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{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | {{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, no one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|Hmph, no one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
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{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|''[A set of live-action hands drops the Monster Krabby Patty, a huge pile of meat, on the grill]''}} | {{L|''[A set of live-action hands drops the Monster Krabby Patty, a huge pile of meat, on the grill.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulps]'' Oh, dear Neptune.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gulps]'' Oh, dear Neptune.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes are red hypno-like]'' What?! There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat! ''[scene cuts to the hospital where SpongeBob is by Spat's bed]'' Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes are red hypno-like]'' What?! There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat! ''[the scene cuts to the hospital where SpongeBob is by Spat's bed]'' Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with Spat: flipping patties, laying in the sun with it, scratching his back with it, playing ping pong with his it, reaching under the chair for the remote with it, and playing pirates with it.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with Spat: flipping patties, laying in the sun with it, scratching his back with it, playing ping pong with his it, reaching under the chair for the remote with it, and playing pirates with it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to whimper, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}} | {{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to whimper, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor researching for a role. Yes! Woo-hoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor researching for a role. Yes! Woo-hoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to Spat and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]'' ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to Spat and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]'' ''[thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]'' }} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees and that means "No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula"]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees and that means "No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula"]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? ''[takes out a bunch of money]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it? ''[takes out a bunch of money]''}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Umm... ''[takes out a calculator and punches in many numbers]'' ...no.}} | {{L|Employee|Umm... ''[takes out a calculator and punches in many numbers]'' ...no.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene switches to SpongeBob's house, next to a shelf of piggy banks.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks a piggy bank with a hammer]'' How about now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks a piggy bank with a hammer]'' How about now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks another piggy bank]'' Now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks another piggy bank]'' Now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|''[Repeat SpongeBob's action and the above two lines for three more piggy banks]''}} | {{L|''[Repeat SpongeBob's action and the above two lines for three more piggy banks.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it]'' Now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it]'' Now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sells his house]'' That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sells his house]'' That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[ | {{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob singing and walking down the street nude where everyone is looking at him in shock.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. ''[whistles]'' Hey, granny, what's shaking? ''[walks into the Krusty Krab, passes Squidward]'' Ooh, breezy today.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. ''[whistles]'' Hey, granny, what's shaking? ''[walks into the Krusty Krab, passes Squidward]'' Ooh, breezy today.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Can it make me famous?}} | {{L|Squidward|Can it make me famous?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything you want and more. ''[pushes a button and the spatula spins]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything you want and more. ''[pushes a button and the spatula spins]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, that sounds exciting. Let me have a go at it. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, that sounds exciting. Let me have a go at it. ''[reaches for Le Spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holds Le Spatula away from Mr. Krabs' reach]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Are you going against your commanding officer?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Are you going against your commanding officer?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering that takes quality time to master.}} | ||
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{{L|Le Spatula 3000|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}} | {{L|Le Spatula 3000|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[the scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Wobbles|Uh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | {{L|Wobbles|Uh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But...But I thought we were friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But...But I thought we were friends.}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|Friends with ''you''?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | {{L|Le Spatula|Friends with ''you''?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait! I gave up everything for you! We had something! ''[Le Spatula punches | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait! I gave up everything for you! We had something! ''[Le Spatula punches him in the face]''}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|How's that for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon! ''[spits and runs out]''}} | {{L|Le Spatula|How's that for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon! ''[spits and runs out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | ||
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{{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | {{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[continues sobbing]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[continues sobbing]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where the real Spatula has a white towel around it while it sits in a wheelchair]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[the scene pans over to the Infirmary where the real Spatula has a white towel around it while it sits in a wheelchair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps happily]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps happily]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores him]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[Spat shakes its front like a head as if to say, "Nothing."]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness! I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins to burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, a clone of himself comes up into the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Clone SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' All that glitters is not gold. ''[lowers out of the scene; as SpongeBob cries loudly, Spatula looks over at SpongeBob, then wheels away]''}} | {{L|Clone SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' All that glitters is not gold. ''[lowers out of the scene; as SpongeBob cries loudly, Spatula looks over at SpongeBob, then wheels away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]'' I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices Spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? ''[it spots him]'' You're back! ''[jumps for Spatula in slow motion, the camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, Spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One Monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | {{L|Squidward|One Monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[his arms come off]'' Goof! ''[laughs to the viewers. The camera then goes outside of the Krusty Krab and then reaches its end]''}} | ||
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