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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Oh, it seems as if inspiration has struck.}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Oh, it seems as if inspiration has struck.}}
{{L|Artist at sea (Doug Lawrence)|Hmm... ah! ''[kisses his pencil, then draws some more strokes. He hums something, but accidentally throws his pencil into the sea. It sinks in the water until it's out of sight]''}}
{{L|Artist at sea (Doug Lawrence)|Hmm... ah! ''[kisses his pencil, then draws some more strokes. He hums something, but accidentally throws his pencil into the sea. It sinks in the water until it's out of sight]''}}
{{L|Artist|My pencil! ''[searches for it in the sea]'' What? No, no!}}
{{L|Artist|The pencil! ''[searches for it in the sea]'' What...? No, no!}}
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}}
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}}
{{L|Artist|Nooooooooo! ''[Cut to the pencil dropping into the water. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}}
{{L|Artist|Nooooooooo! ''[Cut to the pencil dropping into the water. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}}
{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}}
{{L|''[DoodleBob knocks on the door.]''}}
{{L|''[DoodleBob knocks on the door.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's knocking on the door.  ''[Squidward comes out.]''  And Squidward's answering the door and...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's knocking on the door.  ''[Squidward comes out.]''  Squidward's answering the door and...}}
{{L|''[DoodleBob picks up Squidward, holding him upside-down and repeatedly pounds his head on the ground. Patrick is amused as SpongeBob is horrified]''}}
{{L|''[DoodleBob picks up Squidward, holding him upside-down and repeatedly pounds his head on the ground. Patrick is amused as SpongeBob is horrified]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}}
{{L|Squidward|Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}}
{{L|Patrick|He's beating up Squidward! Ha! Ha! Ha!}}
{{L|Patrick|He's beating up Squidward! ''[he laughs'']}}
{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob watch DoodleBob slam Squidward back and forth.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob watch DoodleBob slam Squidward back and forth.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|DoodleBoy, stop! ''[DoodleBob throws Squidward back in his house.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|DoodleBoy, stop! ''[DoodleBob throws Squidward back in his house.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. ''[They both stand up in the bush, with one of Patrick's legs and one of SpongeBob's legs visible. They proceed to the drawn pineapple]'' Almost there... ''[But DoodleBob draws a hole and they fall into it, screaming as they crash]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. ''[They both stand up in the bush, with one of Patrick's legs and one of SpongeBob's legs visible. They proceed to the drawn pineapple]'' Almost there... ''[But DoodleBob draws a hole and they fall into it, screaming as they crash]''}}
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}}
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense]'' Neahoy, minayay? Neyoyoyminoy, ladyonmamoy! (Translating "You want that pencil? Then you better get up here!")}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense]'' Neahoy, minayay? Neyoyoyminoy, ladyonmamoy!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}}
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}}
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[offscreen]'' Finland!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[offscreen]'' Finland!}}
{{L|DoodleBob|Nyaaah! Nyaayaya! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay! (Translating "You'll never get me now!") ''[runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]''}}
{{L|DoodleBob|Nyaaah! Nyaayaya! Mee hoy minoy! Meah froyay! ''[runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' There he is.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' There he is.}}
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! ''[SpongeBob looks down at his own clothes]''}}
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! ''[SpongeBob looks down at his own clothes]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday!}}
{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday!}}
{{L|''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob, who screams and lands with a thud in the distance.]''}}
{{L|''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob, who screams and lands with a thud in the distance.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gives DoodleBob a rock]'' Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gives DoodleBob a round rock with two blades of seaweed growing on it]'' Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head with a clunk]'' You're welcome.}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Dewaaagheaugaaagh! ''[runs for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Dewaaagheaugaaagh! ''[runs for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle! I brought you into this world, and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba! (Translating "OK, I'll be outta here!")}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' Bee ha bala hala ba ba!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stuttering]'' I'm sorry, what was that?}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[slowing gibberish down]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba. ''[starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters, then he hits a rock]''}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''[slowing gibberish down, looking unamused]'' Bee ha, bala hala ba ba. ''[starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters, then he hits a rock]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... ''[screams in victory]'' I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good! ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that! And this! And this! And that! And this! That! This! That... ''[keeps repeating until he is erased; screams in victory]'' I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!}}
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy. It's just a drawing.}}
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy. It's just a drawing.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[calmly]'' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[calmly]'' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, good night, sweet prince.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, good night, sweet prince.}}
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, magic pencil. ''[falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house and heads upstairs and takes a bathroom break. Finally it sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. SpongeBob wakes up]'' Oh, hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? ''[laughs]'' ''[DoodleBob pops up at his bed; SpongeBob screams in shock]'' DoodleBob! ''[chuckles nervously]'' No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face then jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threateningly which SpongeBob screams in terror]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, magic pencil. ''[falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house and heads upstairs and takes a bathroom break. Finally it sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. SpongeBob wakes up]'' Oh, hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? ''[laughs]'' ''[DoodleBob pops up at his bed; SpongeBob screams in shock]'' DoodleBob! ''[chuckles nervously]'' No hard feelings, right...? ''[DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face then jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threateningly which SpongeBob screams in terror]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?!}}
{{L|DoodleBob|''You'' Doodle! ''Me'' SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jumps out of the way as DoodleBob erases his pillow, then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing him downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh?! ''[erases his butt]''}}
{{L|DoodleBob|You Doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jumps out of the way as DoodleBob erases his pillow, then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing him downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[erases his butt]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, Doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[When SpongeBob and DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into two. SpongeBob has the lead and redraws himself back to normal]'' Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ("Well, Doodle, it seems to be a duel, don't you think?" in Latin Spanish) ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point. ("You managed to solve it" in Latin Spanish) No matter. I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, Doodle. Now it's my turn! ''[As SpongeBob and DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into two. SpongeBob has the lead and redraws himself back to normal]'' Well, Doodle, it looks like this... ''[points the pencil at him]'' is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point. No matter! I was voted most artistic in high school! ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ouch! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him, he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off.]'' Huh? ''[looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[Traps DoodleBob in his notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, which smiles. So the next day after the battle, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper with DoodleBob on the wall with a push-pin]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as DoodleBob approaches him, he gets his left foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this]''}}
{{L|DoodleBob| Huh? ''[tries to get the paper off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[Traps DoodleBob in his notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, which smiles. The next morning, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper with DoodleBob on the wall beside several pictures with a push-pin]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' It's the evil Doodle!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' It's the evil Doodle!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature. ''[puts his glasses and a pipe]'' Lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world. Longing for a purpose. ''[blows from a pipe]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not evil. ''[puts on glasses and takes out a pipe]'' He was just a two-dimensional creature. Lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose. ''[blows bubbles from his pipe]''}}
{{L|Patrick|So... he's a drawing?}}
{{L|Patrick|So... he's a drawing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[looks at a framed picture of SpongeBob]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[looks at a framed picture of the real SpongeBob]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}}
{{L|''[Cut to outside. SpongeBob has just drawn a diving board. The pencil's broken halves have recently been taped together.]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to outside. SpongeBob has just drawn a diving board. The pencil's broken halves have recently been taped back together.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great Magic Pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean-dwellers. So, I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's chest, and the pencil is launched back to the surface. In the real world, the artist from earlier is curled up in a fetal position]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob drops the pencil into Patrick's mouth. SpongeBob jumps from the diving board and onto Patrick's belly, launching the pencil out of his mouth and back up to the surface. In the real world, the artist from earlier is curled up in a fetal position]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}}
{{L|French Narrator|We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.}}
{{L|Artist|''[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him]'' Huh? What's this? ''[jumps up and holds his pencil in joy]'' My pencil! ''[tries to draw, but unfortunately, the pencil lead breaks]''}}
{{L|Artist|''[the pencil reaches the surface and lands on him]'' Huh, what's... what's this? ''[jumps up and holds his pencil in joy]'' My pencil! ''[excitedly tries to draw, but the pencil lead breaks as soon as it touches the paper]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|''[as the artist starts to cry]'' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}}
{{L|French Narrator|''[as the artist starts to cry]'' The second-most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil ''sharpener''.}}
{{L|Artist|Nooooooooo!}}
{{L|Artist|Nooooooooo!}}
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