Ain't That the Tooth/transcript: Difference between revisions

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-{{L|''[The episode opens with SpongeBob riding a unicycle.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins at sunset, where SpongeBob is in a sweater, riding his unicycle away from the Krusty Krab. He begins spinning as he rides past a sulking Patrick in a sweater while holding a mallet.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Patrick! I just has another great- ''[stops riding the unicycle]'' Wait a minute! ''[rides back to Patrick]'' Hey what's wrong?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪ La la la la la la la! La la la la la la la! La la la la la la la! ♪ Hi, Patrick! I just had another great day-- ''[stops unicycle]'' wait a minute. ''[gets off bike, approaches Patrick]'' Hey, what's wrong?}}
-{{L|''[Patrick is seen holding a mallet.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I think I'm growing a nose. ''[zoom into tooth sticking out of his face]'' I don't want a nose!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I think I've grown on a nose.}}
-{{L|''[camera flashes to a tooth shaped nose.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|I don't want a nose!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait!}}
-{{L|''[Patrick whacks the mallet in his face causing the tooth to fall out]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick hits his face with the mallet. He takes the mallet off of his face and notices his tooth fall out.]''}}
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+{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up tooth]'' Hey, look, Patrick. You just lost a tooth. And if you put that tooth under your pillow tonight, the Tooth Fairy will come and take the tooth and leave you a quarter.}}
+{{L|Patrick|A quarter for just one tooth?}}
+{{L|''[Patrick hits himself with the mallet again, and his eyes turn into casino slots, which both turn into teeth. Piles of teeth come out of his mouth.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[in pile of teeth, more come out of his mouth]'' Jackpot!}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' Later that night...}}
+{{L|''[Inside Patrick's house, he is in his sleepwear while holding his pile of teeth.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Good night, teethies.}}
+{{L|''[Patrick buries the teeth with a sand pillow he makes. He claps twice to turn off the rock's lights, and hops on his bed and begins snoring. Each time he snores, another tooth shoots out of his mouth. A pair of eyes appear next to where Patrick's teeth land. The burglar steps out from the sand wall. He is revealed to be Dorsal Dan as he stands over Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[holding out bag as he takes Patrick's wallet]'' Who says a life of crime doesn't pay? ''[money in Patrick's wallet disintegrates as it is made from sand, and the wallet follows]'' Huh? What the--?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[punches Dorsal Dan in his sleep]'' Sleep punch! ''[snores]''}}
+{{L|''[Dorsal Dan gets on roller skates walks backward, losing his balance.]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|Whoa! ''[falls into pile of teeth]'' Ow! ''[hits lamp and bucket of paint, then stumbles into a closet]''}}
+{{L|''[A box labelled "SURPLUS GLITTER" falls onto Dorsal Dan's head, putting glitter onto it.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[waking up]'' Who goes there?}}
+{{L|''[Dorsal Dan steps on a flashlight as he appears with a skirt, glitter all over him. He is also holding a pinwheel and wearing a hat with a tooth on it. He has coat hangers for wings. Dorsal Dan looks left and right.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|The Tooth Fairy! I gotta show SpongeBob! ''[captures Dorsal Dan with a sack and runs off]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|Hey, come on!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house at night. SpongeBob is sleep-laughing soundly in his bed. He wakes up when he hears Patrick's voice.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[on top of bed diving board]'' SpongeBob! You were right! ''[shaking diving board]'' The Tooth Fairy came, and I got him! ''[dumps Dorsal Dan out of the bag, releasing him along with tons of glitter]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[flinching]'' Ahh! ''[opens bloodshot eyes]'' Ooh!}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[shaking, scared]'' I didn't do it!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Patrick, you-you-you really did catch the Tooth Fairy!}}
+{{L|Patrick|I told ya! ''[both laugh as they jump on the diving board and break it, landing on the bed and launching Dorsal Dan]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[hits Shelley's cage as he floats in a circle on a rope]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow.}}
+{{L|Patrick|He didn't give me a quarter, ''[takes out bag, then takes out some jewels]'' but look. I found these ''[Dorsal Dan falls down, taking the bag with him]'' precious jewels in his bag.}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|What are you ''[snatches jewels]'' chowderheads yapping about? ''[puts jewels back in bag]'' Tooth Fairy?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[slides on ground]'' Don't worry. You don't have to ''[touches Dorsal Dan's hat]'' play dumb with us. Your secret is safe.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[gets off bed, begging]'' Please let us ride along with you tonight.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[begging]'' And be your Tooth Fairy assistants.}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[thinking, then grinning as he pushes both their hands away]'' Yeah. ''[points to himself]'' I'm the Tooth Fairy. And I could use a little help scoring loot-- I mean, collecting teeth.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[hugging Dorsal Dan]'' Yay! ''[kissing Dorsal Dan]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[groans]'' It's gonna be a long night.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to a far-away view of Conch Street at night. A vehicle drives away from SpongeBob's house. Dorsal Dan is now driving in downtown Bikini Bottom.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[getting in front of Dorsal Dan, pointing]'' Ooh, hey! I bet we could find some teeth here. Pull over. ''[grabs steering wheel, making Dorsal Dan scream]''}}
+{{L|''[The vehicle stops, and the trio tiptoe behind the house.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now, this guy drinks a lot of soda, so I'm sure he's got a few loose teeth for us.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabs mallet]'' Let's get him.}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[grabs masks from sack]'' Here, use these, uh, special Tooth Fairy masks.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[squeal excitedly]''}}
+{{L|''[In black-and-white, a TV scene is shown. A crab is sleeping on his bed as another sneaks by and enters the open window.]''}}
+{{L|Crab thief|''[laughs and approaches other crab, and the scene is revealed to be on Bubble Bass' TV]''}}
+{{L|''[In Bubble Bass' messy basement, he is on the sofa, snoring. Footsteps are heard as Dorsal Dan removes the vent from inside the basement and laughs as he uses suction cups to climb inside. SpongeBob and Patrick land on Bubble Bass, and SpongeBob gets launched into the air and into the ceiling. Dorsal Dan pulls him out, revealing that Mama Bass is sleeping above. He also pulls Patrick from Bubble Bass' mouth.]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[panting and sweating, gets up and stands SpongeBob and Patrick upright, facepalms]'' Amateurs.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[pointing]'' Hey, look, it's Bubble--}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[grabs Patrick]'' Can it! Now, why don't you mugs shake down Tiny here for some teeth? I'm gonna look for teeth in those ''[points]'' valuables over there. ''[cackles, then SpongeBob and Patrick follow]'' ''[walking off]'' Only the Tooth Fairy gets to laugh like that.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Shh! ''[he and Patrick sneak away, then he feels Bubble Bass' pillow for teeth]'' I don't feel any teeth, Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[feeling inside Bubble Bass' mouth]'' Well, I feel a bunch of them. ''[laughs, then sees a rotten tooth]'' Ooh.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[touching tooth]'' This one's really loose. I'm sure the Tooth Fairy won't mind if we help it out.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[giggles, then hits Bubble Bass with his mallet]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|''[wakes up, panicked]'' Barnacle Boy! ''[Patrick lightly taps him with the mallet]'' Hmm. ''[falls back asleep with his mouth open]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs hold of Bubble Bass' mouth as Patrick uses gloves to push out the rotten tooth. The tooth launches into the air, bouncing off of several walls as it knocks a Mermaid Man bowling ball off a shelf. The bowling ball hits Dorsal Dan directly on the head, knocking him over. SpongeBob catches the tooth.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[rummaging in sack]'' Ooh, is this where you keep the pillow money? ''[pulls out giant stack of cash]'' Wow, teeth are sure worth a lot these days. ''[puts stack of money underneath Bubble Bass' pillow and kisses him on the head]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabbing Dorsal Dan by the leg]'' Come on, let's get more teeth. You've got the best job ever.}}
+{{L|''[Sparkle transition to the trio parking next to another house and tiptoeing into a window. A couple is sleeping in a bed in the bedroom, and SpongeBob and Patrick each emerge from lamps. They use plungers to release teeth from the couple's mouths. Dorsal Dan is tiptoeing while holding a TV when he trips on the teeth.]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|Whoa! ''[the TV crushes him as SpongeBob puts the teeth in the sack and takes it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[looking at the jewels in the sack]'' Oh! ''[puts jewels behind the couple's pillows, and kiss them on their heads]''}}
+{{L|''[Sparkle transition to a building called Mussel Arms. Dorsal Dan's vehicle drives up its exterior and stops at the top. They enter through a window on the top. A giant female whale is snoring in her bed as SpongeBob ties a rope around one of her teeth. The whale's snoring blows SpongeBob and Patrick away.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whoa! ''[get blown away by snoring again]'' Oh! ''[get blown away by snoring again as Dorsal Dan unlocks a trophy case]'' Oh!}}
+{{L|''[As Dorsal Dan licks his lips and opens the trophy case, the whale's tooth breaks free and lands in the trophy case, causing a giant crash.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[applauding]'' Ah. ''[inserts 24 karat gold bar into the whale's teeth and kisses her on the head, making her smile]''}}
+{{L|''[Sparkle transition to Dorsal Dan's vehicle crashing into Lady Upturn's mansion. They all sneak into the building via its walls. While Upturn is sleeping in her bed, SpongeBob uses tools to knock one of her teeth off. SpongeBob gives the ok gesture as Patrick reels in a rope while Dorsal Dan tries to open a safe. Right, ah, oh. ''[opens safe and puts valuables in sack, Patrick sucks on his stethoscope, making him scream and get stuck inside the safe]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes coins and puts them under Upturn's pillow, then kisses her head, making her flip over to the side]''}}
+{{L|''[Sparkle transition to Dorsal Dan's vehicle driving on the road.]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan| ''[cackling, fanning money]'' You stooges really gave the Tooth Fairy a lot of help tonight. Even if you also gave me a headache.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[in seat]'' I like helping!}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[kicking feet back, then grabbing steering wheel]'' Well, I think we got time for one last job if you're in.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[up front, pointing to Mr. Krabs' house, making Dorsal Dan stop]'' Hey! That's where Mr. Krabs lives. He's my daytime boss. ''[pokes Dorsal Dan]'' You're my nighttime boss. ''[Dorsal Dan chomps his arm off, tossing it to the side as SpongeBob regrows his arm, laughing]''}}
+{{L|''[The sack is thrown into Mr. Krabs' house as SpongeBob slithers through the envelope entrance in the door. He opens the door for Dorsal Dan and Patrick to come in with their own sacks.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[getting in front of them]'' Wait! Watch out for booby traps. I helped Mr. Krabs install the security system myself, so--}}
+{{L|Patrick|Here's one! ''[pulling rope with a neon sign that says "PULL ME"]'' I'll disarm it!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, no! ''[a giant anchor crushes Dorsal Dan]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oops.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen]'' Hello? ''[turns on stair lights]'' Who's down there? I'm calling the police. Yes, police? Come quick! I heard a noise.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[panicking]'' Oh, no! We woke him up! Let's get out of here.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls on Dorsal Dan's arm, making him scream.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in nightwear, rubbing eyes, coming downstairs]'' Wha... ah, SpongeBob, Patrick. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are sweating]'' What in the name of Poseidon's pantaloons are you doing? Why have you tripped me burglar alarm? ''[shot of burglar sacks]'' And why do you have those burglar sacks? ''[shot of SpongeBob and Patrick]'' And why are you wearing burglar masks? ''[shot of Dorsal Dan under the anchor]'' And why are you with that burglar? Wait a minute. ''[gasps]'' Are you burglars?}}
+{{L|Patrick|I'll take a burglar with cheese.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're not burglars. We were just assisting the ''[gesturing to Dorsal Dan]'' Tooth Fairy here.}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[weakly, waving]'' Hello.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That ain't no Tooth Fairy. I should know. ''[holding up picture of him as a child with no teeth and two sacks of money]'' I sold all my teeth to the real Tooth Fairy years ago. ''[police sirens wailing]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|Oh, no, the fuzz! ''[grabbing SpongeBob's legs]'' You gotta get me out of here!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. Mr. Krabs says you're not the real Tooth Fairy.}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|Huh? Of course I am! You just, uh, uh, gotta believe! That's all, yeah.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[tearing up]'' I believe in you, Tooth Fairy! ''[hits Dorsal Dan with his mallet, sending him flying through the front door]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[carrying large sack outside]'' Goodbye, Mr. Krabs! ''[sack gets stuck in the door, Patrick hits it with his mallet]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[winks at Mr. Krabs before leaving]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[groans, rubbing face]'' Those two are so gullible. ''[looks at sign that says "PULL ME"]'' Oh, look! This rope says "pull me." ''[pulls rope, dropping an anchor on him]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|''[in nightwear holding a teddy bear, running to Mr. Krabs]'' Wah! ''[sighs, then walks away]''}}
+{{L|''[Outside, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Dorsal Dan all get in their vehicle and drive off as some police cars chase them. They drive along a winding road, and they all stop right before a cliff. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Dorsal Dan all exit the vehicle.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ahh!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[zoom out to reveal giant cliff]'' We can't go any farther!}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|The jig is up! What are we gonna do?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You're a Tooth Fairy! You can fly! ''[jazzes hands]'' Fly to safety!}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|What?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both push Dorsal Dan off the cliff]'' Fly!}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[screaming as he falls down the cliff, breaking his teeth on impact]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't forget your teeth! ''[tosses bag off cliff, which lands on Dorsal Dan]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Or your boat! ''[tosses vehicle off cliff, causing an explosion when it lands]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[screams off-screen]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[looking down]'' You know, Patrick, I get the feeling that wasn't the real Tooth Fairy.}}
+{{L|Tooth Fairy|''[laughs, floating above]'' Of course not! But I am!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[gasp]'' The real Tooth Fairy?}}
+{{L|Tooth Fairy|You two did a wonderful job collecting teeth all night. Therefore, I'm going to make you honorary Tooth Fairy assistants. Abraca-- ''[rubs SpongeBob and Patrick with toothbrush]'' Dental.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! ''[he and Patrick start glowing]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[looking at their new wings]'' Huh? ''[babble excitedly, then fly upwards]''}}
+{{L|''[They both fly in the air and blow away the smoke from the explosion from earlier, also making Dorsal Dan glow, who is still injured.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[picks up tooth]'' A tooth!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[enlarges quarter]'' And a quarter. ''[quarter lands on Dorsal Dan]''}}
+{{L|Dorsal Dan|''[groans as he tries to grab the quarter, which crushes him]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh as they fly in the night sky, disappearing with a twinkle.]''}}
+{{L|Tooth Fairy|''[laughs]'' Abraca-dental! ''[waves toothbrush, making the episode end on a closing tooth-shaped iris]''}}