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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Oh, it seems as if inspiration has struck.}} | ||
{{L|Artist at sea (Doug Lawrence)|Hmm... ah! ''[kisses his pencil, then draws some more strokes. He hums something, but accidentally throws his pencil into the sea. It sinks in the water until it's out of sight]''}} | {{L|Artist at sea (Doug Lawrence)|Hmm... ah! ''[kisses his pencil, then draws some more strokes. He hums something, but accidentally throws his pencil into the sea. It sinks in the water until it's out of sight]''}} | ||
{{L|Artist| | {{L|Artist|The pencil! ''[searches for it in the sea]'' What...? No, no!}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}} | {{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}} | ||
{{L|Artist| | {{L|Artist|Nooooooooo! ''[Cut to the pencil dropping into the water. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Ready, Patrick? One...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Ready, Patrick? One...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Two...}} | {{L|Patrick|Two...}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws a mustache on Patrick's face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws a mustache on Patrick's face]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away; shrugs]'' Easy come, easy go. ''[the mustache heads for Squidward's house]'' }} | {{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away; shrugs]'' Easy come, easy go. ''[the mustache heads for Squidward's house]'' }} | ||
{{L|Squidward| ''[looking at himself in the mirror]'' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks... talent... all you need is a full head of... ''[the mustache comes in through the window and rests on his head]'' hair!}} | {{L|Squidward| ''[looking at himself in the mirror]'' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks... talent... all you need is a full head of... ''[the mustache comes in through the window and rests on his head as hair]'' hair!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}} | {{L|Patrick|My turn!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Another jellyfish!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Another jellyfish!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It's Squidward, silly!}} | {{L|Patrick|It's Squidward, silly!}} | ||
{{L|''[The badly drawn Squidward comes to life and grumbles at them.]''}} | {{L|''[The badly drawn Jellyfish Squidward comes to life and grumbles at them.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Eww. You're right, SpongeBob. ''[the badly drawn Squidward starts walking away.]'' }} | {{L|Patrick|Eww. You're right, SpongeBob. ''[the badly drawn Squidward starts walking away.]'' }} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}} | {{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}} | ||
{{L|''[DoodleBob knocks on the door.]''}} | {{L|''[DoodleBob knocks on the door.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's knocking on the door. ''[Squidward comes out.]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|He's knocking on the door. ''[Squidward comes out.]'' Squidward's answering the door and...}} | ||
{{L|''[DoodleBob picks up Squidward, holding him upside-down and repeatedly pounds his head on the ground]''}} | {{L|''[DoodleBob picks up Squidward, holding him upside-down and repeatedly pounds his head on the ground. Patrick is amused as SpongeBob is horrified]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}} | {{L|Squidward|Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's beating up Squidward! | {{L|Patrick|He's beating up Squidward! ''[he laughs'']}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob watch DoodleBob slam Squidward back and forth.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob watch DoodleBob slam Squidward back and forth.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|DoodleBoy, stop! ''[DoodleBob throws Squidward back in his house.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|DoodleBoy, stop! ''[DoodleBob throws Squidward back in his house.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.}} | {{L|Patrick|Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, let's go! ''[Patrick shudders and hides in a bush]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, let's go! ''[Patrick shudders and hides in a bush]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm not going in there... ''[SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|I'm not going in there... ''[SpongeBob joins Patrick in the bush]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. ''[They both stand up in the bush, with one of Patrick's legs and one of SpongeBob's legs visible. They proceed to the drawn pineapple]'' Almost there... ''[But DoodleBob draws a hole and they fall into it, screaming as they crash]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. ''[They both stand up in the bush, with one of Patrick's legs and one of SpongeBob's legs visible. They proceed to the drawn pineapple]'' Almost there... ''[But DoodleBob draws a hole and they fall into it, screaming as they crash]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}} | {{L|Patrick|What just happened?}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense]'' | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense]'' Neahoy, minayay? Neyoyoyminoy, ladyonmamoy!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}} | {{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. ''[a giant wrench falls | {{L|SpongeBob|No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. ''[a giant wrench drawn by DoodleBob falls on Patrick's head]''}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|Neofineyin!}} | {{L|DoodleBob|Neofineyin!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|See what I mean, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[dazed]'' Where's the leak, ma'am? ''[Both try to climb up the hole, but they watch DoodleBob as he draws a bowling ball from a rock. He rolls it at Patrick, whose head turns into a bowling pin in shock]'' Yaaaahhhh...! ''[the bowling ball hits Patrick, transforming him into several pins. A "strike" symbol appears. The ball later rolls into the hole, hitting Patrick again. Another "strike" symbol appears]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[offscreen]'' Finland!}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob| | {{L|DoodleBob|Nyaaah! Nyaayaya! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay! ''[runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' There he is.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' There he is.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! ''[SpongeBob looks down at his own clothes]''}} | {{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! ''[SpongeBob looks down at his own clothes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Ahem.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[blushes awkwardly]'' Oh! But it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh-heh.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[blushes awkwardly]'' Oh! But it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh-heh.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday!}} | {{L|Patrick|Happy birthday!}} | ||
{{L|''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob, who screams and lands with a thud in the distance.]''}} | {{L|''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob, who screams and lands with a thud in the distance.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[gives DoodleBob a rock]'' Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[gives DoodleBob a round rock with two blades of seaweed growing on it]'' Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head with a clunk]'' You're welcome.}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Dewaaagheaugaaagh! ''[runs for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}} | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Dewaaagheaugaaagh! ''[runs for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle | {{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle! I brought you into this world, and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' Bee ha | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' Bee ha bala hala ba ba!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stuttering]'' I'm sorry, what was that?}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob|''[slowing gibberish down]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba. ''[starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters, then he hits a rock]''}} | {{L|DoodleBob|''[slowing gibberish down, looking unamused]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba. ''[starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters, then he hits a rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good | {{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good! ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that! And this! And this! And that! And this! That! This! That... ''[keeps repeating until he is erased; screams in victory]'' I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy. It's just a drawing.}} | {{L|Patrick|Take it easy. It's just a drawing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[calmly]'' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[calmly]'' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, good night, sweet prince.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, good night, sweet prince.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, magic pencil. ''[falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house | {{L|SpongeBob|Good night, magic pencil. ''[falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house and heads upstairs and takes a bathroom break. Finally it sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. SpongeBob wakes up]'' Oh, hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? ''[laughs]'' ''[DoodleBob pops up at his bed; SpongeBob screams in shock]'' DoodleBob! ''[chuckles nervously]'' No hard feelings, right...? ''[DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face then jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threateningly which SpongeBob screams in terror]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?!}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob| | {{L|DoodleBob|You Doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jumps out of the way as DoodleBob erases his pillow, then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing him downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[erases his butt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, Doodle. Now it's my turn! ''[As SpongeBob and DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into two. SpongeBob has the lead and redraws himself back to normal]'' Well, Doodle, it looks like this... ''[points the pencil at him]'' is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point. No matter! I was voted most artistic in high school! ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him, he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him, he gets his left foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this]''}} | ||
{{L|DoodleBob| Huh? ''[tries to get the paper off]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[Traps DoodleBob in his notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, which smiles. The next morning, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper with DoodleBob on the wall beside several pictures with a push-pin]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' It's the evil Doodle!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' It's the evil Doodle!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature. Lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. ''[puts on glasses and takes out a pipe]'' He was just a two-dimensional creature. Lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose. ''[blows bubbles from his pipe]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|So... he's a drawing?}} | {{L|Patrick|So... he's a drawing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[looks at a framed picture of SpongeBob]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[looks at a framed picture of the real SpongeBob]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to outside. SpongeBob has just drawn a diving board. The pencil's broken halves have recently been taped together.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to outside. SpongeBob has just drawn a diving board. The pencil's broken halves have recently been taped back together.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean-dwellers. So, I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's | {{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's belly, launching the pencil out of his mouth and back up to the surface. In the real world, the artist from earlier is curled up in a fetal position]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}} | {{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}} | ||
{{L|Artist|''[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him]'' Huh | {{L|Artist|''[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him]'' Huh, what's... what's this? ''[jumps up and holds his pencil in joy]'' My pencil! ''[excitedly tries to draw, but the pencil lead breaks as soon as it touches the paper]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|''[as the artist starts to cry]'' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}} | {{L|French Narrator|''[as the artist starts to cry]'' The second-most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil ''sharpener''.}} | ||
{{L|Artist| | {{L|Artist|Nooooooooo!}} | ||
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