Battle for Bikini Bottom (PC)/transcript

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This article is the transcript for the PC video game, Battle for Bikini Bottom, which was released on October 29, 2003.

Plankton: [laughs evilly] At long, long, last, it's time to begin the battle for Bikini Bottom! Ooh, I can't wait. Now, to activate my army of blindly, loyal, robot minions. Hear me, my robots! This is your boss, your ruler, your master. [cackles] Today, we... [clears throat] I mean, today, I will conquer Bikini Bottom, and you will all follow my orders! [cackles]

Robot: You stink! [throws paper ball at Plankton]

Plankton: Oof! You... [dolphin chirp] robots! What went wrong? My plan was foolproof! I went to college!

Robot: [begins to leave with the other robots] Get lost, pipsqueak! It's the end!

Plankton: What's this? The "obey Plankton" switch on my robot generator was set to off? No!!!

[We go to SpongeBob playing with robot toys at his house with Patrick.]

SpongeBob: Robot tea parties are the best, huh, Patrick? Oh, I was robots were people too. Wouldn't that be great? Let's gather up all of the robots and make a wish on the first falling clam we see!

Patrick: Okay! [holds up a shell as he and SpongeBob gather up all the robot toys] Whoa! [catches the last remaining robot toy]

SpongeBob: I wish robots were people too.

Patrick: [sees a shooting star-like clam in the sky] Pretty lights...

[We then go to SpongeBob all sound asleep in his bed. When suddenly, a giant robot comes bursting in through his door.]

SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh, no! This way, Patrick! [the robot smashes the shell]

Patrick: [screams]

SpongeBob: Help!!

[Soon, robots are attacking everywhere. They're running through the streets Bikini Bottom while others gallop through the deep wilds of Kelp Forest. Several surround a couple of distressed civilians and attack them. Other robots gallop through a graveyard of sunken ships. And then several robots begin raiding the Mermalair to attack Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]