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-{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door]''}}{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}}
+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins at Squidward's house, where Squidward walks up and puts on his hat, then opens his door.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to the "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams the door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' Ooh!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hm. ''[Walks towards Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob starts laughing. Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[grunts]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hmm. ''[walks towards the Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}}
-{{L|''[Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob grunts. Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls, then gets up and fixes his neck.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Grrr!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both laugh]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh, then Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs. SpongeBob screams. Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs.]''}}
-{{L|''[Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]''}}
-{{L|''[Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ahh. Isn't this fun?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! ''[Squidward walks past them]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}}
-{{L|''[cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is shown reading a newspaper.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[this causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs, then squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes.]''}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ow!}}
-{{L|''[room rumbles]''}}
+{{L|''[The room rumbles.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|French Narrator|One extremely annoying shift later...}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[Wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[Sits on chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[Walks to record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[eel sting]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[takes off his hat and puts his feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[sits on his chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[walks to the record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[puts the disc on the player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to the paint and pallet and paints, then sighs]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick off-screen]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.]''}}
-{{L|''[eel sting]''}}
+{{L|''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick again.]''}}
-{{L|''[Laughter]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh again.]''}}
-{{L|''[eel sting]''}}
+{{L|''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick a third time.]''}}
-{{L|''[more laughter]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh more.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with an electric eel. They laugh and Squidward growls and exits his house]''}}{{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}}{{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}}{{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}}
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with Carlos Eel. They laugh and Squidward growls and exits his house]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}}{{L|''[Patrick grabs the electric eel and has it sting Squidward who screeches]''}}{{L|Patrick|You're it.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}}
-{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]}}
+{{L|''[Patrick grabs Carlos Eel and has it sting Squidward who screeches.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well played, Patrick!}}{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}}{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}}{{L|Electric Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}}
+{{L|Patrick|You're it.}}
-{{L|''[cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet.  Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well played, Patrick!}}
+{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}}
+{{L|Carlos Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}}
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head twice with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!}}
-{{L|Patrick|But we like hide and seek too, if you want to play that.}}
+{{L|Patrick|But we like hide and go seek too, if you want to play that.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax ''[sniffs]'' in peace!'' [quietly whimpers. SpongeBob finally realizes something is wrong with Squidward]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax ''[sniffles]'' in peace!'' [quietly whimpers. SpongeBob finally realizes something is wrong with Squidward]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really really sad...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really, really sad.}}
 {{L|Patrick|You're right. Let's go poke someone else.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How about instead, we do something extra special for him! Then he won't be sad anymore!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh, I get it. It'll be like the time  I was feeling impressed, and you let me eat all of Gary's... I mean feed Gary for a week.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, I get it. It'll be like the time I was feeling impressed, and you let me eat all of Gary's... I mean feed Gary for a week.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, this has to be extra special, and we should probably vow to it.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Vow?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I like it!}}
-{{L|''[cuts to later that night]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on]'' I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns his lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and he turns the lamp back on]'' I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}}
-{{L|''[clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there]''}}
+{{L|''[The clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I can't take it anymore!}}
-{{L|''[runs downstairs grumbling]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward runs downstairs grumbling.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|When I get those two, I am gonna...! ''[opens door]'' All right, you two, I... ''[gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|When I get those two, I am gonna...! ''[opens the door]'' All right, you two, I... ''[gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|It's, it's, it's... beautiful! ''[gazes in amazement]'' It's too good to be true! ''[sadly]'' It's a mirage! I knew it! ''[starts walking back to his house]'' I guess this is it. ''[Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it]'' Insanity.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt on him. Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and a lei and drapes it around Squidward's head.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[sadly]'' Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! ''[weeps, then looks at his drink and sighs]'' Just go with it, Squiddy.}}
-{{L|''[Squidward walks around a bit, drinking his coconut along the way, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. Then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. He gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. Then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops.]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward walks around a bit, drinking his coconut along the way, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. Then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. He gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. Then he realizes it is empty.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|A refill, my good man! What the? ''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Empty? ''[notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]'' A refill, my good man! What the? ''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|It's delicious! What is it?}}
 {{L|Patrick|A smoothie.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Remember, Squiddy, just go with it.}}
-{{L|''[tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat]''}}
+{{L|''[The tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat.]''}}
+{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}}
 {{L|Tiki #1|Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}}
-{{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?!}}
+{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}}
+{{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?}}
+{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}}
-{{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! You can relax all day like a tiki can, or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan.}}{{L|Squidward|Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! ''[drinks from the coconut]''}}{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! You can play all day in a tiki band, and dance all night on the tiki strand.}}{{L|Squidward|Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm crazy, man!}}{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}}{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}}
+{{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can relax all day like a tiki can (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}}
-{{L|''[Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪ ''[drinks from the coconut]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!}}
+{{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can play all day in a tiki band (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Then dance all night on the tiki strand (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}}
+{{L|Squidward|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm '''CRAZY''', man! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}}
+{{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪ ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}}
+{{L|''[The boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I've never felt this happy in my life! ''[laughs and grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and they start dancing in circles. They are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. The world catches on fire and burns]'' My world!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I've never been this happy in my life! ''[laughs and grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and they start dancing in circles. The three are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. The world catches on fire and burns]'' My world!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, especially considering neither of us have ears.}}
-{{L|''[Squidward drops to his knees, sweating and completely saddened.]''}}{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You-you destroyed my beautiful world!}}
+{{L|''[Squidward drops to his knees, sweating and completely saddened.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You-you destroyed my beautiful world!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last forever, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' Yeah, ''[sniffles]'' make it last. ''[bawls uncontrollably]''}}
-{{L|''[After Squidward finishes crying, he, SpongeBob and Patrick see the tiki boat still in one piece.]''}}
+{{L|''[After Squidward stops crying, he, SpongeBob, and Patrick see the tiki boat still in one piece.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I know how to make it last!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' I-I know how to make it last!}}
-{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams.]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition. Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}}{{L|''[SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}}