Toys "R" Us THQ/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Commercial short "Toys "R" Us THQ," which aired on 2008.

• SpongeBob: [Shown knocking on the screen several times] Hello? is this on? Hello? Hello??? Up Here! [jumps with the camera several times] Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Woah! This might be the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life, a entire room full of Toys "R" Us managers, what a good lookin audience [Points to a unknown guy and then laughs] except for that guy in the back, oh I'm sure he can't help it, So I'm here to introduce [Points to the Toys "R" Us managers] you to the exciting, the most amazing, coolest! the most super terrific line-up that THQ assembled, so get ready to be blown away! [looks to the left and the right] I said "blown away!," [SpongeBob then hears something, then sees a bunch of bubbles [muffred] blown away!, then Patrick is shown with a reef blower and then blows the Toys "R" Us managers.