And Krabs Saves the Day/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Back to the Past short "And Krabs Saves the Day," which aired on June 14, 2011.

• [Man Ray steals Mermaid Man's nose as he laughs evilly]
• Mermaid Man: You better give that back, Man Ray!
• Man Ray: [He laughs evilly again] Or what? [Man Ray bangs into Mermaid Man]
• Mermaid Man: Or I'll take it back. [whistles in order to summon his nose back on his face] Now prepare for a help heaping helping of quick frying Tartar Sauce!
• Man Ray: Oh no!
• [the tartar sauce bin is shown empty]
• Mermaid Man: Huh, empty?
• Barnacle Boy: But how?
• Patrick: [burps] What?
• Man Ray: [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy get tied up] Well, well, well! Not so tough without your Tartar...
• Mr. Krabs: Argh! [pours tartar sauce all over Man Ray, Man Ray sighs]
• Mermaid Man: Who was that?
• Barnacle Boy: I dunno.
• Mr. Krabs: They call me "Super Tightwad!" [snaps the rope off of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and hands Mermaid Man a bill] Here's me bill for services and renders.
• Mermaid Man: [$81,207.00 is shown on the bill] What? We don't have that kind of money.
• Mr. Krabs: No money, eh?
• Mermaid Man: [at the Krusty Krab] Two large Krabby Patties, comin' right up, sir.
• Mr. Krabs: Doing great, boys. Just six more years to pay off your debt. [laughs]
• Mermaid Man: Man Ray suddenly doesn't seem very evil.
• Barnacle Boy: No.