User:Nomoreideas/Message Wall Greeting

Message me if:

• You want me to sign your guestbook
• You want to ask me a question
• You want to be added to my friends list
• You want my opinion on an episode
• You just want to tell me something

DO NOT message me if:

• You want to advertise your own wiki
• You want to harass me
• You want to spam the message wall
• You want to spread false rumors (ESPECIALLY about me)
• You want to spread drama
• You want to reveal my personal information
• You want to threaten me (PLEASE don't)
• You want to use profanity, with the exception of using the words hell, damn, and frick
• You need help with something you can easily do yourself
• You want to violate ANYTHING that is against ESB's rules

And also...

File:Procrastination 116.png	"SpongeBob, you and I both know that you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay." Please don't message me between 9 PM to 7 AM EDT.