All Out of Idea Bricks/transcript: Difference between revisions

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-:'''Patrick:''' ''[comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]''
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-:''[Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]''
+{{L|''[Following the theme song, Patrick shoves the show's logo out of its place.]''}}
-:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my dad!''
+{{L|Patrick|''[groans]'' Ooh. And what a show it is! ''[the title card appears with him inside the O]'' Oh. We got bits on bits! ''[head pops out of a cutout of a clown's face]'' We got more jokes than your eye sockets can handle. ''[honks a horn, then a painting of a squid attacking a pirate ship appears]'' And we've got... terror! ''[lightning strikes as he pops out of the hole, giggles]'' Just kidding.}}
-:''[Cecil fishes out Tinkle, who licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]''
+{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
-:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my mom!''
+{{L|Patrick|For our first bit, we just need an idea. And where do ideas come from? Well, idea bricks, of course. ''[pulls a rope and an idea brick comes out of a machine down a pipe and onto his head; groans as unicycles float around his head]'' An idea. ''[shakes]'' Unicycle juggling! ''[rides a unicycle while juggling the other unicycles]''}}
-:''[Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]''
+{{L|Lawnies|Ooh.}}
-:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my sister! [Squidina inks and gets surrounded by the ink cloud and runs away] She's shy.''
+{{L|Patrick|''[mutters happily as another rope appears, tosses away the other unicycles]'' Time for another idea. ''[a buzzer sounds when Patrick pulls the rope, and an idea brick lands on his head; a cuckoo clock appears with an idea bulb replacing the bird]'' Ice sculpting!}}
-:''[GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]''
+{{L|''[Snowflake transition to Patrick polishing an ice sculpture of himself with a chainsaw while riding a unicycle. The ice sculpture head breaks off lands on Patrick's head. The buzzer blazes again as Patrick pulls a rope and a brick lands on his head. A moo sound is heard.]''}}
-:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...''
+{{L|Patrick|Cow milking!}}
-:''[Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby]''
+{{L|''[Patrick puts on a Scottish outfit and plays the cow's udders like bagpipes as milk squirts into a bucket. The cow moos angrily and kicks Patrick.]''}}
-:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my show!'' [Patrick pushes the logo.] [Groans] Ooh. And what a show it is! [The tittle card shows with Patrick in the O] Oh. We got bits on bits. [Pops on a circle of a clown's face] We got more jokes than your eye sockets can handle. [Honks a horn on the other circle]. [Pops on a circle of a painting of squid attacking a pirate ship] And we've got... terror! [Lighting strikes, Patrick giggles] Just kidding. [Lawines cheer] For our first bit, we just need an idea. And where do ideas come from? Well, idea bricks, of course. [Pulls a rope and an idea brick comes out of a machine down the ramp and onto Patrick's head. While unicycles float around his head] An idea. Unicycle Juggling! [He rides a unicycle while juggling other unicycles].
+{{L|Lawnies|''[cheer as one of them comes in with a bag of popcorn and a drink]''}}
-:'''Lawnies''':Ooh.
+{{L|Squidina|Wow! Six Lawnies? We're doing numbers. ''[gives two thumbs-ups]'' Keep those ideas coming, Patrick.}}
-:[Patrick Muttering happily]
+{{L|Patrick|''[pulls the rope, only for a bell to weakly ding, then pulls it again]'' Huh? ''[the machine above coughs, pulls the rope a few more times while getting nervous]'' How about a disappearing trick? ''[hides behind a yellow cloth and sneaks off muttering nervously]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Time for another idea. [Buzzer blazes when Patrick pulls a rope and an idea brick hits it head and a cuckoo clock appears with an idea bulb replacing the bird] Ice sculpting! [Snowflake transition to Patrick tearing down an ice sculpture of himself with a chainsaw on a unicycle. The ice sculpture head lands on Patrick's head. The buzzer blazes again when Patrick pulls a rope and a brick lands on his head. A moo sound is heard.] Cow milking!
+{{L|Squidina|''[in her director's seat as Patrick approaches]'' What gives, Patrick? Where's the next segment?}}
-:[Patrick puts on a scottish outfit and plays the cow's utter like bagpipes as milk squirts into a bucket. The cow moos angrily and kicks Patrick. The lawnies cheer. Timmy comes in with a bag of popcorn and a drink.]
+{{L|Patrick|''[panting]'' We're all out of idea bricks!}}
-:'''Squidina''': Wow! Six Lawnies? We're doing numbers. Keep those ideas coming, Patrick.
+{{L|Squidina|We're... ''[yells into the megaphone]'' Whaaat? ''[tosses megaphone and grabs Patrick's forehead]'' We need that brain of yours to get an idea, pronto.}}
-:[Patrick pulls the rope. A bell dings weakly]
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabs a box]'' Maybe we got brick-shaped props that can help. ''[hits a concrete brick to his face]'' No. ''[hits a boombox to his face]'' Still nothing. ''[hits SpongeBob to his face]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Huh? [The Machine coughs. Patrick grunts.] How about a disappearing trick? [Patrick hides behind a yellow sheet and sneaks off muttering neverosly.]
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry about that.}}
-:'''Squdina''': Where's the next segment?
+{{L|Patrick|''[throws SpongeBob and groans nervously]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': We're all out of idea bricks!
+{{L|Squidina|We'll just have to make our own idea brick. But first... ''[runs to the stage]'' Patrick will be right back. ''[chuckles nervously]'' I-in the meantime, please welcome, uh... Mr. Cymbals! ''[chuckles nervously while winding up a toy, then backs away as Mr. Cymbals plays the cymbals]''}}
-:'''Squidina''': We're... [Yells into the microphone] '''Whaaaat'''? We need that brain of yours to get an idea, pronto.
+{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Maybe we got brick-shaped props that can help. [Hits a concrete brick to his face]. No. [Hits a radio to his face.] Still nothing. [Hits SpongeBob to his face]
+{{L|''[Cymbals transition to Patrick and Squidina reading books in the kitchen.]''}}
-:'''Spongebob''': Sorry about that.
+{{L|Squidina|According to this recipe book, the main ingredient in bricks is sand.}}
-:(Patrick throws Spongebob and groans nervously)
+{{L|Patrick|''[gets up, excited]'' Oh, oh, oh! I think I have at least a foot of sand in my ear. ''[his ear pours out sand that turns into a shape of a foot, which he picks up]''}}
-:'''Squidina''': We'll just have to make our won idea brick. But first... Patrick will be right back. [Chuckles nervously] I-in the meantime, please welcome, uh... Mr. Cymbals. [Chuckles neverously, Mr Cymbals plays his cymbals. The Lawnies cheer. Cymbals transition to Patrick and Squidina reading books.] According to this recipe book, The main ingredient in bricks is sand.
+{{L|Squidina|Now for the ideas part. ''[stretches her right arm up the stairs to retrieve a spell book from of the bathroom]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Oh, Oh, Oh. I think i have at least a foot of sand in my ear. (Patrick's ear drops out literally sand that turns into a shape of a foot.)
+{{L|Cecil|''[points from inside the bathroom]'' Hey, I was reading that to Tinkle.}}
-:'''Squidina''': Now for the ideas part.
+{{L|''[The book roars before Squidina cuts the book into pieces. The book whimpers, then Squidina puts the pieces into a bowl. Patrick puts the sand foot into the bowl. Squidina uses a mixer to mix the ingredients together, then uses mitts to put it in the oven. Flame transition to a snail timer dinging.]''}}
-(Squidina stretches her right arm to get the book from [[Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con]] out of the bathroom].
+{{L|Squidina|The brick is ready. ''[opens the oven; smoke transition to her dropping the grotesque brick onto a plate, which breaks]'' I think we cooked it too long. It looks bad. ''[malevolent laughter is heard as smoke leaves the brick, which she hesitantly picks up]'' We should probably throw this one--}}
-:'''Cecil''': Hey- I was reading that to Tinkle.
+{{L|Patrick|At my head. ''[puts on a target helmet and bends over]''}}
-:[The Book roars. Squidina cuts the book into pieces. The book whimpers. Squidina puts the book into the bowl. Patrick puts the sand foot into the bowl. Squidina user the mixer to mix them together. Squidina puts it in the oven. Flame transition to a snail timer dinging.]
+{{L|Squidina|Eh. ''[pulls out a cannon and puts the brick inside, then covers her eyes and activates the cannon to shoot the brick into Patrick's head]''}}
-:'''Squidina''': The brick is ready. [Smoke transition to patrick revealing an ugly brick.] I think we cooked it too long. It looks bad. [Malevolent laughter is heard] We should probably throw this one...
+{{L|Patrick|''[crashes through several walls, groans, falls over, and the wall cutouts fall onto him]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': At my head. [Puts on a target helmet]
+{{L|Squidina|Any ideas?}}
-:'''Squidina''': Eh. [She pulls out a cannon and puts the brick in. The cannon shoots the brick into Patrick's head and crashes through the walls. Patrick groans. he falls down along the star shaped pieces of the walls.] Any ideas?
+{{L|Patrick|''[emerges from the wall pieces wearing a devil costume]'' I've got an idea, all right. ''[flames rise from the wall pieces]'' A bad idea.}}
-:[Patrick comes out with a devil costume]
+{{L|Lawnies|''[still cheering for Mr. Cymbals as Patrick breaks through the wall with Squidina grabbing onto his cape]''}}
-:''':Patrick''': I've got an idea, all right. A bad idea.
+{{L|Squidina|Wait. What's your bad... ''[grunts]'' idea?}}
-:[The lawnies still cheering at Mr. Cymbals.]
+{{L|Patrick|Just watch. ''[giggles sinisterly while approaching a stranger and throws Squidina off his cape]'' Hey, Tiny, I thought you had to have muscles to wear a muscle shirt.}}
-:'''Squidina''': Wait. What's your bad... [Grunts] idea?
+{{L|Greaser fish|''[gets angry and grows, roars at Patrick, then shrinks back and approaches his grandma]'' Gamma, he hurt my feelings. ''[cries as his grandma holds him]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Just watch. [Giggly sinisterly] Hey, Tiny, I thought you had to have muscles to wear a muscle shirt.
+{{L|Mabel|Aw, Gammy will fix it hon. ''[throws away the greaser fish]''}}
-:[The greaser gets angry and then whimpers.]
+{{L|Patrick|''[chuckles maliciously]'' And as for you-- ''[Gammy hits Patrick with her purse; groans from a hole as Squidina picks him up]'' That was a bad idea.}}
-:'''Greaser fish''': Gamma, he hurt my feelings. [Cries]
+{{L|Squidina|Ah, let's go see if we can fix that brick machine. ''[drags Patrick along with her as the screen wipes back to Mr. Cymbals playing for the Lawnies]''}}
-:'''Mabel''': Aw, Gammy will fix it hon.
+{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': [Chuckle maliciously] and as for you. [Mabel hits Patrick with her purse. Patrick groans] That was a bad idea.
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabbing onto the brick machine, banging his head into it]'' We just need one more idea brick! ''[a brick comes out, gasps]'' Like that one!}}
-:'''Squidina''': Ah, let's go see if we can fix that brick machine.
+{{L|''[The brick comes to life and goes back into the machine.]''}}
-:[Mr. Cymbals still playing making the lawnies cheer].
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|Get it!}}
-:'''Patrick''': We just need one more idea brick! [A brick comes out. Patrick gasps] Like that one!
+{{L|''[Squidina bounces off of Patrick to go inside the machine, then drags Patrick inside. They go up various pipes as various wacky objects and people are seen nearby. Several windows light up as they continue along the pipes. A structure that resembles a face exhales to let them go through. Patrick and Squidina fly through three black and white pipes, and a sidewalk tile that has cat facial features spits them out. They both splat on the ground as the tile drops back down.]''}}
-[The brick comes to life and goes into the machine].
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[groan, disoriented as stars circle above their heads; looking at each other]'' Hm? Whoa. ''[they see various odd creatures as the camera pans upward]'' Hm. Woah. Wow.}}
-:'''Patrick and Squidina''': Get it! [Patrick grunts. Squidna and Patrick goes into the machine and ends up in randomland.] Woah. [They both groan] Hm. Woah. Wow.
+{{L|''[A hand extending from an upside-down house uses a plane to write the text "Welcome to RandomLand!"]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': [Reading the clouds in the sky with Squidina's voice] "Welcome to Randomland"? Ugh, this place is weird.
+{{L|Patrick|''[reading the clouds in the sky with Squidina's voice]'' "Welcome to RandomLand"? ''[looking at a one-eyed creature flying above]'' Ugh, this place is weird.}}
-:'''Squdina''': [With Patrick's voice] How do you figure.
+{{L|Squidina|''[with Patrick's voice]'' How do you figure?}}
-:[They found out their bodies are switched]
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[look down at their bodies to see their bodies are switched and warped]'' Huh? ''[they scramble to get their bodies back to normal]''}}
-:'''Patrick and Squidina''': Huh? [They get their bodies back]
+{{L|Patrick|Now let's go find that brick.}}
-:'''Patrick''': Now let's go find that brick.
+{{L|Squidina|Patrick, you can't just run around randomly in RandomLand. ''[points to a street sign with gibberish text]'' What does this sign say?}}
-:'''Squidina''': Patrick, you can't just run around randomly in Randomland. What does this sign say. [The words on the sign turned out to be bugs.] Of course. [The brick runs by]. Look, Patrick, it's the brick. After him.
+{{L|''[The words on the sign turn out to be bugs.]''}}
-:[Patrick and Squdina chase the brick around the sign then split up. The brick hides under the drawer.]
+{{L|Squidina|Of course. ''[the brick circles around Patrick and runs away]'' Look, Patrick, it's the brick. After him!}}
-:'''Patrick''';: Hey! Anyone here seen a brick?
+{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina chase the brick around the sign then split up as the brick gets away. The brick hides under the a table in an upside-town house.]''}}
-:'''Brick 1''': no, but maybe my roommate has.
+{{L|Patrick|Hey! Anyone here see a brick?}}
-:'''Brick 2''': Are you looking for a brick.
+{{L|Brick 1|''[a sentient brick]'' No, but maybe my roommate has.}}
-:'''Patrick''': Ah, yeah.
+{{L|Brick 2|''[mixing batter in a bowl]'' Are you looking for a brick?}}
-:'''Brick 2''': I heard about bricks once.
+{{L|Brick 3|''[a brick with legs]'' Ah, yeah. I heard about bricks once.}}
-:'''Brick 3''': Uh, are you guys talking bout bricks in here?
+{{L|Chimney|Uh, are you guys talking about bricks in here?}}
-:'''Bricks''': Brick, brick, brick... [continues saying it]
+{{L|Bricks|Brick, brick, brick... ''[continue saying "brick"]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': There's something weird going on here. But I can't figure out what.
+{{L|Patrick|There's something weird going on here. ''[several more brick creatures are now talking]'' But I can't figure out what.}}
-:(Squidina comes into a house and pulls it's nose.)
+{{L|Squidina|''[runs up to a head-like dome and pulls its nose]'' Hello? Have you seen a walking brick around here?}}
-:'''Squidina''': Hello. Have you seen a walking brick around here?
+{{L|House|Ooh! Is it rectangular?}}
-:'''House''': Ooh! Is it rectangular?
+{{L|Squidina|Yes.}}
-:'''Squidina: Yes.
+{{L|House|Red?}}
-:'''House''': Red?
+{{L|Squidina|Yes.}}
-:'''Squidina''': Yes.
+{{L|House|And full of ideas?}}
-:'''House''': And full of ideas?
+{{L|Squidina|Yes! Have you seen it?}}
-:'''Squidina''': Yes! Have you seen it?.
+{{L|House|No. ''[laughs and blasts off]''}}
-:'''House''':no.
+{{L|Squidina|''[the pathway kicks her away, making her scream.}}
-[The house laughs and blasts off. the pathway kicks Squidina making her scream. Later Squidina sits down as Patrick plays with a bug].
+{{L|''[The scene changes to Patrick playing with a worm while Squidina sits down. Several more worms appear.]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': This place is so much fun.
+{{L|Patrick|This place is so much fun.}}
-:'''Squidina''': Yeah, but we still haven't found that idea brick. We need some new ideas, like--
+{{L|Squidina|Yeah, but we still haven't found that idea brick. We need some new ideas, like--}}
-[A loud clank was heard]
+{{L|''[A loud clank is heard.]''}}
-:'''Chimney top 1''': Edible shoes!
+{{L|Chimney top 1|Edible shoes!}}
-:[The brick hits the other chimney top]
+{{L|Chimney top 2|''[the brick hits the other chimney top]'' With a side of inedible socks!}}
-:'''Chimney top 2''': with a side of inedible socks!
+{{L|Bird|''[gets hit by the brick]'' Musical paint!}}
-:[The brick hits a bird]
+{{L|''[The brick lands on Patrick's hard hat and keeps trying to hit it.]''}}
-:'''Bird''': Musical paint!
+{{L|Patrick|Found you!}}
-[The brick lands on Patrick's hard hat]
+{{L|Squidina|''[tries catching the brick with a jellyfish net, but it gets away]''}}
-:'''Patrick'''Found You! [Squidina catches the brick with a jellyfish net but gets away.] Nothing but net. [Laughs. The brick go into the library.] The "li-bary". [A horn sushes]. Sorry. (quiet voice) The "li-bary". (Patrick and Squidina tip toe inside. Bird books fly away.) Here, brick, bricky, brick.
+{{L|Patrick|Nothing but net. ''[laughs]''}}
-:(Patrick and Squidina gasps. A bird was seen with bricks gathering around it)
+{{L|''[The brick runs into a library, and Patrick and Squidina stop before it.]''}}
-'''Patrick and Squidina''': Idea bricks have mothers?
+{{L|Patrick|The "li-bary"! ''[a horn shushes him]'' Oh, sorry. ''[quieter]'' The "li-bary."}}
-'''Patrick''': What's she doing?
+{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina tiptoe inside and open the doors, making some bird-like books fly away. They walk inside]''}}
-:[The bird sees a creature reading a book and eats the book)]
+{{L|Patrick|Here, bricky, bricky, brick.}}
-'''Squidina''': She's consuming knowledge.
+{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[gasp as they see a bird on top of a building, where bricks gather around it]'' Idea bricks have mothers?}}
-:[A whistle blows and bricks come out of the bird's back.]
+{{L|Bird|''[her head reaches out to eat some flying books]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': And laying idea bricks! So that's where idea bricks come from.
+{{L|Patrick|What's she doing?}}
-:'''Squidina''': If we nab that bird, we'll never run out of idea bricks again. Come on! [Patrick and Squidina mutter excittedly as the get to the bird. They stop for a second to see the bird chasing another creature. They slide on the slide backwards and jump on the books. The bird squawks] Oaky, we got to get this bird home. Lucky, i came up with a great idea. we glue a bunch of books together as bait for the bird and then we... [The bird eats the books] That's okay 'cause I got a real sneaky plan. [The bird eats Squdina's thoughts. She screams.] She can eat through thoughts too? How do you kidnap a giant bird if you can't even think about?
+{{L|''[The bird sees someone reading a book and grabs the book, bringing the person with her. She eats the book and the lightbulb on her head lights up.]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Don't worry, Squidina, I've got an idea!
+{{L|Squidina|She's consuming knowledge.}}
-:'''Squidina''': Uh I don't know, Pat...
+{{L|''[A whistle blows and bricks come out of the bird's back to slide down a pipe.]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Okay, here it goes. uh... [He thinks of squabbles. The bird eats his thoughts but coughs them out. Patrick thinks agains, the bird eats the squabbles in his thoughts and coughs them out again.] Almost there. [He thinks about a gas meter. The bird eats his thoughts and fuses. The bird drops.] Huh?
+{{L|Patrick|And laying idea bricks! So that's where idea bricks come from.}}
-:'''Squidina''': Your lock of coherent ideas starved the bird of nutrients. Good job, Patrick.
+{{L|Squidina|If we nab that bird, we'll never run out of idea bricks again. Come on! ''[she and Patrick tiptoe excitedly]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Ha, thanks. I couldn't have done it without me. [Patrick and Squidina get on the bird] Now let's fly home. [Squidina pulls Patrick's back like a putter and Patrick flaps his arms as they fly back home. Back at home, the lawnies watched in aw as Mr. Cymbals does a shakespherian poet]
+{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina stop for a second to see the bird chasing someone else. They slide on the slide backwards and jump on two floating books to get to a building.]''}}
-:'''Mr. Cymbals''': Alas, poor Yorick. I know him, Horatio.
+{{L|Bird|''[squawks]''}}
-:[The bird, Patrick and Squdina crash lands through the top of the tv.]
+{{L|Squidina|Okay, we got to get this bird home. Lucky, I came up with a great idea. ''[holds up a book]'' We glue a bunch of books together as bait for the bird, and then we... ''[the bird eats the books]'' That's okay, 'cause I got a real sneaky plan where we can-- ''[the bird eats Squidina's thoughts; screams]'' She can eat through thoughts too? How do you kidnap a giant bird if you can't even think about it?}}
-'''Squidina''': Now back to the show!
+{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, Squidina, I've got an idea!}}
-[Patrick screams as he falls off the bird and lands on Mr. Cymbals.]
+{{L|Squidina|Uh, I don't know, Pat--}}
-'''Patrick''': And we're back! [throws away the skull. The lawnies groan] We got new and improved ideas. Ready? Three, two...
+{{L|Patrick|Okay, here it goes. Uh... ''[he thinks of a scribble, which the bird eats, then coughs]'' Uh... ''[thinks of TV static, and the bird eats it only to cough again]'' Almost there. ''[groans as he thinks of a gas meter, which the bird eats and malfunctions, falling onto the building Patrick is standing on]'' Huh?}}
-:[Pulls down the rope, the idea machine tumbles down. The bird eats a book. It squawks and flies away]
+{{L|Squidina|Your lack of coherent ideas starved the bird of nutrients. ''[gives a thumbs-up]'' Good job, Patrick.}}
-:'''Timmy''': [A brick lands on his head] Friends...
+{{L|Patrick|Ha, thanks. I couldn't have done it without me. ''[he and Squidina get on the bird]'' Now let's fly home. ''[Squidina pulls his back like a putter to make him as they fly back home, disappearing with a glimmer]''}}
-:'''Ryan''': [A brick lands on his head] Romans...
+{{L|''[Back at home, the Lawnies watch in awe as Mr. Cymbals imitates a Shakespearean poet.]''}}
-:'''Incindetal 163''': [A brick lands on his head] Countrymen...
+{{L|Mr. Cymbals|Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio.}}
-:'''Incidental 166''': [A brick lands on his head] Lend me your ears.
+{{L|''[The bird, Patrick, and Squidina crash land through the top of the TV.]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Hey, Idea Bird, those are my ideas!
+{{L|Squidina|Now, back to the show!}}
-:(Patrick chases the bird like a dog)
+{{L|''[Patrick screams as he falls off the bird and lands on Mr. Cymbals.]''}}
-:'''Incindental 82''': [A brick lands on his head] Mobile toilets.
+{{L|Patrick|And we're back! ''[throws away the skull]''}}
-:'''Norton''': [A brick lands on his head] Quantum clowning.
+{{L|Lawnies|''[groan]''}}
-:'''Patrick''': Come back with my ideas!
+{{L|Patrick|''[pushing away Mr. Cymbals with his foot]'' We got new and improved ideas. Ready? Three, two... ''[pulls the rope, making the bird fall onto the stage; defends himself with the Shakespeare book, which the bird eats]''}}
-:'''Grandpat''': I got an idea. The end.
+{{L|Bird|''[squawks and flies away]''}}
+{{L|Lawnies|Whoa!}}
+{{L|Timmy|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Friends...}}
+{{L|Ryan|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Romans...}}
+{{L|Incindetal 163|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Countrymen...}}
+{{L|Incidental 166|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Lend me your ears.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hey, Idea Bird, those are my ideas! ''[runs over the Lawnies like bowling pins as he chases the bird like a dog]''}}
+{{L|Old lady on a bench|''[a brick lands on her head]'' Mobile toilets.}}
+{{L|Norton|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Quantum clowning. ''[tips over]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[chasing the bird]'' Come back with my ideas!}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[with a brick on his head]'' I got an idea. The end.}}
+{{L|''[The camera irises out on the brick, which falls down and crashes.]''}}
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