User:Hi Squidward

Salutations, <insert name here>. This is my weird and random about page.

“	Oh puh-leeze. I have no soul.	”
	— Squidward Tentacles, in Just One Bite

My full name is Färhan Elaak.

This user is a fan of Squidward Tentacles. "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"

About Me

I was born on March 7th, 2000 (age 21) as Färhan Elaak in Copenhagen, Denmark. When I was 4, me and my family moved to Albert Lea, Minnesota, because my father saw a job opportunity there. When I was 20 (only a year ago lol), I married the love of my life, Jenifer Greene-Elaak.

WIP