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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Face Freeze!" from season 8, which aired on July 21, 2012.

[episode begins at Krusty Krab]
Patrick: Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. [slurps] Ahh.
Patrick: That's a pretty cool face. [chuckles] Check you this one out. [chomps, chews]
SpongeBob: [laughs] I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! [laughs]
Patrick: Oh, hey, how about this? [dolphin call]
SpongeBob: That's awesome! [SpongeBob and Patrick both laughing]
Mr. Krabs: [snores] Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs] SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?
SpongeBob: Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and i here making face at each other.
Patrick: Funny faces make me laugh! [laughs]
Mr. Krabs: What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?
SpongeBob: Why, is there something wrong?
Mr. Krabs: Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Aah, no!
Mr. Krabs: Let me tell you the story of face freeze. [thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly] It here a cold day, in november, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was the stinky tongue out. [Fred raspberries and laughs] But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. [Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]
Sadie: How huge! [Monroe cries]
[Fred raspberries]
Mr. Krabs: Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, [Fred raspberries] his face froze with his tongue sticking out...
Fred: Huh, huh... Huh? Permanently.
Mable: Weirdo.
Fred: [muffled] No... NO!
Mr. Krabs: He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, no!
Mr. Krabs: So are you fonna keep making faces, boys?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh-uh.
Mr. Krabs: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.
SpongeBob: I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.
Patrick: Done and done.
SpongeBob: Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.
Patrick: Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.
SpongeBob: No faces... at all. Yeah. This is... [gulps] easy. How you holding up?
Patrick: Huh, fine. You?
[SpongeBob grunts but makes an face and laughs]
Patrick: [laughs] Dun ah eeh.
[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
SpongeBob: Hey! [Patrick laughs] Patrick. PATRICK!!!!!
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
[Patrick stretching]
Patrick: Gosh, you're right.
SpongeBob: Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true. Let's make lots of faces.
Patrick: You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]
Patrick: [laughs] Aye yi yi yi!
SpongeBob: [laughs] Aw!
Patrick: Phee!
SpongeBob: Ay yi yi yi yi yi!
Patrick: Dun ree ah yee!
SpongeBob: Doy doy doy doy!
Patrick: Ah ah ooh!
SpongeBob: Duh!
Patrick: Aydh!
SpongeBob: Awoot duh doo!
Patrick: Looo ooo ooo!
SpongeBob: Day ah dah da dah!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
SpongeBob: I can't breathe! Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.
Patrick: Yes! But, now do you choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, uh? And then slip into and overbite.[Pulling out upper jaw] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.
SpongeBob: [chuckles] Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... [smooth, snap, pop] The Gary. Meow!
Patrick: [chuckles] Gloriously disgusting, sir.
SpongeBob: Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
[scene cuts]
[Spongebob and Patrick laughing]
[Spongebob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean]
[Everybody swims away]
[Spongebob and Patrick laughing again]
Sandy: You two need help.
[scene cuts]
Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
[Patrick turns on Flashlight]
[Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
[Patrick turns off Flashlight]
Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
[Patrick turns on Flashlight]
[Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
[Patrick turns off Flashlight]
Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
[Patrick turns on Flashlight]
[Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
Spongebob: It never gets so old!
[Patrick turns off Flashlight]
[Squidward rips Tent]
Squidward: Would You Mind?!
Spongebob: Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.
[Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
Spongebob: Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.
Squidward: I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!

Spongebob: Dah That's an good one right there

Squidward- Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with QUIET SLEEP!!!!!
Spongebob- Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep!
Patrick- Oh yeah? Watch me, (Two sleep)
Squidward- Whatever. (Sun rises)
Spongebob- Wow Patrick, you did hold that face all night!
Patrick- Actually, I can't move my face at all
Spongebob- I can't move my face either!
Patrick- All right! We did it!
Spongebob- No Patrick, It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! Patrick we have a face freeze!
Both scream.
Spongebob- Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!
Spongebob and Patrick- Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy- Hmmmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles what y'all need is a mossage.n
Spongebob- And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy?
Sandy- Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mamalian hands melt away that tension.
Sandy- You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked face freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed.
(At Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs- Ahoy, Spongebob!
Spongebob- Hello Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs- Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here.
Spongebob- Doing fine Mr. Krabs. Just grillin and grillin.
Mr. Krabs- Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture
Spongebob- You hear that, someone just dropped a penny.
Mr. Krabs- (Gasps) WHERE?! WHERE?! (Looks for penny)
Spongebob- That'll give me some time.
Squidward- Let's go Spongebob, the orders are pouring out.
Spongebob- On it Squidward!
Spongebob- (Onion juice gets in his eye) AH, NEPTUNE! HELP!
Squidward- Come on Spongebob! Chop, Chop!
Spongebob- OK, OK
Spongebob- (Falls, retrieves patties on back, screams) Order up.
Squidward- You deliver it, I'm on break.
Mr. Krabs- Penny, penny, penny, penny.
Spongebob- Krabs is distracted, now's my chance. Your order sir.
Fish- (Gasps at Spongebob's face) I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!
Spongebob- Oh dear.
Fish- (Takes money out of register) I'm taking my clams, elsewhere.
Mr. Krabs- WAIT! COME BACK!!
Spongebob- WHY OH WHY DID I HAVE TO MAKE A FACE?
Mr. Krabs- What's going on back here. We're losing buisness!
Spongebob- How should I know, I'm just cooking these parts
Mr. Krabs- Look at me when I'm talking to you boy. So I can see your face.
Spongebob- Hey, have you seen this Mr. Krabs. (shows him a rolling trick) It's my impersination of a burrito!
Mr. Krabs- Spongebob, you better stand up this instant or... Huh? (Sees Patrick walk in with face freeze)
Patrick- Oh. It's just about time Spongebob.
Mr. Krabs- Oh, I see what's going on here. (Picks up Spongebob) AHA! You just had to keep making faces didn't ya, you couldn't heave me warning, could ya,
Spongebob- I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories.
Mr. Krabs- I'm losing buisness, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why this makes me so angry! I could just....just......just (Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy face freeze) NO, I can't move my face. I've got the face freeze too!!
Squidward- WHAT IS THE HOLD UP IN HERE?
Spongebob- Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the face freeze!
Squidward- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. HA! Krabs too! HA HA HA !! (Begins laughing hard) This is so rich! UH OH? (Sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets a face freeze) Hey, my face. AH, MY FACE! Oh, Great look at what you've done. (Begins crying)
Mr. Krabs- LOOK! Squidward has it too!
All three begin laughing while Squidward begins crying
Squidward- HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP! STOP!

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-''{{L|'''Spongebob''': Dah That's an good one right there}} [''Spongebob and Patrick laughs'']''
+''{{L|'''Spongebob''': Dah That's an good one right there}} ''
-{{L|'''Squidward''': Lets try a new game, lets combine whatever you get or whatever its
+*
+*Squidward- Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with QUIET SLEEP!!!!!
+*Spongebob- Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep!
+*Patrick- Oh yeah? Watch me, (Two sleep)
+*Squidward- Whatever. (Sun rises)
+*Spongebob- Wow Patrick, you did hold that face all night!
+*Patrick- Actually, I can't move my face at all
+*Spongebob- I can't move my face either!
+*Patrick- All right! We did it!
+*Spongebob- No Patrick, It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! Patrick we have a face freeze!
+*Both scream.
+*Spongebob- Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!
+*Spongebob and Patrick- Sandy! Sandy!
+*Sandy- Hmmmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles what y'all need is a mossage.n
+*Spongebob- And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy?
+*Sandy- Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mamalian hands melt away that tension.
+*Sandy- You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked face freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed.
+*(At Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs- Ahoy, Spongebob!
+*Spongebob- Hello Mr. Krabs.
+*Mr. Krabs- Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here.
+*Spongebob- Doing fine Mr. Krabs. Just grillin and grillin.
+*Mr. Krabs- Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture
+*Spongebob- You hear that, someone just dropped a penny.
+*Mr. Krabs- (Gasps) WHERE?! WHERE?! (Looks for penny)
+*Spongebob- That'll give me some time.
+*Squidward- Let's go Spongebob, the orders are pouring out.
+*Spongebob- On it Squidward!
+*Spongebob- (Onion juice gets in his eye) AH, NEPTUNE! HELP!
+*Squidward- Come on Spongebob! Chop, Chop!
+*Spongebob- OK, OK
+*Spongebob- (Falls, retrieves patties on back, screams) Order up.
+*Squidward- You deliver it, I'm on break.
+*Mr. Krabs- Penny, penny, penny, penny.
+*Spongebob- Krabs is distracted, now's my chance. Your order sir.
+*Fish- (Gasps at Spongebob's face) I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!
+*Spongebob- Oh dear.
+*Fish- (Takes money out of register) I'm taking my clams, elsewhere.
+*Mr. Krabs- WAIT! COME BACK!!
+*Spongebob- WHY OH WHY DID I HAVE TO MAKE A FACE?
+*Mr. Krabs- What's going on back here. We're losing buisness!
+*Spongebob- How should I know, I'm just cooking these parts
+*Mr. Krabs- Look at me when I'm talking to you boy. So I can see your face.
+*Spongebob- Hey, have you seen this Mr. Krabs. (shows him a rolling trick) It's my impersination of a burrito!
+*Mr. Krabs- Spongebob, you better stand up this instant or... Huh? (Sees Patrick walk in with face freeze)
+*Patrick- Oh. It's just about time Spongebob.
+*Mr. Krabs- Oh, I see what's going on here. (Picks up Spongebob) AHA! You just had to keep making faces  didn't ya, you couldn't heave me warning, could ya,
+*Spongebob- I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories.
+*Mr. Krabs- I'm losing buisness, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why this makes me so angry! I could just....just......just (Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy face freeze) NO, I can't move my face. I've got the face freeze too!!
+*Squidward- WHAT IS THE HOLD UP IN HERE?
+*Spongebob- Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the face freeze!
+*Squidward- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. HA! Krabs too! HA HA HA !! (Begins laughing hard) This is so rich!  UH OH? (Sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets a face freeze) Hey, my face. AH, MY FACE! Oh, Great look at what you've done. (Begins crying)
+*Mr. Krabs- LOOK! Squidward has it too!
+*All three begin laughing while Squidward begins crying
+*Squidward- HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP! STOP!
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