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{{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs, not shown, peeking with a telescope outside the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs, not shown, peeking with a telescope outside the Krusty Krab, looking for the customers.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks around]'' Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks around]'' Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh. ''[a paper blows away]'' Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash! ''[hears SpongeBob cheering]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick | {{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! ''[Patrick gasps in joy]'' Eight gold doubloons!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I saw it first! Hyah! ''[jumps onto the gameboard on the table and sweats]'' Mine, mine! ''[gets confused]'' Huh?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt." ''[the camera pans to the gaming board]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Based on a real treasure map.}} | {{L|Patrick|Based on a ''[camera zooms at the packaging of the game he's holding]'' real treasure map.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon, sweaty.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon, sweaty.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding one of the tables]'' Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside? ''[the table is squeaky clean]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding one of the tables]'' Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside? ''[the table is squeaky clean]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum along with Patrick]'' I already took care of it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum along with Patrick]'' I already took care of it. ''[Patrick makes a bubble out of gum and pops it right away]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me. ''[sits down and joins the game]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' | {{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' Five. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" ''[starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for ''you'', Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}} | {{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, startin' now? ''[puts a hat on Patrick's head]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, startin' now? ''[puts a Krusty Krab employee hat on Patrick's head]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}} | {{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice and moves the piece]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." ''[leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree]'' Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. ''[now off-screen]'' I'm almost to the treasure. ''[gives Mr. Krabs the dice]'' Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes! ''[moving the piece in front of SpongeBob's eyes]'' One, two.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." ''[points at the 'X']'' You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure... ''[SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board]'' There it is. ''[getting more excited]'' It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! ''[picks up the tiny chest]'' Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}} | ||
{{L|Fred|''[walks into the Krusty Krab]'' Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- ''[Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head | {{L|Fred|''[walks into the Krusty Krab]'' Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- ''[Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head and heads for the door]'' Help! Help! ''[Mr. Krabs throws him out the door]'' My leg!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're closed?! ''[rushes back to the game table]'' Ready for another round? This is my kind of game! ''[cut to the exterior of The Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Hooray!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Six! One, two... I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row. ''[scene changes from day to night. SpongeBob and Patrick look tired; Patrick is even asleep on the table]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[very tired, Patrick is snoring]'' I think we oughta call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really gotta get some sleep.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in a very tired voice, Patrick is snoring, Mr. Krabs is rolling the dice again]'' I think we oughta call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really gotta get some sleep.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out]'' See you tomorrow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out]'' See you tomorrow...}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene wipes to a tired SpongeBob, after taking Patrick home, walking to the front door of his house.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene wipes to a tired SpongeBob, after taking Patrick home, walking to the front door of his house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens door, rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[notices Mr. Krabs playing the treasure game, turns light on]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[opens door, rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[notices Mr. Krabs playing the treasure game, turns light on]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|One, two, three...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling in frustration] | {{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling in frustration]'' Mr. Krabs! I wanna go to bed! ''[pauses]'' Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. ''[picks up the game board and folds it in half]'' I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin' with here. Sorry, for disturbin' ya, lad.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. ''[picks up the game board and folds it in half]'' I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin' with here. Sorry, for disturbin' ya, lad.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up. SpongeBob is still snoring.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up. SpongeBob is still snoring.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! ''[crashes into the rock]'' land...}} | {{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! ''[crashes into the rock]'' land...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! From now on, | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater captain.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater, captain.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you readin', lad?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you readin', lad?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}} | {{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[examines the compass]'' That's | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[examines the compass]'' That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene fades to the crew walking again in the opposite direction, which they should've done in the first place thanks to Patrick's misreading.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene fades to the crew walking again in the opposite direction, which they should've done in the first place thanks to Patrick's misreading.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|9,551... 9,552...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|9,551... 9,552...}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} | {{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[appearing right behind them and angry]'' Do you think | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[appearing right behind them and angry]'' Do you think this is a problem?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, sneakin' peeks at me treasure map?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, sneakin' peeks at me treasure map?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin' all sweaty again.}} | {{L|Patrick|Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin' all sweaty again.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes, ending the episode.]''}} | {{L|''[The Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes, ending the episode.]''}} | ||
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