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|prev = Culture Shock
{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
|title = F.U.N.
{{L|French Narrator|Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. ''[inside the restaurant]'' Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. ''[lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover]'' Huh-huh?! What's this?! ''[doors and windows are now metal]''}}
|next = MuscleBob BuffPants
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?!}}
|titlecard = FUN.jpg
{{L|Squidward|''[up in a crows nest with a telescope]'' Down there, sir! ''[a Krabby Patty is bouncing to the door]''}}
|season = 1
{{L|French Narrator|''[gasps]'' There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! ''[Krabby Patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door]'' There can only be one culprit: Plankton!}}
|episode = 10b
|airdate = [[September 18]], [[1999]]
|seasonname = one
}}
{{L|Narrator|Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. ''[lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover]'' Huh?! Whats this? ''[doors and windows are now metal]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[up in a crows nest with a telescope]'' Down there, sir! ''[a krabby patty is bouncing to the door]''}}
{{L|Narrator|''[gasps]'' There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! ''[krabby patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door]'' There can only be one culprit: Plankton!}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to inside the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|He got away, sir.}}
{{L|Squidward|He got away, sir.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No! Hes finally stolen me secret recipe!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[devastated]'' No! He's finally stolen me secret recipe!}}
{{L|Narrator|Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for its... ''[SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off]'' SpongeBob SquarePants! ''[later, SpongeBob peeks out through under the sewer with binoculars in hand. Catches a peek at a krabby patty jumping through the crowd]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for it's... ''[SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off, landing inside a barrel seat.]'' ''[shouting]'' ...SpongeBob SquarePants!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|A-ha! ''[chases it behind some buildings]'' Hey! ''[krabby patty flies up with a propeller. SpongeBob takes the twirling club that the cop is using as a propeller and flies after the krabby patty to the top of a building]'' O.K., thats far enough! Huh? ''[patty jumps off building]'' Tarter sauce! ''[uses his hat as a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. Bounces off the ground towards the krabby patty. Bounces past a cowboy and a cowgirl]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob peeking out through under the sewer with binoculars in his hand. Catches a peek at a Krabby Patty jumping through the crowd]''}}
{{L|Cowboy|Yeehaw! ''[patty walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|A-ha! ''[escapes the sewer, leaving the binoculars behind. He then chases the Krabby Patty behind some buildings]'' Hey! ''[Plankton flies up with a propeller. SpongeBob takes the twirling club that Incidental 118 is using as a propeller and flies after the Krabby Patty to the top of a building]'' Okay, that's far enough! Huh? ''[patty jumps off building]'' Tartar sauce! ''[blows his hat into a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. He bounces off the ground towards the Krabby Patty. Bounces past a cowboy and a cowgirl]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Have you seen a Krabby Patty? Its about this tall and... ''[looks up and reads the sign MAGIC SHOP]'' Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true. ''[Plankton takes away krabby patty]''}}
{{L|Cowboy|Yee-haw!}}
{{L|Plankton|Argh! I cant take it!}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the Magic Shop. The Krabby Patty slides into the hop and comes back out with funny glasses on.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! Its you!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[finds the Krabby Patty]'' Uh, have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall and... ''[looks up and reads the sign Magic Shop]'' Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing... and, and... anyway, and then he told us, "If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true." ''[The Krabby Patty disguise unveils to be Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasnt fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I dont want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You dont know what its like to be a loser. ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Argh! I can't take it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, cheer up, Plankton. I think youre a winner.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! It's you!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[stops crying]'' Wh-what did you say?}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that... that just wasn't fair! Here! Take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don't know what it's like to be a loser. ''[cries]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I said, you’re a... ''[a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, cheer up, Plankton. I think you're a winner.}}
{{L|All|Loser! ''[Planktons jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[stops crying]'' What? What did you say?}}
{{L|Squidward|How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn’t it? I know!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I said, you're a-- ''[a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton]''}}
{{L|Policeman|Yeah, and for running you out, were going to make this boy honorary town rookie of the day. ''[puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|All|Loser! ''[Plankton jumps away from group and walks back to the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|Squidward, Mr. Krabs, a policeman, Fred, Tammy, Joe, Millie, Ricardo and Stella|♪For hes a jolly good rookie, for hes a jolly good rookie, for hes a jolly good rookie…♪}}
{{L|Squidward|How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton?! It hurts, doesn't it?! I know!}}
{{L|''[everyone throws SpongeBob into the air]''}}
{{L|Incidental 118|Yeah, and for running you out, we're going to make this kid honorary town rookie of the day! ''[puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking to himself]'' Ill bet if he had just one friend, he wouldnt be such a meanie.}}
{{L|All|''[singing]'' ♪ For he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookieee... ♪}}
{{L|All|''[as SpongeBob comes down, they stop singing]'' Which nobody... ''[everyone walks away]''}}
{{L|''[Everyone throws SpongeBob into the air.]''}}
{{L|''[Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking to himself]'' I'll bet if he had just one friend, ''[cut to Plankton]'' he wouldn't be such a meanie. ''[cut back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Plankton|A customer? ''[opens door]'' Our special today is chum... ''[sees SpongeBob at the door]'' ...balaya.}}
{{L|All|♪ ...eeeee... Which no... ♪ ''[as SpongeBob comes down, they stop singing]'' Whatever. ''[everyone walks away]''}}  
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket. Plankton hears a knock on his door.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|A customer?! ''[opens door]'' Our special today is chum... ''[sees SpongeBob at the door]'' ...balaya.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Plankton.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Plankton.}}
{{L|Plankton|Havent you degraded me enough for one day?}}
{{L|Plankton|Haven't you degraded me enough for one day?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. I mean...I want you to come out and play with me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. I mean... I want you to come out and play with me.}}
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Play with me.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Play with me.}}
{{L|Plankton|You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?}}
{{L|Plankton|You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I like to go jelly... ''[Plankton closes the door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I like to go jelly-- ''[Plankton closes the door]''}}
{{L|Plankton|That naive cube! How long must I suffer this?}}
{{L|Plankton|That naïve cube! How long must I suffer this?}}
{{L|Karen|Youre not letting him leave, are you? Cant you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge! }}
{{L|Karen|You're not letting him leave, are you? Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!}}
{{L|Plankton|Elaborate. ''[computer shows images of a krabby patty and SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Elaborate. ''[The computer shows a display of SpongeBob holding a Krabby Patty.]''}}
{{L|Karen|Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!}}
{{L|Karen|Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the timing is just right, take the Krabby Patty!}}
{{L|Plankton|Take the Krabby Patty? ''[runs back to the door]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Take ''[camera zooms in at the Krabby Patty display]'' the Krabby Patty? ''[runs back to the door]''}}
{{L|Karen|Get moving, genius, dont let him get away. }}
{{L|Karen|Get moving, genius, don't let him get away.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Plankton opens the door]''  ...fishing with my friends at Jellyfish Fields.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Plankton opens the door]''  ...fishing with my friends in Jellyfish Fields.}}
{{L|Plankton|Alright, SpongeBob, Ill play your little game.}}
{{L|Plankton|Alright, SpongeBob, I'll play your little game.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Great! ''[SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off]'' Last one to the fields is a rotten clam! ''[now at Jellyfish Fields]'' So, I get the big net and you get the little net. ''[hands Plankton a net bigger than him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Great! ''[SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off]'' Last one to the fields is a rotten clam!}}
{{L|Plankton|What happens after we eat em?}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the two at Jellyfish Fields.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You dont eat em, you catch em, like this! ''[captures a jellyfish]'' Like that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, I get the big net and you get the little net. ''[hands Plankton a net bigger than him]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What happens after we eat 'em?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You don't ''eat'' 'em, you catch 'em, like this! La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la! ''[captures a jellyfish while jumping off a cliff]'' Like that.}}
{{L|Plankton|And?}}
{{L|Plankton|And?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!}}
{{L|Plankton|Stingers? ''[Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls]'' All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win!}}
{{L|Plankton|Stingers?! ''[Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls]'' All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win! ''[end of fantasy while laughing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It’s not about winning, it’s about fun!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not about winning, it's about ''fun''!}}
{{L|Plankton|Whats that?}}
{{L|Plankton|What's that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fun is when you...fun is...its like...its kinda...sort of like a...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fun is when you ''[thinking to himself]''... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a... What is fun? I... Let me spell it for you. ''[singing while showing the letter "F"]'' ♪ F is for friends who do stuff together, ''[cut to a bored Plankton, then cut to SpongeBob showing the letter "U"]'' U is for you and me, ''[as the letter "N" while performing a cartwheel]'' N is for anywhere, anytime at all ♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪What is fun? let me spell it for you, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea.♪}}
{{L|Clams|''[The letters "F" and "U" reappear next to SpongeBob.]'' ♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪}}
{{L|Plankton|♪F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survivors, when you-♪}}
{{L|Plankton|♪ F is for fire that burns down the whole town, ''[cut to SpongeBob]'' U is for uranium... bombs! ''[cut back to Plankton]'' N is for no survivors, when you- ♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! Those things arent what fun is all about. Now, do it like this: ♪F is for friends who do stuff together-♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about. Now, do it like this: ''[does some wacky dance moves]'' ♪ F is for friends who do stuff to- ♪}}
{{L|Plankton|Never! Thats completely idiotic!}}
{{L|Plankton|Never! That's completely idiotic!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Here, let me help you, F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, try it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me help you. ''[grabs Plankton hands while helping him dance]'' ♪ F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me ♪ ''[stops singing]'' Try it!}}
{{L|Plankton|♪N is for anywhere, anytime at all!♪}}
{{L|Plankton|''[performs a cartwheel]'' ♪ N is for anywhere, anytime at all ♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Plankton|♪Down here in the deep blue sea.♪}}
{{L|Clams|♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait, I dont understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Thats how youre suppose to feel!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that's how you're supposed to feel!}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, I like it. Lets do it again!}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, I like it. Let's do it again!}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the flower beds.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Plankton|♪F is for frolic through all the flowers. U is for ukelele. N is nose-picking, chewing gum, and sand-licking, here with my best buddy. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers, ''[cut to Plankton inside a ukulele. SpongeBob is dressed Hawaiian style.]'' U is for ukulele. ''[cut to the two at a Noses shop]'' N is nose-picking, ''[cut to SpongeBob blowing gum with Plankton inside]'' sharing gum, ''[cut to SpongeBob licking sand at Plankton]'' and sand-licking, here with my best buddy. ''[cut the two having fun with the "FUN" letters in the background]'' Hahahahahahahaha!♪}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is looking through a telescope at SpongeBob & Plankton]''}}
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is looking through a telescope at SpongeBob and Plankton]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arr, mutiny!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, mutiny.}}
{{L|''[at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is changing clothes]''}}
{{L|''[The scene fades to the Chum Bucket at night. Plankton is changing clothes.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|And after that we frolicked through the flowers and then we...}}
{{L|Plankton|And after that, we frolicked through the flowers, and then we...}}
{{L|Karen|Sounds like fun.}}
{{L|Karen|Sounds like fun.}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, the really fun part was when we...}}
{{L|Plankton|Well, the really fun part was when we...}}
{{L|Karen|Wheres the Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Karen|What did you do with the Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Plankton|The what? ''[shows a krabby patty on Karens computer screen]''}}
{{L|Plankton|We-the what? ''[shows a Krabby Patty on Karen's computer screen]''}}
{{L|Karen|The Krabby Patty, remember?}}
{{L|Karen|The Krabby Patty, remember?}}
{{L|Plankton|You cant rush these things, you know.}}
{{L|Plankton|You can't rush these things, you know.}}
{{L|Karen|Youre forgetting about the mission! ''[shows a formula]''}}
{{L|Karen|You're forgetting the mission! ''[shows a formula]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What are you talking about?}}
{{L|Plankton|What are you talking about?}}
{{L|Karen|Youre going native, Plankton! Look at yourself! ''[metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing SquarePants like SpongeBobs]''}}
{{L|Karen|You're going native, Plankton, look at yourself! ''[metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like SpongeBob's]''}}
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
{{L|''[cuts to Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I havent seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I haven't seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Who knows? Maybe hes changed.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Who knows? Maybe he's changed.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who knows? I think you knows! ''[shows a picture of him and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who knows? I think ''you'' knows! ''[shows pictures of him and Plankton holding up the letters for "FUN"]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hes changed, I tell you! ''[Plankton enters]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's changed, I tell you! ''[Plankton enters]''}}
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBuddy! Yoohoo! ''[SpongeBob runs over to Plankton]''}}
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBuddy! Yoo-hoo! ''[SpongeBob runs over to Plankton]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton-buddy! Lets go! I forgot this is a no friend zone!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton-buddy! Let's go! I forgot this is a no friend zone!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private. ''[talking to Plankton]'' You wont mind if I set this here, will you? ''[puts a plate with a krabby patty on the table and pushes it toward him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private? ''[talking to Plankton]'' You won't mind if I set this here, will you? ''[puts a plate with a Krabby Patty on the table and pushes it toward him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whats this all about, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's this all about, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hes a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, hes...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why cant you just accept our friendship?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why can't you just accept our friendship?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hes just after me recipe. Ill prove it to you. ''[walks up to Plankton]'' Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's just after me recipe. I'll prove it to you. ''[walks up to Plankton]'' Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, yes, but Im saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uhh...suit yourself. ''[walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. Uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uhh... suit yourself. ''[walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. He uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Weve had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! ''[turns the fan off]'' Come on Plankton, lets get out of here. ''[both walk away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! ''[turns the fan off]'' Come on, Plankton, let's get out of here. ''[both walk away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Planktons gone straight. ''[plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard]'' Or maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! ''[takes the boat and paddles to the movies]'' Hold on there laddie, Im a-comin! ''[at the movies, SpongeBob & Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits in Planktons seat, squishing him]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight... ''[plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard]'' And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! ''[takes the boat and paddles to 'The Reef']'' Hang on there, laddie, I'm a-comin!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I sure like sequels, Plankton. ''[sees Bubble Bass in his spot]'' Hey, Bubble Bass, youre sitting on my friend. ''[Bubble Bass gets comfortable in his seat]'' Hey Bubble Bass! ''[throws some popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to inside 'The Reef' movie theater. SpongeBob and Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits on Plankton, squishing him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I sure like sequels, Plankton. ''[sees Bubble Bass in his spot]'' Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend.}}
{{L|''[Bubble Bass meanly smiles and gets comfortable in his seat, and a squelching sound comes from Plankton being squashed by his butt]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Bass! ''[throws some popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Thanks for that, friend.}}
{{L|Plankton|Thanks for that, friend.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, pal.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Listen up! ''[Mr. Krabs shadow is on the movie screen]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Listen up! ''[Mr. Krabs' shadow is on the movie screen. He clicks his claws.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs? ''[in the projector room]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs is in the projector room.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hes deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what hes got! ''[the ladies reach in their husbands pockets and take out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off]'' You too, boy! ''[SpongeBob reaches into Planktons pocket and takes out a krabby patty]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's deceivin' ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he's got!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I cant believe this!}}
{{L|''[Everyone in the theater steals an item from the pocket of whoever is sitting next to them]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Its not what you think.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You too, boy!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it then? What do you see here?!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a Krabby Patty]''}}
{{L|Plankton|I… I dont see anything.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I can't believe this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' How can you not see it?}}
{{L|Plankton|It's not what you think.}}
{{L|Plankton|O.K., O.K., I see it! Its a Krabby Patty, O.K.? I couldnt help it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it then? Tell me what you see here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But we sang the Fun song! I think Im gonna be sick! How long?}}
{{L|Plankton|I... I don't see anything.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[starting to cry]'' How can you not see it!? ''[groans]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[beginning to tear up as well]'' Okay, okay, I see it! It's a Krabby Patty, okay? I couldn't help it.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But we sang the F.U.N. Song! ''[clutches his stomach]'' I think I'm gonna be sick. How long?}}
{{L|Plankton|How long what?}}
{{L|Plankton|How long what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|How long were you planning on doing this?! Tell me!''[Plankton cries]'' What?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Plankton, holding him in his fist]'' How long were you planning on doing this?! ''[tears well up in SpongeBob's eyes]'' Tell me!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[crying]'' All right, its true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! And now I realize, thats all I really wanted!}}
{{L|''[Plankton puts his head down and begins to sob.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Really? ''[Plankton grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the tears now dripping down his face]'' What?!}}
{{L|Plankton|No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! ''[Plankton laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[looks up at SpongeBob]'' All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! ''[the two look each other in the eyes]'' And now I realize... that's all I ever really wanted.}}
{{L|Movie|Oh darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart. ''[Plankton rips through the screen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs, then smiles, beginning to stop crying]'' Really?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, hes gone. He got the patty. He won.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen]'' No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|Mr Krabs|Ho-ho, no he didnt, boy! Dont you know whats behind these screens? Solid concrete! ''[laughs. Plankton is squished on the wall. Mr. Krabs takes the krabby patty]''}}
{{L|Movie Woman|Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Im sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.}}
{{L|''[Plankton, who is running away, rips through the movie screen. The cinema lights turn on.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Dont blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now lets go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs... he's gone. He got the patty. He won.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ho-ho, no, he didn't, boy! Don't you know what's behind these screens? ''[reveals the fabric, showing the Krabby Patty squished onto a concrete wall]'' Solid concrete! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[The Krabby Patty falls off, revealing that Plankton is squished on the concrete wall. Plankton groans. Mr. Krabs takes the Krabby Patty.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, maybe on a discount. ''[Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass jellybeans. Plankton runs around his hand so he doesnt get caught]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, maybe on a discount. ''[flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass' jelly beans]''}}
{{L|Plankton|EEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{L|Plankton|Huh?}}
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{{L|''[Plankton runs around Bubble Bass' hand getting chased by his other hand, being mistaken for a jelly bean. Plankton screams as the episode fades to black.]''}}

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