Wild Cod/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants NFL short "Wild Cod," which aired on January 16, 2022.

• [The short starts with SpongeBob and Patrick running in fear.]
• SpongeBob: Wild cod! Wild cod!
• Patrick: Wild cod! Wild cod!
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Wild cod! Wild cod! [both run into Sandy]
• Sandy: What in tarnation's goin' on?
• SpongeBob: We heard Perch Perkins say something about wild cod, eliminations, and large creatures.
• Patrick: Yeah, large creatures!
• Sandy: Huh? Ohhh... the game is called football. Perch Perkins was sayin' wild card, and it's a game. One team is about to be eliminated, and those large creatures are football players. We should all go watch the game!
• Patrick: Football? Is that a smelly ball made of feet? Yuck!