoots to Krusty Krab)
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really, really sad.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You're right. Let's go poke someone else.}}
(Shows Squidward reading a newspaper)
{{L|SpongeBob|How about instead, we do something extra special for him! Then he won't be sad anymore!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I get it. It'll be like the time I was feeling impressed, and you let me eat all of Gary's... I mean feed Gary for a week.}}
SpongeBob: AAH! (This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands)
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, this has to be extra special, and we should probably vow to it.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Vow?}}
DAyayayaya!
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, vow.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}}
(SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes)
{{L|SpongeBob|I like it!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night.]''}}
Patrick: AAAAAAAH!
{{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns his lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and he turns the lamp back on]'' I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}}
 
{{L|''[The clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there.]''}}
(Room Rumbles)
{{L|Squidward|I can't take it anymore!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward runs downstairs grumbling.]''}}
Squidward: (Groans) OK. I can do this. Just put them out of my-
{{L|Squidward|When I get those two, I am gonna...! ''[opens the door]'' All right, you two, I... ''[gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|It's, it's, it's... beautiful! ''[gazes in amazement]'' It's too good to be true! ''[sadly]'' It's a mirage! I knew it! ''[starts walking back to his house]'' I guess this is it. ''[Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it]'' Insanity.}}
SpongeBob: AAAAH! Dayayayayaya!
{{L|''[SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt on him. Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and a lei and drapes it around Squidward's head.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[sadly]'' Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! ''[weeps, then looks at his drink and sighs]'' Just go with it, Squiddy.}}
(Shows a card saying, One extremely annoying shift later)
{{L|''[Squidward walks around a bit, drinking his coconut along the way, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. Then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. He gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. Then he realizes it is empty.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Empty? ''[notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]'' A refill, my good man! What the? ''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
(Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab)
{{L|''[Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|It's delicious! What is it?}}
Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (Goes into his house) (Locks door using every type of lock)(Comes to crossword puzzle) Another word for annoying. SPONGEBOB. (writes SpongeBob on crossword) Ugh. (Wipes his face) Finally. Some peace and quiet. (Takes off hat) (Puts feet into slippers) No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. (Sits on chair) Aah. Nothing like a squid's good ol chair to soothe the pains of a ruff day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. (Walks to record player and disc)Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. (Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances) Or i could dabble a little on painting! (walks to paint and pallet) (paints) (sigh) Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. (eel sting)
{{L|Patrick|A smoothie.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Remember, Squiddy, just go with it.}}
SpongeBob: DAYAYA!
{{L|''[The tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat.]''}}
 
{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}}
(eel sting)
{{L|Tiki #1|Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}}
 
{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}}
DAYAYA!
{{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?}}
 
{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}}
(eel sting)
{{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}}
 
{{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can relax all day like a tiki can (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}}
DAYAYA!
{{L|Squidward|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪ ''[drinks from the coconut]''}}
 
{{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can play all day in a tiki band (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Then dance all night on the tiki strand (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}}
Squidward: NO, No, NOO! (walks to window)
{{L|Squidward|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm '''CRAZY''', man! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}}
 
{{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪ ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}}
Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing?
{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}}
 
{{L|''[The boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery.]''}}
Patrick: Trying to have a relaxing evening.
{{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing.]''}}
SpongeBob: We're playing flashlight tag.
{{L|Squidward|I've never been this happy in my life! ''[laughs and grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and they start dancing in circles. The three are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. The world catches on fire and burns]'' My world!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble.]''}}
Squidward: You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?
{{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, especially considering neither of us have ears.}}
Patrick: We're using the advanced rules.
{{L|''[Squidward drops to his knees, sweating and completely saddened.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You-you destroyed my beautiful world!}}
Squidward: Advanced rules.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last forever, Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last.}}
Patrick: Tag.
{{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' Yeah, ''[sniffles]'' make it last. ''[bawls uncontrollably]''}}
 
{{L|''[After Squidward stops crying, he, SpongeBob, and Patrick see the tiki boat still in one piece.]''}}
(Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing hysterically.
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' I-I know how to make it last!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition. Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}}
He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him.)
 
Patrick: Shocking!
 
Electric Eel: How original.
 
(cuts to Squidward's house where he crawled under his chair)
 
Squidward: (crying) All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace and quite (sniffs) is that to much to ask?
 
(Spongebob and Patrick poke Squidward with a stick)
 
Spongebob: Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek!
 
Patrick: But we can play hide and seek too.
 
Squidward: (still crying) All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace!(sobs and cries)
 
Spongebob: Patrick, Squidward is really sad!
 
Patrick: Yeah, let's go poke someone else.
 
Spongebob: No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he wont feel sad anymore!
 
Patrick: Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.
 
Spongebob: No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it
 
Patrick: Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?
 
Spongebob: That's a great idea!
 
(cuts to later that night)
 
Squidward: (in bed) Well, good night... lamp(turns lamp off)
 
(Then, construction sound begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on)
 
Squidward: I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep!
 
(clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there)
 
Squidward: I can't take it anymore!!!!!!
 
(runs downstairs grumbling)
 
Squidward: When I get my hand on those two!(opens door) all right you!... (gasps)
 
(he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls)
 
Squidward: It's, it's, it's... beautiful!(gazes in amazement) it's a mirage! I knew it!
 
(starts walking back to his house)
 
(Spongebob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it. then Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head)
 
Squidward: (sadly) Next stop, the padded floors of the cephalopod's home!( looks around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut) just go with it Squidy
 
(walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops)
 
Squidward; A refill, my good man! huh?(notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie) Patrick, what are you doing here!?
 
(Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink.)
 
Squidward : It's delicious! what is it?
 
Patrick: A smoothie
 
Squidward: Remember, just go with it.
 
(tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat)
 
Tiki #1; Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!
 
Tiki #2; Hey, buddy, where ya been!?
 
Squidward: Hit it boys!
 
Tikis: Welcome, to Squidward's tiki land!(song continues as Squidward floats down the stream)
 
Squidward: Ahhhh, this is the life!
 
(Boat bumps onto land where Spongebob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery)
 
Spongebob: It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!!
 
(hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing)
 
Squidward: I've never felt this happy in my life! HAHAHA
 
(grabs Spongebob and Patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes)
 
Squidward: My world!!!
 
(Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble)
 
Patrick: Spongebob, I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax
 
Spongebob: Yeah, and considering neither of us have ears
 
Squidward:(crying) You've destroyed my beautiful world!
 
Spongebob: Sorry we couldn't make it last, Squidward
 
Patrick: Yeah, we really tried to make it last
 
Squidward:(sobbing) yeah, make it last, WAHAHWA!
 
(sees the tiki boat still in one piece)
 
Squidward: I know how to make it last!
 
(Squidward had attached it to a swing and had Spongebob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by the boat)
 
Squidward: HAHAHAAA!
 
Patrick: (getting hit) AAAAHHHHA!
 
Spongebob: My turn! AHHHHH!
 
(episode ends)
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