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{{L|Mama Krabs|Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
{{L|Plankton|Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. ''[Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope and through it we can see a real krab in the ocean]'' Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.}}
{{L|Plankton|Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. ''[Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope on her]'' Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.}}
{{L|Karen|Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!}}
{{L|Karen|Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!}}
{{L|Plankton|You're a W.I.F.E.: Wired Integratred Female Electroencephlagraph.}}
{{L|Plankton|You're a W.I.F.E.: Wired Integratred Female Electroencephlagraph.}}
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{{L|Mama Krabs|Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Where did you get this old thing? ''[at a funeral where two fish are praying their respects to the person in the coffin will self- destrucked in 1 second]''}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Where did you get this old thing? ''[at a funeral where two fish are praying their respects to the person in the coffin will self-destructed in 1 second]''}}
{{L|Nat|She looks so peaceful.}}
{{L|Nat|She looks so peaceful.}}
{{L|Fred|BOOM! The coffin explode. ''[Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him]''}}
{{L|Fred|BOOM! The coffin explode. ''[Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Right this way, sir. ''[SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Right this way, sir. ''[SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[shouts]'' Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[shouts]'' Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Terribly sorry, sir. ''[reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table & chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair]'' Will there be anything else?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Terribly sorry, sir. ''[reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table and chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair]'' Will there be anything else?}}
{{L|Plankton|Is my tie on straight?}}
{{L|Plankton|Is my tie on straight?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You look FABULOUS! ''[Mama Krabs walks in]'' Your gentlemen caller awaits. ''[Mama Krabs walks up to the table]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You look FABULOUS! ''[Mama Krabs walks in]'' Your gentlemen caller awaits. ''[Mama Krabs walks up to the table]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[pulls rose away from his body]'' Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. ''[Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[pulls rose away from his body]'' Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. ''[Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton]''}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. ''[sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her]''}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. ''[sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restauranter. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restaurateur. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Never heard of it.}}
{{L|Mama Krabs|Never heard of it.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Points to the Chum Bucket]'' It's across the street.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[Points to the Chum Bucket]'' It's across the street.}}

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