User:Golfpecks256/Quotebook

All of my favorite quotes of the series appear here. This was inspired by Lumoshi, NostalgiaMonkey21 and AlternativeHuman93.

NOTE: This page is currently under construction. <tabber> |-|Season 1=

"Help Wanted"

• "I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'M READY!" —SpongeBob SquarePants
• "Well, lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew. Go out and fetch me... a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula... with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, and, uh... turbo drive. And don't come back ‘til you get one" —Eugene H. Krabs

"Bubblestand"

• "Bwahwahwah! It's a giraffe!" —Patrick Star

"Jellyfishing"

• "Firmly grasp it in your hand. Firmly grasp it. Firmly grasp it! That oughta do it. " —Patrick Star

"Boating School"

• "MY LEG!" (first usage) —Fred

"Pizza Delivery"

• "Backing up, backing up, backing up..." —SpongeBob SquarePants

"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy"

• "EEEVVVVIIIILLLL!" —Mermaid Man
• "But you can’t retire! There’s evil afoot!" —SpongeBob SquarePants

"Valentine's Day"

• "I defy you, Heart Man!" —Patrick Star

"The Paper"

• "How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper?" —Squidward Tentacles