User:Tyler730/Quotebook

Inspired by Lumoshi, NostalgiaMonkey21, and AlternativeHuman93, this page shows all of my favorite quotes this show has. This is a huge work in progress. <tabber> |-|Season 1=

1a - Help Wanted

SpongeBob: Look at me, I'm... [jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ...naked!

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Patrick: Who's a, uh, who's uhh, oh! Who's a big yellow cube with holes?

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Mr. Krabs: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly. [bulgy eyes] Anchovies.

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SpongeBob: Barg'N-Mart, meeting all of your spatula needs.

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Mr. Krabs: Whoa! Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! [Mr. Krabs and Squidward are thrown up in the air] We're taking on water, Mr. Squidward! [they get thrown back up again; the boat is in splinters] I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

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<poem> SpongeBob: Permission to come aboard captain! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da da da! Did someone order a spatula? Squidward and Mr. Krabs: [stuttering while shocked at the SpongeBob getting the hydrodynamic spatula] SpongeBob: That's right! One hydrodynamic spatula with [two spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one] port-and-starboard attachments, and lets not forget the turbo drive! [the two extending spatulas twirl around and smack Squidward and Mr. Krabs in the face] Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen! [to the anchovies] Who's hungry?! </poem>

1c - Tea at the Treedome

Patrick: That's just fancy talk. If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are. Squidward!

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Patrick: Remember: When in doubt, pinky out.

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SpongeBob: [thinking] I don't need it, I don't need it, I definitely don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. [long pause, finally yelling ] I NEED IT!!!

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Patrick: WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!