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{{L|''[The episode begins at Squidward's house, where Squidward walks up and puts on his hat, then opens his door.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins at Squidward's house, where Squidward walks up and puts on his hat, then opens his door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to the "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams the door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to the "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams the door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob] | {{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob starts laughing. Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob starts laughing. Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmm. ''[walks towards the Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hmm. ''[walks towards the Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! ''[Squidward walks past them]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! ''[Squidward walks past them]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is shown reading a newspaper.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[this causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[this causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs, then squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob laughs, then squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|One extremely annoying shift later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|One extremely annoying shift later...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[takes off his hat and puts his feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[sits on his chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[walks to the record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[puts the disc on the player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to the paint and pallet and paints, then sighs | {{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[takes off his hat and puts his feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[sits on his chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[walks to the record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[puts the disc on the player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to the paint and pallet and paints, then sighs]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick off-screen]''}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick again.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh again.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Carlos Eel stings Patrick a third time.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[more | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh more.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with | {{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with Carlos Eel. They laugh and Squidward growls and exits his house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}} | {{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}} | {{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick grabs | {{L|''[Patrick grabs Carlos Eel and has it sting Squidward who screeches.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You're it.}} | {{L|Patrick|You're it.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}} | {{L|Patrick|Shocking!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Carlos Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. | {{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head twice with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But we like hide and seek too, if you want to play that.}} | {{L|Patrick|But we like hide and go seek too, if you want to play that.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax ''[sniffles]'' in peace!'' [quietly whimpers. SpongeBob finally realizes something is wrong with Squidward]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax ''[sniffles]'' in peace!'' [quietly whimpers. SpongeBob finally realizes something is wrong with Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really, really sad.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really, really sad.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You're right. Let's go poke someone else.}} | {{L|Patrick|You're right. Let's go poke someone else.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How about instead, we do something extra special for him! Then he won't be sad anymore!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How about instead, we do something extra special for him! Then he won't be sad anymore!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I get it. It'll be like the time | {{L|Patrick|Oh, I get it. It'll be like the time I was feeling impressed, and you let me eat all of Gary's... I mean feed Gary for a week.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, this has to be extra special, and we should probably vow to it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, this has to be extra special, and we should probably vow to it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Vow?}} | {{L|Patrick|Vow?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I like it!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I like it!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to later that night.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns his lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and he turns the lamp back on]'' I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns his lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and he turns the lamp back on]'' I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}} | ||
{{L|''[The clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there.]''}} | {{L|''[The clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Remember, Squiddy, just go with it.}} | {{L|Squidward|Remember, Squiddy, just go with it.}} | ||
{{L|''[The tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat.]''}} | {{L|''[The tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat.]''}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}} | |||
{{L|Tiki #1|Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}} | {{L|Tiki #1|Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}} | |||
{{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?}} | {{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|♪ Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki ♪}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! You can relax all day like a tiki can, | {{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can relax all day like a tiki can (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! ''[drinks from the coconut]''}} | {{L|Squidward|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪ ''[drinks from the coconut]''}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! You can play all day in a tiki band, | {{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) You can play all day in a tiki band (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) / (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Then dance all night on the tiki strand (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm | {{L|Squidward|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm '''CRAZY''', man! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}} | {{L|Tikis|♪ (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! (Hoo-ha-hoo, tiki tiki) ♪ ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}} | {{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}} | ||
{{L|''[The boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery.]''}} | {{L|''[The boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I've never | {{L|Squidward|I've never been this happy in my life! ''[laughs and grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and they start dancing in circles. The three are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. The world catches on fire and burns]'' My world!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}} | {{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' Yeah, ''[sniffles]'' make it last. ''[bawls uncontrollably]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' Yeah, ''[sniffles]'' make it last. ''[bawls uncontrollably]''}} | ||
{{L|''[After Squidward stops crying, he, SpongeBob, and Patrick see the tiki boat still in one piece.]''}} | {{L|''[After Squidward stops crying, he, SpongeBob, and Patrick see the tiki boat still in one piece.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' I-I know how to make it last! | {{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' I-I know how to make it last!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition. Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}} | ||
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