Moldy Sponge/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants holiday short "Moldy Sponge," which aired on October 30, 2010.

• Mr. Krabs: [holds up a green trash bag that is leaking green ooze] SpongeBob, take this bag of moldy sponges out to the garbage, will ya?
• SpongeBob: Eww. [trips over a bucket] Whoa! [flies out the door, covered in the moldy green sponges, and gasps. Then he looks up at the green moon, as a coyote howls as SpongeBob's body turns teal green] What's happening to me? [mushrooms grow out of the side of his body; his eyelashes grow extra long and he laughs evilly]
• Mr. Krabs: I thought I told SpongeBob to throw these moldy sponges away. [throws SpongeBob in the dumpster and closes the lid. The lid re-opens as SpongeBob groans, annoyed]