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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait a minute. Why am I dressed in a leotard?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, cause you're the mascot.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nah, I don't think so! ''[he tears off the storyboard pictures on the wall as SpongeBob looks in horror, some pieces of the shreds flies into SpongeBob's face and he blows it off him]'' We need a gimmic that's nothing short of a masterpiece.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nah, I don't think so! ''[he tears off the storyboard pictures on the wall as SpongeBob looks in horror, some pieces of the shreds flies into SpongeBob's face and he blows it off him]'' We need a gimmick that's nothing short of a masterpiece.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I know! Win a date with Squidward Tuesdays! ''[Mr. Krabs stops walking and SpongeBob bumps into him. Mr. Krabs throws SpongeBob out of the kitchen. SpongeBob looks depressed and sighs louder and louder and louder which irritates Squidward.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, for dolphins sakes! Do tell what's troubling you so!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs doesn't think my ideas are helping.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Shocking.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I just want to help him find the perfect Krabby Patty gimic.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I just want to help him find the perfect Krabby Patty gimmick.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Sounds like you'd better stop bothering me and put on your thinking cap.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Great idea, Squidward! ''[zooms off]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That'll keep him out of my hair. ''[rattling engine noises are heard and smoke engulfs around Squidward. Squidwards sees SpongeBob wearing a big blue machine of his head saying thinking as SpongeBob thinks really hard for an idea.]'' Of course, he actually has one. ''[Squidward leaves his cash register and sees a strange patron squirting ketchup all over the Krabby Patties. He then picks them up and drops them all over the floor]'' To each, his own.}}
+{{L|Squidward|That'll keep him out of my hair. ''[rattling engine noises are heard and smoke engulfs around Squidward. Squidward sees SpongeBob wearing a big blue machine of his head saying Thinking as SpongeBob thinks really hard for an idea. Covers his nose]'' Of course, he actually has one. ''[Squidward leaves his cash register and sees a strange patron squirting ketchup all over the Krabby Patties. He then picks them up and drops them all over the floor]'' To each, his own.}}
 {{L|Fiasco|Mustard!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes, your freakishness. ''[he swipes the mustard from Squidward's hand and squirts it all over the platter. Squidward sighs in disgust as mustard splashes onto his face]''}}
 {{L|Fiasco|''[drops the empty mustard condiment as he is finished]'' Like our own fleeting existence, an untimely end has come upon this Krabby value meal. ''[he notices something on the platter and scrapes it off before he leaves]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Good riddance. ''[just as Squidward was about to spray the table, he he quickly notices what the patron has done on the platter]'' What's this? Something's familiar about those ketchup swirls. ''[gasps]'' Sweet Neptune! Could that have been...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Good riddance. ''[just as Squidward was about to spray the table, he quickly notices what the patron has done on the platter]'' What's this? Something's familiar about those ketchup swirls. ''[gasps]'' Sweet Neptune! Could that have been...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, yeah enough dilly-dallying. Now, help me with the garbage Mr. Squidward. ''[Mr. Krabs takes the platter and tries to throw it away, but Squidward takes it from him]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|That's not garbage, it's a Fiasco!}}
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 {{L|Gus|He's one of the famous picture-drawing artistes!}}
 {{L|Nancy-Suzy Fish|Just look at his audacious use of pickle in this piece.}}
-{{L|Jimmy Gus|''[stutters]'' What's your asking price?}}
+{{L|Incidental 27|''[stutters]'' What's your asking price?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's simply not for sale, not even for a million dollars.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it! ''[takes the Fiasco]''  I'll take a million for it.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it! ''[takes the Fiasco]'' I'll take a million for it.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[takes it back]'' It's not yours to sell! I found it!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Me plate, me buns, me mustard, ''[tries to take it from Squidward]'' me Fiasco.}}
 {{L|Squidward|You tried to throw it away! ''[pulls it back]'' It's mine!}}
-{{L|Farfel Bainbridge|Let's not be hasty. It belongs to…neither of you. Farfel Bainbridge: Curator of the Bikini Bottom Art Museum. We curators have a way of sniffing these things out. ''[takes the Fiasco from Squidward and examines it. He sniffs it for a little bit]'' ''[gasps]'' It's authentic! Aahh! Which makes this a national treasure! ''[everyone cheers as Farfel places the Fiasco back on the table and puts a glass lid around it]'' And for preservation, it must be hermetically sealed! ''[blows his whistle]'' And guarded by Bikini Bottom's finest! ''[three police men rip off their costumes, revealing themselves]''}}
+{{L|Farfel Bainbridge|Let's not be hasty. It belongs to...neither of you. Farfel Bainbridge: Curator of the Bikini Bottom Art Museum. We curators have a way of sniffing these things out. ''[takes the Fiasco from Squidward and examines it. He sniffs it for a little bit]'' ''[gasps]'' It's authentic! Aahh! Which makes this a national treasure! ''[everyone cheers as Farfel places the Fiasco back on the table and puts a glass lid around it]'' And for preservation, it must be hermetically sealed! ''[blows his whistle]'' And guarded by Bikini Bottom's finest! ''[three policemen rip off their costumes, revealing themselves]''}}
 {{L|Officer John|Ready for duty, sir!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Great idea, Farkle. Gotta protect me valuable property.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks very much. Enjoy the show. You sure saved the day boy-yo.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|My pleasure, sir. And I think Patrick likes it too.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[stands behind the x-ray and presents the Fiasco he accidentally ate to the customers, which amazes them. As he is showing it to them, he giggles for a little bit]'' X-rays tickle.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[stands behind the X-ray and presents the Fiasco he accidentally ate to the customers, which amazes them. As he is showing it to them, he giggles for a little bit]'' X-rays tickle.}}
 {{L|Fiasco|Such artistic genius! ''[throws his paintings on the floor and smashes them to bits]'' I'll never paint again!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[reveals that he is still behind bars at the Bikini Bottom Police Station]'' Hey, don't I get a phone call?}}