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{{L|Squidward|Yes, your freakishness. ''[he swipes the mustard from Squidward's hand and squirts it all over the platter. Squidward sighs in disgust as mustard splashes onto his face]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, your freakishness. ''[he swipes the mustard from Squidward's hand and squirts it all over the platter. Squidward sighs in disgust as mustard splashes onto his face]''}} | ||
{{L|Fiasco|''[drops the empty mustard condiment as he is finished]'' Like our own fleeting existence, an untimely end has come upon this Krabby value meal. ''[he notices something on the platter and scrapes it off before he leaves]''}} | {{L|Fiasco|''[drops the empty mustard condiment as he is finished]'' Like our own fleeting existence, an untimely end has come upon this Krabby value meal. ''[he notices something on the platter and scrapes it off before he leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good riddance. ''[just as Squidward was about to spray the table, | {{L|Squidward|Good riddance. ''[just as Squidward was about to spray the table, he quickly notices what the patron has done on the platter]'' What's this? Something's familiar about those ketchup swirls. ''[gasps]'' Sweet Neptune! Could that have been...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, yeah enough dilly-dallying. Now, help me with the garbage Mr. Squidward. ''[Mr. Krabs takes the platter and tries to throw it away, but Squidward takes it from him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, yeah enough dilly-dallying. Now, help me with the garbage Mr. Squidward. ''[Mr. Krabs takes the platter and tries to throw it away, but Squidward takes it from him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's not garbage, it's a Fiasco!}} | {{L|Squidward|That's not garbage, it's a Fiasco!}} | ||
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{{L|Incidental 27|''[stutters]'' What's your asking price?}} | {{L|Incidental 27|''[stutters]'' What's your asking price?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's simply not for sale, not even for a million dollars.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's simply not for sale, not even for a million dollars.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it! ''[takes the Fiasco]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it! ''[takes the Fiasco]'' I'll take a million for it.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[takes it back]'' It's not yours to sell! I found it!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[takes it back]'' It's not yours to sell! I found it!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me plate, me buns, me mustard, ''[tries to take it from Squidward]'' me Fiasco.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Me plate, me buns, me mustard, ''[tries to take it from Squidward]'' me Fiasco.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You tried to throw it away! ''[pulls it back]'' It's mine!}} | {{L|Squidward|You tried to throw it away! ''[pulls it back]'' It's mine!}} | ||
{{L|Farfel Bainbridge|Let's not be hasty. It belongs | {{L|Farfel Bainbridge|Let's not be hasty. It belongs to...neither of you. Farfel Bainbridge: Curator of the Bikini Bottom Art Museum. We curators have a way of sniffing these things out. ''[takes the Fiasco from Squidward and examines it. He sniffs it for a little bit]'' ''[gasps]'' It's authentic! Aahh! Which makes this a national treasure! ''[everyone cheers as Farfel places the Fiasco back on the table and puts a glass lid around it]'' And for preservation, it must be hermetically sealed! ''[blows his whistle]'' And guarded by Bikini Bottom's finest! ''[three policemen rip off their costumes, revealing themselves]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer John|Ready for duty, sir!}} | {{L|Officer John|Ready for duty, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Great idea, Farkle. Gotta protect me valuable property.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Great idea, Farkle. Gotta protect me valuable property.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks very much. Enjoy the show. You sure saved the day boy-yo.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks very much. Enjoy the show. You sure saved the day boy-yo.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|My pleasure, sir. And I think Patrick likes it too.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|My pleasure, sir. And I think Patrick likes it too.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[stands behind the | {{L|Patrick|''[stands behind the X-ray and presents the Fiasco he accidentally ate to the customers, which amazes them. As he is showing it to them, he giggles for a little bit]'' X-rays tickle.}} | ||
{{L|Fiasco|Such artistic genius! ''[throws his paintings on the floor and smashes them to bits]'' I'll never paint again!}} | {{L|Fiasco|Such artistic genius! ''[throws his paintings on the floor and smashes them to bits]'' I'll never paint again!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[reveals that he is still behind bars at the Bikini Bottom Police Station]'' Hey, don't I get a phone call?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[reveals that he is still behind bars at the Bikini Bottom Police Station]'' Hey, don't I get a phone call?}} | ||
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