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{{L|''[The episode begins at a beautiful morning at SpongeBob's house.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins at a beautiful morning at SpongeBob's house.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[continues bouncing]'' Oh, Gary, I'm so excited! ''[jumps off]'' Tonight, they're showing the only episode of "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" that I've never seen! Whoo-hoo!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[continues bouncing]'' Oh, Gary, I'm so excited! ''[jumps off]'' Tonight, they're showing the only episode of "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" that I've never seen! Whoo-hoo!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow, meow!}} | {{L|Gary|Meow, meow!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob carries Gary to the bathroom and squirts | {{L|''[SpongeBob carries Gary to the bathroom and squirts Toothy Toothpaste on his toothbrush.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It was lost...''[pulls out his dentures and brushes them]'' to the sands of time. ''[put his dentures back in his mouth; he and Gary jump in the bathtub and SpongeBob scrubs himself]'' Until they found a copy in the producer's underwear drawer. ''[pulls lever and the tub flies them into the wringer]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It was lost...''[pulls out his dentures and brushes them]'' to the sands of time. ''[put his dentures back in his mouth; he and Gary jump in the bathtub and SpongeBob scrubs himself]'' Until they found a copy in the producer's underwear drawer. ''[pulls lever and the tub flies them into the wringer]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows the popcorn machine]'' The popcorn's a-popping.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[shows the popcorn machine]'' The popcorn's a-popping.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[gets hit in the eye by a popcorn | {{L|Gary|''[gets hit in the eye by a popcorn kernel]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shows several soda bottles in a frozen ice block]'' And the soda's on ice. All that's left is to set the VCR to record ''[sets up the VCR to record]'' so I can relive the magic over and over forever. ''[his teeth roll around in his mouth like movie film]'' Hmm, but which tape to use? Don't have any blank ones left. Hmm. ''[picks a tape that views his own birth]'' Oh, here we go. Who needs a tape of their own birth, anyway? ''[puts the tape in the VCR]'' Yoop, done! ''[puts on his Krusty Krab working hat]'' Now it's just one quick shift at the Krusty Krab, and I'll be back for the evening's entertainment. ''[laughs as his bubbles form into a laughing mouth]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[shows several soda bottles in a frozen ice block]'' And the soda's on ice. All that's left is to set the VCR to record ''[sets up the VCR to record]'' so I can relive the magic over and over forever. ''[his teeth roll around in his mouth like movie film]'' Hmm, but which tape to use? Don't have any blank ones left. Hmm. ''[picks a tape that views his own birth]'' Oh, here we go. Who needs a tape of their own birth, anyway? ''[puts the tape in the VCR]'' Yoop, done! ''[puts on his Krusty Krab working hat]'' Now it's just one quick shift at the Krusty Krab, and I'll be back for the evening's entertainment. ''[laughs as his bubbles form into a laughing mouth]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob is growing impatient.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob is growing impatient.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Normally I like working, but today is moving ''[close-up of his face in slow-motion]'' so slowly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Normally I like working, but today is moving ''[close-up of his face in slow-motion]'' so slowly.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob peaks in through the kitchen window and sees everything moving in a slow pace. Two customers are chewing their food real slow. | {{L|''[SpongeBob peaks in through the kitchen window and sees everything moving in a slow pace. Two customers are chewing their food real slow. Incidental 41 bite his Krabby Patty, but slaps Fred in the face, making him spit out his food. Patrick opens his mouth and eats the food. SpongeBob sulks and slides back in the kitchen.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, at this rate I'm never gonna see "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." ''[groans]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, at this rate I'm never gonna see "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." ''[groans]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob flips some patties and forms them into the faces of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob flips some patties and forms them into the faces of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Barnacle Boy Patty|We'll help you get through the day, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy Patty|We'll help you get through the day, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man Patty|And tonight we'll conquer evil!}} | {{L|Mermaid Man Patty|And tonight we'll conquer evil!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, you guys always make me feel better. ''[leans on the grill and burns his arms]'' Hmm? ''[removes his arms from the grill and they | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, you guys always make me feel better. ''[leans on the grill and burns his arms]'' Hmm? ''[removes his arms from the grill and they disintegrate; he laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|One Shift Later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One Shift Later...}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is counting money and Squidward is manning the register. SpongeBob bursts out from the door and runs past them in a fast pace, leaving a trail of fire and leaving Mr. Krabs in his underwear.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs is counting money and Squidward is manning the register. SpongeBob bursts out from the door and runs past them in a fast pace, leaving a trail of fire and leaving Mr. Krabs in his underwear.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[runs out the door]'' See you tomorrow! ''[bumps into Mrs. Puff's boat]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[runs out the door]'' See you tomorrow! ''[bumps into Mrs. Puff's boat]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Hey, buddy! You got a minute?}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, buddy! You got a minute?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pops his face out from his back]'' Oh, uh, not really, but—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pops his face out from his back]'' Oh, uh, not really, but—}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I double-parked my rock | {{L|Patrick|I double-parked my rock, and it got towed. ''[shows his spot where his rock was and a sign says "No Rock Parking"]'' Could you help me get it back?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, uh, sure. Uh, but let's make it quick. "Mermaid Man" is on soon.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, uh, sure. Uh, but let's make it quick. "Mermaid Man" is on soon.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick at the Impound Yard.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick at the Impound Yard.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, boy-o!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, boy-o!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob gets up, looks at his watch and panics. He runs out of Mr. Krabs' house, leaving a trail of coins behind.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob gets up, looks at his watch and panics. He runs out of Mr. Krabs' house, leaving a trail of coins behind.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[panting]'' Don't wanna miss it! Don't wanna miss it! ''[gets stopped by Larry who wants to have him put tanning lotion on his back]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[then he's asked to help change light bulbs with Plankton at the Chum Bucket]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[then he's asked to help plant vegetables in Squidward's garden]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[shows him giving a line of senior citizens a foot massage]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[shows him being a crossing guard to help people cross the street]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[panting]'' Don't wanna miss it! Don't wanna miss it! ''[gets stopped by Larry who wants to have him put tanning lotion on his back]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[then he's asked to help change light bulbs with Plankton at the Chum Bucket]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[then he's asked to help plant vegetables in Squidward's garden]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[shows him giving a line of senior citizens a foot massage at Shady Shoals]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[shows him being a crossing guard in Bikini Bottom to help people cross the street]'' But "Mermaid Man." ''[shows him helping the Flying Dutchman mop up the deck on his ship]'' But "Mermaid Man."}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to nighttime. An exhausted SpongeBob walks up to the front door of his house.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to nighttime. An exhausted SpongeBob walks up to the front door of his house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs and looks at his watch]'' Well, I may have missed the live broadcast, but at least I got it all on tape. Here I come, "Mermaid Man!" ''[tries to open the door but it's locked]'' Oh. ''[tries to pull it open but to no avail; he checks his pockets]'' Where'd I put my keys? ''[peaks through the window]'' Did I leave them on the table again? ''[sees his VCR going haywire and it spits out the tape's film]'' No, my tape! ''[the ice block explodes and soda flies everywhere]'' My soda! ''[the popcorn machine | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs and looks at his watch]'' Well, I may have missed the live broadcast, but at least I got it all on tape. Here I come, "Mermaid Man!" ''[tries to open the door but it's locked]'' Oh. ''[tries to pull it open but to no avail; he checks his pockets]'' Where'd I put my keys? ''[peaks through the window]'' Did I leave them on the table again? ''[sees his VCR going haywire and it spits out the tape's film]'' No, my tape! ''[the ice block explodes and soda flies everywhere]'' My soda! ''[a bottle of soda hits the popcorn machine, knocking popcorn everywhere]'' My popcorn! ''[sees everything a complete mess]'' My "Mermaid Man!" ''[the VCR lands in the popcorn and the house bursts into flames and SpongeBob screams]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary gets shot out of the house on a flying soda bottle. SpongeBob goes to catch Gary, but he lands on his face.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary gets shot out of the house on a flying soda bottle. SpongeBob goes to catch Gary, but he lands on his face.]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[slithers off of SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Gary|Meow. ''[slithers off of SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob, completely shocked at what happened, | {{L|''[SpongeBob, completely shocked at what happened, starts feeling really sad and begins to cry. His crying is so loud that it is heard all across Bikini Bottom, which results in waking up the townsfolk.]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|''[faintly]'' My leg!}} | |||
{{L|''[Moments later, Squidward, Patrick, Sandy, Larry, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Mrs. Puff arrive to see what was the matter.]''}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|Hey there, SpongeBob. Why all the waterworks?}} | {{L|Sandy|Hey there, SpongeBob. Why all the waterworks?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles and wipes his tears with his nose like a windshield wiper]'' I was so busy helping everyone that I missed "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" and my VCR didn't record it and now I'll never see it and my life has no meaning!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles and wipes his tears with his nose like a windshield wiper]'' I was so busy helping everyone that I missed "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" and my VCR didn't record it and now I'll never see it and my life has no meaning!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob sulks | {{L|''[SpongeBob sulks away from his friends and goes back into his burning house crying hysterically, now that his chances of seeing the long-lost episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy has been shattered. All of SpongeBob's friends, including Squidward, look on at him with sad faces and realize what they have done: they took his kindness for granted and inexplicably ruined his chances of seeing the episode he's been looking forward to watching.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|All right, listen up. SpongeBob has helped every single one of us dozens of times over. But we ain't been very helpful to him today.}} | {{L|Sandy|All right, listen up. SpongeBob has helped every single one of us dozens of times over. But we ain't been very helpful to him today.}} | ||
{{L|''[All of his friends murmur in agreement.]''}} | {{L|''[All of his friends murmur in agreement.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, I was a lousy friend.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, I was a lousy friend.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Now, we may have taken advantage of his kindness, but I got a plan to make things right.}} | {{L|Sandy|Now, we may have taken advantage of his kindness, but I got a plan to make things right.}} | ||
{{L|''[They hover together and Sandy quietly explains her plan | {{L|''[They hover together and Sandy quietly explains her plan in hopes of making up to SpongeBob for letting him miss the show.]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|The Next Day...}} | {{L|French Narrator|The Next Day...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to the next morning. SpongeBob's living is a complete mess and is covered with burnt popcorn and soda bottles. SpongeBob goes into a state of deep depression and holds out a burnt videotape. He drops the tape and moves his finger around.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene changes to the next morning. SpongeBob's living room is a complete mess and is covered with burnt popcorn and soda bottles. SpongeBob, having bags in his eyes and a 5 o'clock shadow, goes into a state of deep depression and holds out a burnt videotape. He drops the tape and moves his finger around.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Play... ''[drinks a bottle of burnt soda and eats some burnt popcorn]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[knocks on the door and peaks through the window]'' Hey there, SpongeBob. Feeling any better?}} | {{L|Sandy|''[knocks on the door and peaks through the window]'' Hey there, SpongeBob. Feeling any better?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob mutters in depression.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob mutters in depression.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Aww, ''[jumps in through the window]'' why don't you come with me? I have a little surprise for you.}} | {{L|Sandy|Aww, ''[jumps in through the window]'' why don't you come with me? I have a little surprise for you.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm not really in the mood, Sandy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm not really in the mood, Sandy.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Aww, quit acting like a calf with colic. ''[pushes SpongeBob out with his chair]'' Come on, SpongeBob. ''[pushes him to a television-themed outdoor | {{L|Sandy|Aww, quit acting like a calf with colic. ''[pushes SpongeBob out with his chair]'' Come on, SpongeBob. ''[pushes him to a television-themed outdoor amphitheater]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Sandy, where'd you get an outdoor | {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Sandy, where'd you get an outdoor amphitheater?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Don't worry about that. Just sit right here and enjoy the play.}} | {{L|Sandy|Don't worry about that. Just sit right here and enjoy the play.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, okay.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, okay.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grunts]'' You should give up while you can, Mermaid Man.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grunts]'' You should give up while you can, Mermaid Man.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward struggles to hold Mr. Krabs up, but ends up swinging him up and down.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward struggles to hold Mr. Krabs up, but ends up swinging him up and down.]''}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Haven't you heard, | {{L|Larry|Haven't you heard, Captain Tightwad? I'll never give up fighting...um...Line?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[struggling to hold Larry up]'' Oh, um...''[looks through the script book and whispers]'' Evil.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[struggling to hold Larry up]'' Oh, um...''[looks through the script book and whispers]'' Evil.}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Evil!}} | {{L|Larry|Evil!}} | ||
{{L|''[Three cannons steam smoke out at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs falls to the floor and Squidward falls on top of him. The curtain closes over Squidward.}} | {{L|''[Three cannons steam smoke out at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs falls to the floor and Squidward falls on top of him. The curtain closes over Squidward.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! Yes, yes!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow! Yes, yes!}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene changes to the grand finale | {{L|''[The scene changes to the play's grand finale. During the finale, Sandy is dressed as Miss Appear and Plankton is wearing a Man Ray helmet. The rest of the cast remain as Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, the Atomic Flounder, the Dirty Bubble, Doctor Negative, and Captain Tightwad.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff|♪He may be half a mermaid!♪}} | {{L|Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff|♪He may be half a mermaid!♪}} | ||
{{L|Gary|♪Meow!♪}} | {{L|Gary|♪Meow!♪}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|♪Meow, meow!♪}} | {{L|Gary|♪Meow, meow!♪}} | ||
{{L|Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff|♪He's our Mermaid Man!♪}} | {{L|Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff|♪He's our Mermaid Man!♪}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton pushes the button on the remote and ignites fireworks for the finale.]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton pushes the button on the remote and ignites fireworks for the finale as Larry makes Mermaid Man's hero pose.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sheds a tear and whistles]'' Ah, oh, bravo! Bravo! Bravo! ''[laughs as he bounces around in happiness]'' Yes! Ah! ''[flies onto the stage like a rocket]'' Thank you, everyone! ''[hugs all of his friends]'' I loved the show! And I loved the love you showed me! And I love how you showed me the love you showed me in the show I love. ''[his eyes widen]'' This | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sheds a tear and whistles]'' Ah, oh, bravo! Bravo! Bravo! ''[laughs as he bounces around in happiness]'' Yes! Ah! ''[flies onto the stage like a rocket]'' Thank you, everyone! ''[hugs all of his friends]'' I loved the show! And I loved the love you showed me! And I love how you showed me the love you showed me in the show I love. ''[his eyes widen]'' This was my favorite episode of "Mermaid Man" ever!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and all of his friends cheer in happiness. Just then, Old Man Jenkins arrives on the stage.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and all of his friends cheer in happiness. Just then, Old Man Jenkins arrives on the stage.]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! What are you kids doing in my outdoor | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Hey! What are you kids doing in my outdoor amphitheater?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[screams]'' Cheese it, everyone! It's Old Man Jenkins! ''[screams]''}} | {{L|Sandy|''[screams]'' Cheese it, everyone! It's Old Man Jenkins! ''[screams]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Everyone, except SpongeBob, run off the stage.]''}} | {{L|''[Everyone, except SpongeBob, run off the stage.]''}} | ||
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