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• [Episode opens up with Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob's houses, shown from distance. The camera zooms in to the houses. The scene then cuts to SpongeBob exiting from his front door.]
• SpongeBob: [breathes deeply and sighs] What a wonderful day. [Tiptoes forward and stop before reaching the street] The sun is out, the water is shimmering, [scallop passes by while chirping] scallops are chirping. So peaceful.
• [SpongeBob suddenly starts building a stand out of green planks of wood and a bamboo pole. He produces a loud noise by hammering. Camera zooms in to Squidward’s house and Squidward peeks his head out of the window.]
• Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on.
• SpongeBob: [stops hammering and looks up] Oh, sure thing, Squidward.
• Squidward: [mutters] Right, hmm. [Goes back inside]
• SpongeBob: Okay. [Taps lightly and takes a look at Squidward's window]
• [SpongeBob starts repeating the action of taping gently and checking Squidward's window many times. Scene then cuts to inside of Squidward's house]
• Squidward: And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. [Takes his clarinet] Thank you, thank you. [Inhales loudly and plays some notes off-key]
• [SpongeBob uses the chance and starts hammering noisily again. Squidward stops playing his clarinet and peeks his head out of the window again]
• Squidward: [angrily] I thought I... [Notices that SpongeBob has finished his stand] huh?
• [Camera then shows SpongeBob by his stand with a "Bubbles 25¢" sign above him]
• SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, want to blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.
• Squidward: Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.
• SpongeBob: Uh-huh.
• Squidward: Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?
• [Patrick's rock lifts up and Patrick is glued to the underside of it.]
• Patrick: Good morning. [He gets unglued and crashes on his furniture.]
• Squidward: Oh, boy.
• [Scene cuts to show Patrick approaching SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?
• Patrick: Oh, how much is it?
• SpongeBob: Only a quarter.
• Patrick: Sounds reasonable. [Quietly] Uh... I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
• SpongeBob: [takes a quarter out and hands it to Patrick] Sure thing, Patrick.
• Patrick: Ah! One quarter. [Hands it back to SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: [inspects the coin with his teeth and puts it in his pocket] Thank you.
• Squidward: [mutters] Business is booming. [Goes back inside while laughing] How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? [Plays squeaky jazz melody]
• [Scene cuts to show SpongeBob dipping a bubble wand and presenting it to Patrick]
• SpongeBob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.
• Patrick: [takes the bubble wand] Ooh! [Inhales loudly and tries to blow a bubble]
• [His lips sputtering until he coughs and wheezes due to inability to continue anymore. However, he tries to blow a bubble again and SpongeBob then takes out a "lessons 25¢" sign out. Patrick soon stops again and starts panting heavily]
• SpongeBob: Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
• Patrick: Uh... very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? [SpongeBob hands him a quarter again] Thanks. [Returns the quarter to SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: [takes the quarter] Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique. [He runs to an empty area] First, go like this. [Stands on his right foot and pulls his left foot back] Spin around-- [spins around] stop! [Stops] Double take three times— [double takes three times while counting] one, two, three. Then, pelvic thrust. [Does a pelvic thrust while flying out of the scene] Whoo! [Flies back to the scene while doing pelvic thrust again] Whoo! [Lands to his right foot and points to it] Stop on your right foot. Don't forget it! [Jumps and turns around] Now it's time to bring it around town. [Spins his hips] Bring it around town. [Spins his hips again] Then you do this, [falls on the back bounces of the ground] then this [bounces of the ground again] and this [Turns into an “O”] then that and this [Turns into a “Z”] and that [Turns into a triangle] and this [Turns into a knot] and that [Turns squished] and then... [Turns into a Cyclops and then back to normal]
• [SpongeBob then blows gently and creates a duck-shaped bubble. Blows again, then again; creating two little duck-shaped bubbles]
• [Scene shows the three bubbles floating away and then popping in the order they were created]
• Patrick: Ooh!
• [SpongeBob gets next to Patrick and creates cube-shaped bubbles and they floats out of the scene]
• Patrick: Ah! [Guffaws]
• [SpongeBob then blows a caterpillar-shaped bubble that floats away. Soon, the bubbles that the caterpillar is made of, start popping one by one. Patrick Laughs. SpongeBob creates a boat-shaped bubble.]
• Patrick: Oh!
• [The boat-shaped bubble floats high in the air and pops, leaving a sound of foghorn blowing behind. Squidward hears the foghorn.]
• Squidward: Huh? [Shakes his clarinet; thinking that something is wrong with it]
• [Scene then cuts to SpongeBob standing in the middle of the street and holding the bubble wand with both hands]
• SpongeBob: And now... with two hands. [Creates a giant elephant-shaped bubble while being pushed back to his lawn]
• Patrick: [laughs uncontrollably] It's a giraffe.
• [Patrick continues to laugh uncontrollably and stops when the bubble pops after entering into Squidward’s house through a window and leaves a sound of elephant trumpets behind. Squidward then exits through his front door and bubbles come out of his house as he opens the door. By the time Squidward gets to the bubble stand, SpongeBob and Patrick manages to hide behind it and leave a "closed" sign behind]
• SpongeBob: [shows himself behind the stand] Excuse me, sir, but we are close—
• Squidward: Don't give me any of that. How could you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?
• SpongeBob: [standing by the stand again; next to Patrick] We're not just blowing bubbles; we're making bubble art. [He goes to an empty area] Watch carefully. [Starts showing the technique, but the camera focus are mostly on Squidward's eyes moving in direction SpongeBob goes] First, go like this. [Stands on his right foot and pulls his left foot back] Spin around— [spins around] stop! [Stops] Double take three times— [double takes three times while counting] one, two, three. Then, pelvic thrust. Whoo! [Flies back to the scene while doing pelvic thrust again] Whoo! [Lands to his right foot and points to it] Stop on your right foot. Don't forget it! [Jumps and turns around] Now it's time to bring it around town. [Spins his hips] Bring it around town. Then you do this, then this and this [Turns into an “O”] then that and this [Turns into a “Z”] and that [Turns into a triangle] and this and that and then…
• [SpongeBob then blows gently and makes a butterfly-shaped bubble that flies next to Squidward where he pops after being on Squidward’s head for a while.]
• Squidward: That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles. That's the lamest idea I have ever heard.
• [SpongeBob and Patrick put their heads down and start walking towards SpongeBob house]
• Squidward: You should be ashamed of yourself.
• [SpongeBob and Patrick enter SpongeBob's house while still having his head put down and SpongeBob closes the door as he enters]
• Squidward: [chuckles] Bubbles. [Chuckles, mutters] Art. [Mutters] Bubbles. [Mutters] Ridiculous.
• [Squidward then takes a bubble wand, sniffs it, looks around, takes a deep breath and as soon as he about to blow a bubble, SpongeBob and Patrick come out of nowhere]
• SpongeBob: That'll be 25 cents, sir.
• Squidward: [yells] Whoa, what? [Camera shows SpongeBob] Oh! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!
• SpongeBob: [puts "lessons 25¢" sign out again] We also offer lessons for beginners.
• Squidward: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? [Takes a quarter out of the pocket and puts it onto table] Here's your 25 cents.
• [SpongeBob takes the quarter and bends it with his teeth]
• Squidward: Watch and learn. [Blows but fails to blow a bubble] Uh... wait, wait, wait. [Blows, fails again and checks the bubble wand] One more time. Here, wait, wait.
• [Squidward inhales deeply, sputters and manages to blow a small bubble that does not float away, but falls on the ground where it stay for a while and pops. Squidward then suddenly turns to SpongeBob and Patrick]
• SpongeBob: Whoa!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick start whistling and Squidward takes another quarter from his pocket and puts them on the table]
• Squidward: Aah, just a mere warm-up. [Dips a bubble wand, sputters and blows a similar bubble again]
• [Camera now starts showing either Squidward repeating the action of putting another quarter on the table, sputtering and blowing the "ground" bubble, or SpongeBob and Patrick trying to show Squidward a technique]
• SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, remember the technique. [Shows Squidward repeating actions again] Squidward, technique-- [shows SpongeBob pointing into the air] you do this and this. Step back. [Leaves the scene while standing on a right foot]
• Patrick: [in the background] Technique, Squidward.
• SpongeBob: Spin around like this. [Spins around] Over here. [Double takes three times while counting] One, two, yeah, three...
• Patrick: The pelvic whoo! [Does the pelvic whoo]
• SpongeBob: Don't forget the "whoo"! Squidward!
• Patrick: Listen to Sponge.
• SpongeBob: [Talks while spinning his hips] Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [standing on a right foot with left foot pulled back and shouting while flapping hands] Technique! Technique!
• [SpongeBob notices that Squidward has stopped and started to look at them. He then stops and Patrick stops soon after him]
• SpongeBob: Tech... [Starts pointing at his left foot pulled back] You're not doing the technique.
• Squidward: Technique! Technique! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! [He goes to an empty area.] First, I do this. [Stands on his left tentacle and pulls his right tentacle back] Spin around, [spins around] stop. [Dtops] Double take three times. [Double takes three times] And here we go, pelvic thrust. [Does a pelvic thrust while flying out of the scene] Whoo! [Flies back to the scene while doing pelvic thrust again] Whoo! [lands to his right tentacle and points to it] Oh, stop on your right foot. Don't forget it! [Jumps and turns around] Then bring it around town. [Spins his hips] And a little of this, [falls on the back bounces of the ground]' a little of that. [Bounces of the ground again, starts screaming and bouncing around, then starts making various shapes] A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then...
• [Squidward screams maniacally while blowing a bubble so giant that it lifted him in the air.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!
• [A bubble continues to lift Squidward higher in the air. He soon gets his bubble wand separated from the bubble and falls back to the ground as bubble leaves the scene.]
• SpongeBob: All right, Squid! That was so good!
• Patrick: Squid is number one.
• Squidward: I really did it, didn't I? [Shows his bubble high in the air and still going up] Yeah-- you guys didn't blow anything like that.
• SpongeBob: Nope.
• Squidward: Now, that's a bubble.
• SpongeBob: You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.
• Patrick: Yeah, technique.
• Squidward: Technique? Huh! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that... [Kisses his tentacle noisily] beautiful work of art with your help. [Cackles] Come on, [leaves the scene] it's in my genes.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Squid's got genes. Squid's got genes...
• Squidward: [entering his house] Thank you, thank you, thank you. [Starts playing some snazzy tunes on his clarinet]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...
• [SpongeBob and Patrick belly flop each other. Patrick falls on the ground, but SpongeBob continues chanting]
• SpongeBob: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...
• [Scene cuts to Squidward playing his clarinet and we hear SpongeBob and Patrick chanting in the background]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, Squidward...
• Squidward: [stops playing] I rock.
• [Squidward continues to play and scene the cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still chanting while the Squidward's bubble is flying towards his house]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, Squidward... Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid, Squid, Squidward!
• [SpongeBob notices that the giant bubble has covered Squidward's house and stops chanting, but Patrick continues to chant while Squidward's house is being lifted in the air]
• Patrick: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward... [SpongeBob puts his hand on his chest to stop him form chanting.]
• SpongeBob: [concerned] Squidward!
• [Patrick now realizes what is happening and camera then shows Squidward's house being lifted higher and higher in the air. We then see that Squidward is on the window, playing final notes to melody]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [concerned] Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
• Squidward: [finishes playing] Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... [Notices what is happening]
• [Camera then shows SpongeBob and Patrick from his perspective]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [shouting] Squidward...
• Squidward: [finishes his sentence] ...genius.
• [Camera then shows SpongeBob and Patrick looking at whole thing. the bubble pops causing the sound of air sputtering and the ocean to rumble.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick then slowly leave the scene that soon expands to show them running towards their houses]
• [Episode ends with Squidward's house landing safely and Squidward playing some squeaky notes on his clarinet]