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-|Title=Fools in April
+{{L|''[The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing.]''}}
-|Season=1
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wake up, Gary!}}
-|Episode=19a
+{{L|Gary|''[wakes up]'' Meow?}}
-|Airdate=[[April 1]], [[2000]]
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're moving today!}}
-}}
+{{L|Gary|''[quizzically]'' Meow?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]'' peasants!}}
-SpongeBob: Wake up Gary!
+{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes Gary's bowl away]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells.}}
-Gary: Meow.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt as Gary starts crying. SpongeBob then takes off his special peasant outfit.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
-SpongeBob: We're moving today!
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[opens the fridge and takes a big glass of lemonade out of it]'' ''[speaks in deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
-Gary: Meow.
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me.}}
-SpongeBob: That's right! We're moving away. We're going to become peasants! (puts on a hat and takes away Gary's bowl) No more food. (gives Gary a plate with salted clams on it) Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clamshells.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April 1 (or April Fools Day), panics]'' April 1st?! ''[yells]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[comes to the phone with a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
-Gary: Meow!! (cries)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[holds up his calendar]'' I caught sight of the calendar.}}
-SpongeBob: April Fools! (puts his bowl back where it was) There ya go, pal!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. ''[the water from Squidward's heating pad starts to leak]'' He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs giggle together. Squidward comes to the Krusty Krab office with an artist uniform on.]''}}
-Gary: Meow.
+{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[walks towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, who are still laughing. The paint brush falls off from Squidward's mouth]'' What? What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to hold back their laughter.]''}}
-SpongeBob: Whew, I'm thirsty! (takes out a BIG glass of lemonade out of the fridge) This is an extreme thirst! (puts the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas) Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! (holds up a mirror) To me! (laughs on his way to work and Squidward sees him)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You just missed him!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you... ''[he and Mr. Krabs are still trying not to laugh]''}}
-Squidward: What's he so happy about? (walks by the calendar and notices its April Fools Day. He panics) April 1st? April Fools Day is SpongeBob’s favorite holiday! (puts a heating pad on his head and dials for the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.
+{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob, says desperately]'' Tell me what?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
-Mr. Krabs: What'd you catch?
+{{L|Squidward|''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
-Squidward: I caught sight of the calendar.
+{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[runs towards Squidward and grabs his legs]'' It was just a ''joke''! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Oh, hold on Squidward, there's someone here to see you. He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month. (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab with an artist uniform on)
+{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[Squidward gives him a side eye]'' There's lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
-Squidward: I have arrived. (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh) What's so funny? Where's the art dealer? (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh more)
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: You just missed him.
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by, looking for a fork.]''}}
+{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
-SpongeBob: Yeah, but he told us to tell you...
+{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
+{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a ''spoon''.}}
-Squidward: Tell me what? (SpongeBob whispers in Squidward's ear)
+{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
+{{L|Incidental 93|Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
-SpongeBob: He told me to tell you...April Fools. (Squidward lays his hat on Mr. Krabs desk)
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs as Squidward stares at him. SpongeBob runs away as Squidward sighs. Cut to SpongeBob behind the cash register. Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
-Squidward: Well, it's been nice working here. (he walks off) Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.
+{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
-SpongeBob: Squidward, wait!
+{{L|''[Nat turns around; SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face drawn on his back.]''}}
+{{L|Nat|Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?}}
-Squidward: Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' April Fools! I'm right here!}}
+{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey! That was pretty good.}}
-SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward! (grabs Squidward’s legs) It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[angrily]'' What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
-Squidward: You do?
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor with a white cloth; Tom Smith comes by with a cup of soda.]''}}
+{{L|Tom|Excuse me. ''[the next shot is from SpongeBob's perspective]'' Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
-SpongeBob: Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs? (Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it does its thing. Sponge laughs)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
+{{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah...}}
-Squidward: Well, as long as it's not me. (Next, we see SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously with his legs streched out, points at Tom]'' April Fools! ''[Tom gets triggered and grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}}
+{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
-Old Lady: Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?
+{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles, tries to say "do"]''}}
+{{L|Tom|You what?!}}
-SpongeBob: Sure! They're right here, lady! (lady picks a utensil up)
+{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and I only put in one! ''[a bass string is played in the background, SpongeBob laughs]''}}
+{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
-Old Lady: But this is a spoon.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob keeps on laughing. Squidward, who is meanwhile washing the dishes in the kitchen hears the laughter, gets annoyed because of it, mumbles in anger and rubs the bottom of the frying pan with a white cloth harder than before.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off, keeps laughing with the tongue. Squidward covers his ears in frustration since he can still hear SpongeBob's laughter. The scene cuts back to the dining hall]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Squidward puts two white paper tissues in his ears, so he won't be able to hear the sound. SpongeBob and the tongue laugh into the microphone installed in the counter; everyone hears it; Squidward can still hear the sound from the dining hall]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
-SpongeBob: April Fools! (lady laughs then Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away. Next, we see SpongeBob behind the register) Welcome to the Krusty Krab, how may I help you?
+{{L|Squidward|Ugh, that's ''it''! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a ''real'' prank is all about!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward squirting some mustard inside a rope circle. He chuckles and shows the mess to SpongeBob, who is in the middle of wiping a glass.]''}}
-Customer: Yeah, give me two large fries and a jumbo Krabby Patty.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up. ''[Squidward tries not to laugh. SpongeBob starts cleaning the stain and Squidward is standing next to a rope with a huge anchor hanging on it which he is about to cut. SpongeBob finishes wiping the floor, leaving it sparkly clean.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob's both legs. The aforementioned anchor falls down after that.]''}}
-SpongeBob: Hey, what's that? (turns around and then SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face on his back)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! ''[the rope sends him into over four huge bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! ''[screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]''}}
+{{L|Customers|Oh, no!}}
-Customer: I didn't see anything. Hey, where'd that other guy go? (SpongeBob turns around)
+{{L|''[Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically, while the customers start to look very concerned. SpongeBob screams in pure fright and flies into Bubble Bass' rear.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa...! ''[cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling. The customers are getting shocked]''}}
-SpongeBob: April Fools! I'm right here!
+{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob. ''[giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can. Squidward ducks]'' Oops! ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can, looking all dirty and upset]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob squeals sadly and runs out of the Krusty Krab sobbing]'' SpongeBob? I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon! You guys know I was just kidding? Right?}}
+{{L|''[The customers look concerned and sympathetic after what happened to SpongeBob.]''}}
-Customer: (laughs) Hey, that was pretty good. (Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register)
+{{L|Wobbles|Aww, man.. poor kid.}}
+{{L|Shubie|That guy has ''definitely'' got some issues to work out. ''[the customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
-Squidward: What are you doing behind the counter? (SpongeBob is wiping the floor)
+{{L|Incidental 71|April Fools... jerk. ''[all the customers storm out the door in disgust and disappointment as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
-Tom: Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?
+{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made for the last few minutes and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Oh. Huh-oh. Why is it whenever ''I'm'' having fun, it's '''wrong'''? I didn't mean to make him cry... I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor— ''[struggles to finish saying the word "sorry", makes silly face and sticks his tongue out]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[his throat goes haywire]'' —gi-ah! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.}}
-SpongeBob: Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! (fills the cup with ice) Here you go.
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's home. He clears his throat]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? ''[knocks on the door twice]'' Uh, SpongeBob, come on out! I've got something to tell you! ''[quick silence]'' SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab employee hat peeking out from the stones, smiles and goes over to talk to the person who is wearing it]'' SpongeBob, uh, I was thinking about today and-and, well, it just seems that I might owe you some sort of... This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I'm... What? ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is none other than Patrick]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
-Tom: Thanks. (each time he takes a sip of his drink, SpongeBob giggles)
+{{L|Patrick|Digging.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}}
-SpongeBob: April Fools! (grabs SpongeBob by the collar)
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't know. ''[takes off the hat]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' Where's SpongeBob?}}
-Tom: What did you do to my drink?
+{{L|Patrick|He's in the house. He's impressed.}}
+{{L|Squidward|With what?}}
-SpongeBob: I...(giggles) I...(giggles)
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know, but it must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle, but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside; Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
-Tom: You what?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I just want to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''}}
-SpongeBob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! (laughs)
+{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm trying to say I'm ''[turns into a donkey and starts braying]'' haw-hee-haw!}}
-Tom: I guess that is pretty funny. (laughs as he walks off.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door wider]'' What?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm just trying to say I'm... ''[voice muffled after his head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this.}}
-SpongeBob: (laughs so hard his tongue pops off) Hey, your shoe's untied. (tongue looks down) April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! (Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues but he can still hear it) April Fools! (Squidward drops a plate)
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward writing a note. He puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, aren't you going to open it?}}
-Squidward: That does it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a real prank is all about! (squirts some mustard inside a rope circle then shows SpongeBob the mess)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't. I don't have a bottle opener.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Doh! ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]'' SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can, then puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise; Patrick is flossing his teeth with the cord; Squidward growls and throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form, puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
-SpongeBob: Oh boy! Something for me to clean up! (SpongeBob is cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut)
+{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[starts to walk away, when an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}}
-Squidward: April Fools! (cuts the rope which sends SpongeBob into a bag of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this. Then SpongeBob flees into a wall and then into a customers carcass. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling) I'll catch you, SpongeBob! (he giggles to himself. Sponge falls into the green goop in the garbage can) Oops. (Squid dumps Sponge, who is now the shape of the can, out) April Fools, you little sausage! (he laughs. Sponge starts to tear and cries hysterically and runs out) SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You all know I was just kidding… right?
+{{L|Patrick|''Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward nervously continues walking and runs into a ghost image of Tom (repeating Walt's line from earlier).]''}}
-Kevin: Aww, man, poor kid.
+{{L|Tom|''April Fools... jerk.''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}}
-Woman: That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. (Everyone leaves)
+{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[male voice]'' ''You stink!''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mother?! ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
-Tom: April Fools, jerk.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, Is all that true?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yes, yes, SpongeBob! Yes, it's all true!}}
-Squidward: Wait, don't go!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?}}
+{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody!}}
-Off-Screen Voice: Hey, you stink!
+{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}
-Squidward: Wait, wait, it was a joke! (looks around at the mess he has made of SpongeBob and gets angry with himself) Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. (makes silly face) Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- (throat goes hay-wire) gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. (Squidward knocks on SpongeBob’s door) SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? (notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the mysterious man who we have not seen yet) Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am… (noties its Patrick with the hat on) Patrick? What are you doing here?
+{{L|Everyone|April Fools!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[eye twitches]'' April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! ''[laughs hysterically while going back into his house]''}}
-Patrick: Digging.
+{{L|SpongeBob|What would we do without Squidward?}}
+[[pl:Prima Aprilis (transkrypt)]]
-Squidward: Why are you wearing that hat?
+[[pt-br:Primeiro de Abril (transcrição)]]
-Patrick: Hmm, I don't know.
-Squidward: Where's SpongeBob?
-Patrick: He's in the house. He's impressed.
-Squidward: With what?
-Patrick: I don't know, but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. (Squidward goes to knock on SpongeBob’s door)
-Squidward: SpongeBob, let me in there! (tries to turn the handle but SpongeBob’s arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside. Squidward grabs his clarinet) SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! (plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens door)
-SpongeBob: What do you want?
-Squidward: SpongeBob, I just wanted to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. (sticks out tongue while talking)
-SpongeBob: What?
-Squidward: I'm trying to say I'm (makes donkey noises)
-SpongeBob: What?
-Squidward: I'm just trying to say that I'm...(head explodes) There's gotta be an easier way to do this… (Squidward writes a note, puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up) Well, aren't you going to open it?
-SpongeBob: I can't, I don't have a bottle opener. (Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road)
-Squidward: SpongeBob, I'm... (whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground) SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... (waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks) ...sorry. (pops the bubble) There you go.
-SpongeBob: But I couldn't...(Squidward slams door in his face)
-Squidward: I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! (walks away. Then an image of Patrick appears in the air)
-Patrick: It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. (Squid continues walking and runs into a ghost image on a guy at the restaurant)
-Tom: April Fools, jerk. (runs again but this time his mother appears)
-Squid’s Mom: (deep voice) You stink!
-Squidward: Mother? (runs back to SpongeBob’s house to apologize) All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, I like you! I like living next door, I like your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... (SpongeBob opens the door slightly)
-SpongeBob: Squidward! Is all that true?
-Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.
-SpongeBob: Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?
-Squidward: What the...? Yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.
-SpongeBob: I promise.
-Squidward: Really? (Sponge opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside)
-All: April Fools!
-Squidward: (twitches eye)April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! (laughs hysterically while going back into his house)
-SpongeBob: What would we do without Squidward?
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