Taurus

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"Taurus" is a SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short. In this short, Squidward talks about the Zodiac sign Taurus.

Characters

• Squidward Tentacles
• Patrick Star (with a tail, snout and horns, although he is just a star)

Synopsis

In the beginning of the short, Squidward is playing his clarinet. After this, he tells the audience to say "Happy birthday" to Taurus the bull.

He talks about how Taurus is the most clumsy of all fish in all the Zodiac signs. Continuing on, Squidward talks about how Taurus tends to break delicate objects just by walking past them and if no one invites them to their house, then they are probably a Taurus.

From now on, Taurus should only buy things made out of rubber. Squidward predicts that for Taurus in the coming year, they will eat a wide variety of different foods. Squidward then ends the short by saying "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign is, you owe me 5 dollars" and then goes back to playing his clarinet, as the short ends.

Production

Music

( ‣ ) Production music

( • ) Original music

( ◦ ) SpongeBob music

 • Squid Clarinet11 - Brad Carow [Squidward plays his clarinet]
 ‣ Temple Love Mood - Lekha Rathnakumar [Plays throughout]
 • Squid Clarinet11 - Brad Carow [Squidward plays his clarinet again]

*On certain dubs, the music track is replaced by "Hawaii" by Tony Harris.

Trivia

General

• This is the final Astrology with Squidward short.
  • There are six of these shorts in total. They each cover an astrology sign. There are twelve signs in total, but only half are covered in these shorts.
• You can also watch the short on the official SpongeBob SquarePants YouTube account.

Errors

• This short claims that Patrick is a Taurus, even though Patrick was born on August 17 making him a Leo.