Guess What the Idiot's Thinking

“	Patrick! I am not not paying you to stand around and play guess what the idiot's thinking with Squidward! Get back to work!	”
	— Mr. Krabs

Guess What the Idiot's Thinking is a game Patrick attempts to play with Squidward in the episode "Restraining SpongeBob."

Description

As the title may suggest, one player has to guess what the other - or the "idiot" - is thinking or hinting at.

Role in episode

Patrick plays this game by giggling and scattering close to Squidward while he is reading a magazine. Squidward thinks if he tries to ignore Patrick, he would go away, but Patrick still giggles at him. Annoyed, Squidward asks what he wants from him. Patrick then asks if Squidward notices anything different about the former while giving out the answer on a piece of paper that he is wearing a Krusty Krab employee hat, thus leading Mr. Krabs to burst out of his office and yell at Patrick saying that he is already not paying him to play the game with Squidward and orders him to get back to work, much to Squidward's dismay.