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|title = All Out of Idea Bricks
{{L|''[Following the theme song, Patrick shoves the show's logo out of its place.]''}}
|seasonnumber = 3
{{L|Patrick|''[groans]'' Ooh. And what a show it is! ''[the title card appears with him inside the O]'' Oh. We got bits on bits! ''[head pops out of a cutout of a clown's face]'' We got more jokes than your eye sockets can handle. ''[honks a horn, then a painting of a squid attacking a pirate ship appears]'' And we've got... terror! ''[lightning strikes as he pops out of the hole, giggles]'' Just kidding.}}
|airdate = {{Flag|USA}} {{Time|December 16}}, {{Time|2024}}
{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
}}
{{L|Patrick|For our first bit, we just need an idea. And where do ideas come from? Well, idea bricks, of course. ''[pulls a rope and an idea brick comes out of a machine down a pipe and onto his head; groans as unicycles float around his head]'' An idea. ''[shakes]'' Unicycle juggling! ''[rides a unicycle while juggling the other unicycles]''}}
:'''Patrick:''' ''[comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]''
{{L|Lawnies|Ooh.}}
:''[Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]''
{{L|Patrick|''[mutters happily as another rope appears, tosses away the other unicycles]'' Time for another idea. ''[a buzzer sounds when Patrick pulls the rope, and an idea brick lands on his head; a cuckoo clock appears with an idea bulb replacing the bird]'' Ice sculpting!}}
:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my dad!''
{{L|''[Snowflake transition to Patrick polishing an ice sculpture of himself with a chainsaw while riding a unicycle. The ice sculpture head breaks off lands on Patrick's head. The buzzer blazes again as Patrick pulls a rope and a brick lands on his head. A moo sound is heard.]''}}
:''[Cecil fishes out Tinkle, who licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]''
{{L|Patrick|Cow milking!}}
:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my mom!''
{{L|''[Patrick puts on a Scottish outfit and plays the cow's udders like bagpipes as milk squirts into a bucket. The cow moos angrily and kicks Patrick.]''}}
:''[Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]''
{{L|Lawnies|''[cheer as one of them comes in with a bag of popcorn and a drink]''}}
:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my sister! [Squidina inks and gets surrounded by the ink cloud and runs away] She's shy.''
{{L|Squidina|Wow! Six Lawnies? We're doing numbers. ''[gives two thumbs-ups]'' Keep those ideas coming, Patrick.}}
:''[GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]''
{{L|Patrick|''[pulls the rope, only for a bell to weakly ding, then pulls it again]'' Huh? ''[the machine above coughs, pulls the rope a few more times while getting nervous]'' How about a disappearing trick? ''[hides behind a yellow cloth and sneaks off muttering nervously]''}}
:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...''
{{L|Squidina|''[in her director's seat as Patrick approaches]'' What gives, Patrick? Where's the next segment?}}
:''[Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby]''
{{L|Patrick|''[panting]'' We're all out of idea bricks!}}
:'''Patrick:''' ''This is my show!'' [Patrick pushes the logo.] [Groans] Ooh. And what a show it is! [The tittle card shows with Patrick in the O] Oh. We got bits on bits. [Pops on a circle of a clown's face] We got more jokes than your eye sockets can handle. [Honks a horn on the other circle]. [Pops on a circle of a painting of squid attacking a pirate ship] And we've got... terror! [Lighting strikes, Patrick giggles] Just kidding. [Lawines cheer] For our first bit, we just need an idea. And where do ideas come from? Well, idea bricks, of course. [Pulls a rope and an idea brick comes out of a machine down the ramp and onto Patrick's head. While unicycles float around his head] An idea. Unicycle Juggling! [He rides a unicycle while juggling other unicycles].
{{L|Squidina|We're... ''[yells into the megaphone]'' Whaaat? ''[tosses megaphone and grabs Patrick's forehead]'' We need that brain of yours to get an idea, pronto.}}
:'''Lawnies''':Ooh.
{{L|Patrick|''[grabs a box]'' Maybe we got brick-shaped props that can help. ''[hits a concrete brick to his face]'' No. ''[hits a boombox to his face]'' Still nothing. ''[hits SpongeBob to his face]''}}
:[Patrick Muttering happily]
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry about that.}}
:'''Patrick''': Time for another idea. [Buzzer blazes when Patrick pulls a rope and an idea brick hits it head and a cuckoo clock appears with an idea bulb replacing the bird] Ice sculpting! [Snowflake transition to Patrick tearing down an ice sculpture of himself with a chainsaw on a unicycle. The ice sculpture head lands on Patrick's head. The buzzer blazes again when Patrick pulls a rope and a brick lands on his head. A moo sound is heard.] Cow milking!
{{L|Patrick|''[throws SpongeBob and groans nervously]''}}
:[Patrick puts on a scottish outfit and plays the cow's utter like bagpipes as milk squirts into a bucket. The cow moos angrily and kicks Patrick. The lawnies cheer. Timmy comes in with a bag of popcorn and a drink.]
{{L|Squidina|We'll just have to make our own idea brick. But first... ''[runs to the stage]'' Patrick will be right back. ''[chuckles nervously]'' I-in the meantime, please welcome, uh... Mr. Cymbals! ''[chuckles nervously while winding up a toy, then backs away as Mr. Cymbals plays the cymbals]''}}
:'''Squidina''': Wow! Six Lawnies? We're doing numbers. Keep those ideas coming, Patrick.
{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
:[Patrick pulls the rope. A bell dings weakly]
{{L|''[Cymbals transition to Patrick and Squidina reading books in the kitchen.]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Huh? [The Machine coughs. Patrick grunts.] How about a disappearing trick? [Patrick hides behind a yellow sheet and sneaks off muttering neverosly.]
{{L|Squidina|According to this recipe book, the main ingredient in bricks is sand.}}
:'''Squdina''': Where's the next segment?
{{L|Patrick|''[gets up, excited]'' Oh, oh, oh! I think I have at least a foot of sand in my ear. ''[his ear pours out sand that turns into a shape of a foot, which he picks up]''}}
:'''Patrick''': We're all out of idea bricks!
{{L|Squidina|Now for the ideas part. ''[stretches her right arm up the stairs to retrieve a spell book from of the bathroom]''}}
:'''Squidina''': We're... [Yells into the microphone] '''Whaaaat'''? We need that brain of yours to get an idea, pronto.
{{L|Cecil|''[points from inside the bathroom]'' Hey, I was reading that to Tinkle.}}
:'''Patrick''': Maybe we got brick-shaped props that can help. [Hits a concrete brick to his face]. No. [Hits a radio to his face.] Still nothing. [Hits SpongeBob to his face]
{{L|''[The book roars before Squidina cuts the book into pieces. The book whimpers, then Squidina puts the pieces into a bowl. Patrick puts the sand foot into the bowl. Squidina uses a mixer to mix the ingredients together, then uses mitts to put it in the oven. Flame transition to a snail timer dinging.]''}}
:'''Spongebob''': Sorry about that.
{{L|Squidina|The brick is ready. ''[opens the oven; smoke transition to her dropping the grotesque brick onto a plate, which breaks]'' I think we cooked it too long. It looks bad. ''[malevolent laughter is heard as smoke leaves the brick, which she hesitantly picks up]'' We should probably throw this one--}}
:(Patrick throws Spongebob and groans nervously)
{{L|Patrick|At my head. ''[puts on a target helmet and bends over]''}}
:'''Squidina''': We'll just have to make our won idea brick. But first... Patrick will be right back. [Chuckles nervously] I-in the meantime, please welcome, uh... Mr. Cymbals. [Chuckles neverously, Mr Cymbals plays his cymbals. The Lawnies cheer. Cymbals transition to Patrick and Squidina reading books.] According to this recipe book, The main ingredient in bricks is sand.
{{L|Squidina|Eh. ''[pulls out a cannon and puts the brick inside, then covers her eyes and activates the cannon to shoot the brick into Patrick's head]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Oh, Oh, Oh. I think i have at least a foot of sand in my ear. (Patrick's ear drops out literally sand that turns into a shape of a foot.)
{{L|Patrick|''[crashes through several walls, groans, falls over, and the wall cutouts fall onto him]''}}
:'''Squidina''': Now for the ideas part.
{{L|Squidina|Any ideas?}}
:(Squidina stretches her right arm to get the book from [[Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con]] out of the bathroom].
{{L|Patrick|''[emerges from the wall pieces wearing a devil costume]'' I've got an idea, all right. ''[flames rise from the wall pieces]'' A bad idea.}}
:'''Cecil''': Hey- I was reading that to Tinkle.
{{L|Lawnies|''[still cheering for Mr. Cymbals as Patrick breaks through the wall with Squidina grabbing onto his cape]''}}
:[The Book roars. Squidina cuts the book into pieces. The book whimpers. Squidina puts the book into the bowl. Patrick puts the sand foot into the bowl. Squidina user the mixer to mix them together. Squidina puts it in the oven. Flame transition to a snail timer dinging.]
{{L|Squidina|Wait. What's your bad... ''[grunts]'' idea?}}
:'''Squidina''': The brick is ready. [Smoke transition to patrick revealing an ugly brick.] I think we cooked it too long. It looks bad. [Malevolent laughter is heard] We should probably throw this one...
{{L|Patrick|Just watch. ''[giggles sinisterly while approaching a stranger and throws Squidina off his cape]'' Hey, Tiny, I thought you had to have muscles to wear a muscle shirt.}}
:'''Patrick''': At my head. [Puts on a target helmet]  
{{L|Greaser fish|''[gets angry and grows, roars at Patrick, then shrinks back and approaches his grandma]'' Gamma, he hurt my feelings. ''[cries as his grandma holds him]''}}
:'''Squidina''': Eh. [She pulls out a cannon and puts the brick in. The cannon shoots the brick into Patrick's head and crashes through the walls. Patrick groans. he falls down along the star shaped pieces of the walls.] Any ideas?
{{L|Mabel|Aw, Gammy will fix it hon. ''[throws away the greaser fish]''}}
:[Patrick comes out with a devil costume]
{{L|Patrick|''[chuckles maliciously]'' And as for you-- ''[Gammy hits Patrick with her purse; groans from a hole as Squidina picks him up]'' That was a bad idea.}}
:''':Patrick''': I've got an idea, all right. A bad idea.
{{L|Squidina|Ah, let's go see if we can fix that brick machine. ''[drags Patrick along with her as the screen wipes back to Mr. Cymbals playing for the Lawnies]''}}
:[The lawnies still cheering at Mr. Cymbals.]
{{L|Lawnies|''[cheering]''}}
:'''Squidina''': Wait. What's your bad... [Grunts] idea?
{{L|Patrick|''[grabbing onto the brick machine, banging his head into it]'' We just need one more idea brick! ''[a brick comes out, gasps]'' Like that one!}}
:'''Patrick''': Just watch. [Giggly sinisterly] Hey, Tiny, I thought you had to have muscles to wear a muscle shirt.
{{L|''[The brick comes to life and goes back into the machine.]''}}
:[The greaser gets angry and then whimpers.]
{{L|Patrick and Squidina|Get it!}}
:'''Greaser fish''': Gamma, he hurt my feelings. [Cries]
{{L|''[Squidina bounces off of Patrick to go inside the machine, then drags Patrick inside. They go up various pipes as various wacky objects and people are seen nearby. Several windows light up as they continue along the pipes. A structure that resembles a face exhales to let them go through. Patrick and Squidina fly through three black and white pipes, and a sidewalk tile that has cat facial features spits them out. They both splat on the ground as the tile drops back down.]''}}
:'''Mabel''': Aw, Gammy will fix it hon.
{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[groan, disoriented as stars circle above their heads; looking at each other]'' Hm? Whoa. ''[they see various odd creatures as the camera pans upward]'' Hm. Woah. Wow.}}
:'''Patrick''': [Chuckle maliciously] and as for you. [Mabel hits Patrick with her purse. Patrick groans] That was a bad idea.
{{L|''[A hand extending from an upside-down house uses a plane to write the text "Welcome to RandomLand!"]''}}
:'''Squidina''': Ah, let's go see if we can fix that brick machine.
{{L|Patrick|''[reading the clouds in the sky with Squidina's voice]'' "Welcome to RandomLand"? ''[looking at a one-eyed creature flying above]'' Ugh, this place is weird.}}
:[Mr. Cymbals still playing making the lawnies cheer].
{{L|Squidina|''[with Patrick's voice]'' How do you figure?}}
:'''Patrick''': We just need one more idea brick! [A brick comes out. Patrick gasps] Like that one! [The brick comes to life and goes into the machine].
{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[look down at their bodies to see their bodies are switched and warped]'' Huh? ''[they scramble to get their bodies back to normal]''}}
:'''Patrick and Squidina''': Get it! [Patrick grunts. Squidna and Patrick goes into the machine and ends up in randomland.] Woah. [They both groan] Hm. Woah. Wow.
{{L|Patrick|Now let's go find that brick.}}
:'''Patrick''': [Reading the clouds in the sky with Squidina's voice] "Welcome to Randomland"? Ugh, this place is weird.
{{L|Squidina|Patrick, you can't just run around randomly in RandomLand. ''[points to a street sign with gibberish text]'' What does this sign say?}}
:'''Squdina''': [With Patrick's voice] How do you figure.
{{L|''[The words on the sign turn out to be bugs.]''}}
:[They found out their bodies are switched]
{{L|Squidina|Of course. ''[the brick circles around Patrick and runs away]'' Look, Patrick, it's the brick. After him!}}
:'''Patrick and Squidina''': Huh? [They get their bodies back]
{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina chase the brick around the sign then split up as the brick gets away. The brick hides under the a table in an upside-town house.]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Now let's go find that brick.
{{L|Patrick|Hey! Anyone here see a brick?}}
:'''Squidina''': Patrick, you can't just run around randomly in Randomland. What does this sign say. [The words on the sign turned out to be bugs.] Of course. [The brick runs by]. Look, Patrick, it's the brick. After him.
{{L|Brick 1|''[a sentient brick]'' No, but maybe my roommate has.}}
:[Patrick and Squdina chase the brick around the sign then split up. The brick hides under the drawer.]
{{L|Brick 2|''[mixing batter in a bowl]'' Are you looking for a brick?}}
:'''Patrick''';: Hey! Anyone here seen a brick?
{{L|Brick 3|''[a brick with legs]'' Ah, yeah. I heard about bricks once.}}
:'''Brick 1''': no, but maybe my roommate has.
{{L|Chimney|Uh, are you guys talking about bricks in here?}}
:'''Brick 2''': Are you looking for a brick.
{{L|Bricks|Brick, brick, brick... ''[continue saying "brick"]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Ah, yeah.
{{L|Patrick|There's something weird going on here. ''[several more brick creatures are now talking]'' But I can't figure out what.}}
:'''Brick 2''': I heard about bricks once.
{{L|Squidina|''[runs up to a head-like dome and pulls its nose]'' Hello? Have you seen a walking brick around here?}}
:'''Brick 3''': Uh, are you guys talking bout bricks in here?
{{L|House|Ooh! Is it rectangular?}}
:'''Bricks''': Brick, brick, brick... [continues saying it]
{{L|Squidina|Yes.}}
:'''Patrick''': There's something weird going on here. But I can't figure out what.
{{L|House|Red?}}
:(Squidina comes into a house and pulls it's nose.)
{{L|Squidina|Yes.}}
:'''Squidina''': Hello. Have you seen a walking brick around here?
{{L|House|And full of ideas?}}
:'''House''': Ooh! Is it rectangular?
{{L|Squidina|Yes! Have you seen it?}}
:'''Squidina: Yes.
{{L|House|No. ''[laughs and blasts off]''}}
:'''House''': Red?
{{L|Squidina|''[the pathway kicks her away, making her scream.}}
:'''Squidina''': Yes.
{{L|''[The scene changes to Patrick playing with a worm while Squidina sits down. Several more worms appear.]''}}
:'''House''': And full of ideas?
{{L|Patrick|This place is so much fun.}}
:'''Squidina''': Yes! Have you seen it?.
{{L|Squidina|Yeah, but we still haven't found that idea brick. We need some new ideas, like--}}
:'''House''':no.
{{L|''[A loud clank is heard.]''}}
:[The house laughs and blasts off. the pathway kicks Squidina making her scream. Later Squidina sits down as Patrick plays with a bug].
{{L|Chimney top 1|Edible shoes!}}
:'''Patrick''': This place is so much fun.
{{L|Chimney top 2|''[the brick hits the other chimney top]'' With a side of inedible socks!}}
:'''Squidina''': Yeah, but we still haven't found that idea brick. We need some new ideas, like--
{{L|Bird|''[gets hit by the brick]'' Musical paint!}}
:[A loud clank was heard]
{{L|''[The brick lands on Patrick's hard hat and keeps trying to hit it.]''}}
:'''Chimney top 1''': Edible shoes!
{{L|Patrick|Found you!}}
:[The brick hits the other chimney top]
{{L|Squidina|''[tries catching the brick with a jellyfish net, but it gets away]''}}
:'''Chimney top 2''': with a side of inedible socks!
{{L|Patrick|Nothing but net. ''[laughs]''}}
:[The brick hits a bird]
{{L|''[The brick runs into a library, and Patrick and Squidina stop before it.]''}}
:'''Bird''': Musical paint!
{{L|Patrick|The "li-bary"! ''[a horn shushes him]'' Oh, sorry. ''[quieter]'' The "li-bary."}}
:[The brick lands on Patrick's hard hat]
{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina tiptoe inside and open the doors, making some bird-like books fly away. They walk inside]''}}
:'''Patrick'''Found You! [Squidina catches the brick with a jellyfish net but gets away.] Nothing but net. [Laughs. The brick go into the library.] The "li-bary". [A horn sushes]. Sorry. (quiet voice) The "li-bary". (Patrick and Squidina tip toe inside. Bird books fly away.) Here, brick, bricky, brick.
{{L|Patrick|Here, bricky, bricky, brick.}}
:(Patrick and Squidina gasps. A bird was seen with bricks gathering around it)
{{L|Patrick and Squidina|''[gasp as they see a bird on top of a building, where bricks gather around it]'' Idea bricks have mothers?}}
:'''Patrick and Squidina''': Idea bricks have mothers?
{{L|Bird|''[her head reaches out to eat some flying books]''}}
:'''Patrick''': What's she doing?
{{L|Patrick|What's she doing?}}
:[The bird sees a creature reading a book and eats the book)]
{{L|''[The bird sees someone reading a book and grabs the book, bringing the person with her. She eats the book and the lightbulb on her head lights up.]''}}
:'''Squidina''': She's consuming knowledge.
{{L|Squidina|She's consuming knowledge.}}
:[A whistle blows and bricks come out of the bird's back.]
{{L|''[A whistle blows and bricks come out of the bird's back to slide down a pipe.]''}}
:'''Patrick''': And laying idea bricks! So that's where idea bricks come from.
{{L|Patrick|And laying idea bricks! So that's where idea bricks come from.}}
:'''Squidina''': If we nab that bird, we'll never run out of idea bricks again. Come on! [Patrick and Squidina mutter excittedly as the get to the bird. They stop for a second to see the bird chasing another creature. They slide on the slide backwards and jump on the books. The bird squawks] Oaky, we got to get this bird home. Lucky, i came up with a great idea. we glue a bunch of books together as bait for the bird and then we... [The bird eats the books] That's okay 'cause I got a real sneaky plan. [The bird eats Squdina's thoughts. She screams.] She can eat through thoughts too? How do you kidnap a giant bird if you can't even think about?
{{L|Squidina|If we nab that bird, we'll never run out of idea bricks again. Come on! ''[she and Patrick tiptoe excitedly]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Don't worry, Squidina, I've got an idea!
{{L|''[Patrick and Squidina stop for a second to see the bird chasing someone else. They slide on the slide backwards and jump on two floating books to get to a building.]''}}
:'''Squidina''': Uh I don't know, Pat...
{{L|Bird|''[squawks]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Okay, here it goes. uh... [He thinks of squabbles. The bird eats his thoughts but coughs them out. Patrick thinks agains, the bird eats the squabbles in his thoughts and coughs them out again.] Almost there. [He thinks about a gas meter. The bird eats his thoughts and fuses. The bird drops.] Huh?
{{L|Squidina|Okay, we got to get this bird home. Lucky, I came up with a great idea. ''[holds up a book]'' We glue a bunch of books together as bait for the bird, and then we... ''[the bird eats the books]'' That's okay, 'cause I got a real sneaky plan where we can-- ''[the bird eats Squidina's thoughts; screams]'' She can eat through thoughts too? How do you kidnap a giant bird if you can't even think about it?}}
:'''Squidina''': Your lock of coherent ideas starved the bird of nutrients. Good job, Patrick.
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, Squidina, I've got an idea!}}
:'''Patrick''': Ha, thanks. I couldn't have done it without me. [Patrick and Squidina get on the bird] Now let's fly home. [Squidina pulls Patrick's back like a putter and Patrick flaps his arms as they fly back home. Back at home, the lawnies watched in aw as Mr. Cymbals does a shakespherian poet]
{{L|Squidina|Uh, I don't know, Pat--}}
:'''Mr. Cymbals''': Alas, poor Yorick. I know him, Horatio.
{{L|Patrick|Okay, here it goes. Uh... ''[he thinks of a scribble, which the bird eats, then coughs]'' Uh... ''[thinks of TV static, and the bird eats it only to cough again]'' Almost there. ''[groans as he thinks of a gas meter, which the bird eats and malfunctions, falling onto the building Patrick is standing on]'' Huh?}}
:[The bird, Patrick and Squdina crash lands through the top of the tv.]
{{L|Squidina|Your lack of coherent ideas starved the bird of nutrients. ''[gives a thumbs-up]'' Good job, Patrick.}}
:'''Squidina''': Now back to the show!
{{L|Patrick|Ha, thanks. I couldn't have done it without me. ''[he and Squidina get on the bird]'' Now let's fly home. ''[Squidina pulls his back like a putter to make him as they fly back home, disappearing with a glimmer]''}}
:[Patrick screams as he falls off the bird and lands on Mr. Cymbals.]
{{L|''[Back at home, the Lawnies watch in awe as Mr. Cymbals imitates a Shakespearean poet.]''}}
:'''Patrick''': And we're back! [throws away the skull. The lawnies groan] We got new and improved ideas. Ready? Three, two...  
{{L|Mr. Cymbals|Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio.}}
:[Pulls down the rope, the idea machine tumbles down. The bird eats a book. It squawks and flies away]
{{L|''[The bird, Patrick, and Squidina crash land through the top of the TV.]''}}
:'''Timmy''': [A brick lands on his head] Friends...
{{L|Squidina|Now, back to the show!}}
:'''Ryan''': [A brick lands on his head] Romans...
{{L|''[Patrick screams as he falls off the bird and lands on Mr. Cymbals.]''}}
:'''Incindetal 163''': [A brick lands on his head] Countrymen...
{{L|Patrick|And we're back! ''[throws away the skull]''}}
:'''Incidental 166''': [A brick lands on his head] Lend me your ears.
{{L|Lawnies|''[groan]''}}
:'''Patrick''': Hey, Idea Bird, those are my ideas!
{{L|Patrick|''[pushing away Mr. Cymbals with his foot]'' We got new and improved ideas. Ready? Three, two... ''[pulls the rope, making the bird fall onto the stage; defends himself with the Shakespeare book, which the bird eats]''}}
:(Patrick chases the bird like a dog)
{{L|Bird|''[squawks and flies away]''}}
:'''Incindental 82''': [A brick lands on his head] Mobile toilets.
{{L|Lawnies|Whoa!}}
:'''Norton''': [A brick lands on his head] Quantum clowning.
{{L|Timmy|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Friends...}}
:'''Patrick''': Come back with my ideas!
{{L|Ryan|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Romans...}}
:'''Grandpat''': I got an idea. The end.
{{L|Incindetal 163|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Countrymen...}}
{{L|Incidental 166|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Lend me your ears.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, Idea Bird, those are my ideas! ''[runs over the Lawnies like bowling pins as he chases the bird like a dog]''}}
{{L|Old lady on a bench|''[a brick lands on her head]'' Mobile toilets.}}
{{L|Norton|''[a brick lands on his head]'' Quantum clowning. ''[tips over]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[chasing the bird]'' Come back with my ideas!}}
{{L|GrandPat|''[with a brick on his head]'' I got an idea. The end.}}
{{L|''[The camera irises out on the brick, which falls down and crashes.]''}}
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