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|Episode = 19a
{{L|''[The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing.]''}}
|Title = Fools in April
{{L|SpongeBob|Wake up, Gary!}}
|Airdate = [[April 1]], [[2000]]
{{L|Gary|''[wakes up]'' Meow?}}
|Back = Walking Small
{{L|SpongeBob|We're moving today!}}
|Next = Neptune's Spatula
{{L|Gary|''[quizzically]'' Meow?}}
|Season = 1
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become ''[puts on a hat and fake beard]'' peasants!}}
}}
{{L|Gary|Meow?}}
This is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Fools in April", which aired on April 1st, 2000.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes Gary's bowl away]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells.}}
*''[the episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing]''
{{L|''[SpongeBob seasons the shells with salt as Gary starts crying. SpongeBob then takes off his special peasant outfit.]''}}
*{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[yawning]''Wake up, Gary. Today is APRIL FOOL\S DAY!
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools! ''[puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal.}}
{{L|Gary}} ''[wakes up]'' Meow?
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} We're moving today!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[opens the fridge and takes a big glass of lemonade out of it]'' ''[speaks in deep male voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor]''}}
{{L|Gary}} ''[quizzically]'' Meow?
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! ''[puts on a hat and mustache]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[normal voice]'' Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me.}}
{{L|Gary}} Meow.
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously, leaves his home and goes to work. Squidward sees him walking next to his house.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[He takes away Gary's bowl]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clamshells. ''[sprinkles some salt on the shells. Gary starts crying]'' April Fools! ''[takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal!
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April 1 (or April Fools Day), panics]'' April 1st?! ''[yells]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[comes to the phone with a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Gary}} Meow. [eats]
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' MALE VOICE: This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''
{{L|Squidward|''[holds up his calendar]'' I caught sight of the calendar.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}}Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. ''[the water from Squidward's heating pad starts to leak]'' He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month!}}
{{L|Squidward}} What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fool's Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob’s favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs giggle together. Squidward comes to the Krusty Krab office with an artist uniform on.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} ''[over phone]'' What'd you catch?
{{L|Squidward|I have arrived. ''[walks towards SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, who are still laughing. The paint brush falls off from Squidward's mouth]'' What? What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?}}
{{L|Squidward}} I caught sight of the calendar.
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to hold back their laughter.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Oh, hold on Squidward, there's someone here to see you. He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You just missed him!}}
*VROOM!
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you... ''[he and Mr. Krabs are still trying not to laugh]''}}
*''[Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab with an artist uniform on]''
{{L|Squidward|''[grabs SpongeBob, says desperately]'' Tell me what?}}
{{L|Squidward}} I have arrived. ''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh]'' What's so funny? Where's the art dealer?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
*''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh more]''
{{L|Squidward|''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} You just missed him.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Yeah, but he told us to tell you...
{{L|Squidward|Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Squidward}} Tell me what?
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[runs towards Squidward and grabs his legs]'' It was just a ''joke''! No more jokes on you today, I promise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you...April Fools.
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[he walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[Squidward gives him a side eye]'' There's lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Squidward, wait!
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs, ready to read his magazine sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs!
{{L|Squidward|''[takes off his beret and puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat]'' Well, as long as it's not me. ''[leaves Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Wait, Squidward! ''[grabs Squidward’s legs]'' It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise!
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by, looking for a fork.]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} You do?
{{L|Incidental 93|Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs? *''[Mr. Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts". SpongeBob laughs]''
{{L|SpongeBob|They're right ''[leads her to the utensils]'' here, lady!}}
{{L|Squidward}} Well, as long as it's not me.
{{L|Incidental 93|''[picks up a spoon]'' Uh.. but this is a ''spoon''.}}
*''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when an old lady comes by]''
{{L|SpongeBob|April Fools!}}
{{L|Cora}} Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are?
{{L|Incidental 93|Oh, aw. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Sure! They're right here, lady! ''[leads her to the utensils]''
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs as Squidward stares at him. SpongeBob runs away as Squidward sighs. Cut to SpongeBob behind the cash register. Nat Peterson comes up to him. SpongeBob takes the microphone and speaks to it in a slightly unique way.]''}}
{{L|Cora}} ''[picks up a spoon]'' But this is a spoon.
{{L|SpongeBob|Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I help you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} April Fools! '''[laughs; Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away. Bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register. A customer comes up to him]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?
{{L|Nat|''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Nat}} ''[raises up his left arm]'' Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points at something]'' Hey, what's that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[points at something] ''Hey, what's that?
{{L|''[Nat turns around; SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face drawn on his back.]''}}
*''[Nat turns around. SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face on his back.]''
{{L|Nat|Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?}}
{{L|Nat}} Well, I didn't see anything. ''[notices that SpongeBob is gone]'' Hey, where'd that other guy go?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' April Fools! I'm right here!}}
*''[SpongeBob turns around]''
{{L|Nat|''[laughs]'' Hey! That was pretty good.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} April Fools! I'm right here!
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously; Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register.]''}}
{{L|Nat}} ''[laughs]'' Hey, that was pretty good.
{{L|Squidward|''[angrily]'' What are you doing behind the counter?!}}
*''[SpongeBob laughs obnoxiously. Squidward notices SpongeBob behind the register]''
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor with a white cloth; Tom Smith comes by with a cup of soda.]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} What are you doing behind the counter?
{{L|Tom|Excuse me. ''[the next shot is from SpongeBob's perspective]'' Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?}}
*''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor. Tom comes by with a cup of soda]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.}}
{{L|Tom}} Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please?
{{L|Tom|Thanks. ''[takes a sip of his drink; SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink; SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah...}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! ''[fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling]'' Here you go.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously with his legs streched out, points at Tom]'' April Fools! ''[Tom gets triggered and grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''}}
{{L|Tom}} Thanks. ''[he takes a sip of his drink. SpongeBob titters and Tom looks at him but SpongeBob stops before Tom turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom takes another sip of his drink. SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Tom turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob is silent, so Tom finishes his drink]'' Ah.
{{L|Tom|What did you do to my drink?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[laughs loudly and obnoxiously]'' April Fools! ''[Tom grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles, tries to say "do"]''}}
{{L|Tom}} What did you do to my drink?!
{{L|Tom|You what?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} I... ''[giggles]'' I... ''[giggles]''
{{L|SpongeBob|You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink and I only put in one! ''[a bass string is played in the background, SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Tom}} You what?!?!
{{L|Tom|I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]'' Yeah.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! ''[laughs]''
{{L|''[SpongeBob keeps on laughing. Squidward, who is meanwhile washing the dishes in the kitchen hears the laughter, gets annoyed because of it, mumbles in anger and rubs the bottom of the frying pan with a white cloth harder than before.]''}}
{{L|Tom}} I guess that is pretty funny. ''[laughs as he walks off]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off, keeps laughing with the tongue. Squidward covers his ears in frustration since he can still hear SpongeBob's laughter. The scene cuts back to the dining hall]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Squidward puts two white paper tissues in his ears, so he won't be able to hear the sound. SpongeBob and the tongue laugh into the microphone installed in the counter; everyone hears it; Squidward can still hear the sound from the dining hall]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} ''[laughs so hard his tongue pops off]'' Hey, your shoe's untied. ''[tongue looks down]'' April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! ''[laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone. Everyone hears it. In the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues but he can still hear it]'' April Fools! ''[Squidward drops a plate]''
{{L|Squidward|Ugh, that's ''it''! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a ''real'' prank is all about!}}
{{L|Squidward}} That does it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a real prank is all about! ''[bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess]''
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward squirting some mustard inside a rope circle. He chuckles and shows the mess to SpongeBob, who is in the middle of wiping a glass.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Oh boy! Something for me to clean up! ''[starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up. ''[Squidward tries not to laugh. SpongeBob starts cleaning the stain and Squidward is standing next to a rope with a huge anchor hanging on it which he is about to cut. SpongeBob finishes wiping the floor, leaving it sparkly clean.]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} April Fools! (laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob)
{{L|Squidward|April Fools! ''[laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob's both legs. The aforementioned anchor falls down after that.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Whooooooooooooooooooooooooa! ''[the rope sends him into a bag of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! Blblblblblblblblblblblbl... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! ''[is sent into a wall]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! ''[the rope sends him into over four huge bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar]'' Whoa! ''[screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall]''}}
{{L|All except SpongeBob and Squidward}} Oh, no.
{{L|Customers|Oh, no!}}
*''[Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass's rear]''
{{L|''[Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically, while the customers start to look very concerned. SpongeBob screams in pure fright and flies into Bubble Bass' rear.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ''[we see Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa...! ''[cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling. The customers are getting shocked]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams and almost lands in Squidward's arms, but before he does, Squidward sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the garbage can]'' Whoops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs. SpongeBob cries hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You all know I was just kidding… right?
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob. ''[giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can. Squidward ducks]'' Oops! ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can, looking all dirty and upset]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs; SpongeBob squeals sadly and runs out of the Krusty Krab sobbing]'' SpongeBob? I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon! You guys know I was just kidding? Right?}}
{{L|Lloyd}} Aww, man, poor kid.
{{L|''[The customers look concerned and sympathetic after what happened to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|Shubie}} That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[Everyone leaves]''
{{L|Wobbles|Aww, man.. poor kid.}}
{{L|Tom}} April Fools, jerk.
{{L|Shubie|That guy has ''definitely'' got some issues to work out. ''[the customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} Wait, don't go!
{{L|Incidental 71|April Fools... jerk. ''[all the customers storm out the door in disgust and disappointment as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction]''}}
{{L|Man}} Hey, you stink!
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Squidward}} Wait, wait, it was a joke! ''[looks around at the mess he has made of SpongeBob and gets angry with himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. ''[bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple. He knocks on SpongeBob’s door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Patrick}} Digging.
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh-huh... ''[looks around at the mess he has made for the last few minutes and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the "prank" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself]'' Oh. Huh-oh. Why is it whenever ''I'm'' having fun, it's '''wrong'''? I didn't mean to make him cry... I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor— ''[struggles to finish saying the word "sorry", makes silly face and sticks his tongue out]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[his throat goes haywire]'' —gi-ah! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Why are you wearing that hat?
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's home. He clears his throat]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} Hmm, I don't know. ''[takes off the hat]''
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? ''[knocks on the door twice]'' Uh, SpongeBob, come on out! I've got something to tell you! ''[quick silence]'' SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab employee hat peeking out from the stones, smiles and goes over to talk to the person who is wearing it]'' SpongeBob, uh, I was thinking about today and-and, well, it just seems that I might owe you some sort of... This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I'm... What? ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is none other than Patrick]'' Patrick?! What are you doing here?!}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''[growls]'' Where's SpongeBob?
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}}
{{L|Patrick}} He's in the house. He's impressed.
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}}
{{L|Squidward}} With what?
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't know. ''[takes off the hat]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} I don't know but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.
{{L|Squidward|''[growls]'' Where's SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Squidward}} ''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle but SpongeBob’s arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside. Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''
{{L|Patrick|He's in the house. He's impressed.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} What do you want?
{{L|Squidward|With what?}}
{{L|Squidward}} SpongeBob, I just wanted to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, but it must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} What?
{{L|Squidward|''[shivers then goes back to SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob, SpongeBob, let me in there! ''[tries to turn the handle, but SpongeBob's arm comes from under the door and pulls it inside; Squidward grabs his clarinet]'' SpongeBob, you'd better let me in there! I don't want to have to use this! ''[plays clarinet horribly. SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} I'm trying to say I'm (turns into a donkey and starts braying) hee-haw-hee-haw!
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you want?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} What?
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I just want to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. ''[sticks out tongue while talking]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} I'm just trying to say that I'm... ''[head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this. ''[bubble transition to Squidward writing a note. He puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up]'' Well, aren't you going to open it?
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} I can't, I don't have a bottle opener. (Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road)
{{L|Squidward|I'm trying to say I'm ''[turns into a donkey and starts braying]'' haw-hee-haw!}}
{{L|Squidward}} SpongeBob, I'm... (whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground) SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... (waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks) ...sorry. (pops the bubble) There you go.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door wider]'' What?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} But I couldn't...(Squidward slams door in his face)
{{L|Squidward|I'm just trying to say I'm... ''[voice muffled after his head explodes]'' There's gotta be an easier way to do this.}}
{{L|Squidward}} I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! (walks away. Then an image of Patrick appears in the air)
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward writing a note. He puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up.]''}}
{{L|Patrick}} It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. (Squid continues walking and runs into a ghost image on a guy at the restaurant)
{{L|Squidward|Well, aren't you going to open it?}}
{{L|Tom}} April Fools, jerk. (runs again but this time his mother appears)
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't. I don't have a bottle opener.}}
{{L|Squid’s Mom}} (man voice) You stink!
{{L|Squidward|Doh! ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]'' SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can, then puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise; Patrick is flossing his teeth with the cord; Squidward growls and throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form, puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
{{L|Squidward}} Mother? (runs back to SpongeBob’s house to apologize) All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, I like you! I like living next door, I like your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... (SpongeBob opens the door slightly)
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Squidward! Is all that true?
{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[starts to walk away, when an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.
{{L|Patrick|''Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?
{{L|''[Squidward nervously continues walking and runs into a ghost image of Tom (repeating Walt's line from earlier).]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} What the...? Yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.
{{L|Tom|''April Fools... jerk.''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} I promise.
{{L|''[Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} Really? (Sponge opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside)
{{L|Mrs. Tentacles|''[male voice]'' ''You stink!''}}
{{L|All}} April Fools!
{{L|Squidward|Mother?! ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
{{L|Squidward}} (twitches eye) April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! (laughs hysterically while going back into his house)
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, Is all that true?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} What would we do without Squidward?
{{L|Squidward|Yes, yes, SpongeBob! Yes, it's all true!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?}}
{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}
{{L|Everyone|April Fools!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[eye twitches]'' April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! ''[laughs hysterically while going back into his house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What would we do without Squidward?}}
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