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|shorttype = Interactive shorts
|shorttype = Interactive shorts
|airdate = [[Timeline:November 30|November 30]], [[Timeline:2014|2014]]
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{{L|Narrator|Ask Patrick Anything!}}
{{L|Narrator|Ask Patrick Anything!}}
{{L|''[Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out]'' }}
{{L|''[Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out.]''}}
{{L|Narrator|You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.}}
{{L|Narrator|You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir! Just like a genie!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir! Just like a genie!}}
{{L|Narrator|Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?}}
{{L|Narrator|Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?}}
{{L|''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''}}
{{L|''[The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[says yes repeatedly]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[says yes repeatedly]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Told 'ya. He knows everything.}}
{{L|Narrator|Told ya. He knows everything.}}
{{L|Narrator|Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!}}
{{L|Narrator|Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!}}
{{L|''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''}}
{{L|''[The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.}}
{{L|Patrick|My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.}}
{{L|Narrator|There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!}}
{{L|Narrator|There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!}}
{{L|''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''}}
{{L|''[The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|You'll find the answer in your hind. Or, is it butt?}}
{{L|Patrick|You'll find the answer in your heart. Or, is it butt?}}
{{L|Narrator|Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!}}
{{L|Narrator|Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!}}
 
{{L|''[The rock closes and shakes.]''}}
{{L|Narrator|What say you now, Patrick?}}
{{L|Narrator|What say you now, all seeing Patrick?}}
{{L|''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick comes out again.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I have one answer, and one answer only.''[Quietly]''Applesauce.}}
{{L|Patrick|I have one answer, and one answer only. ''[whispering]'' Applesauce.}}
{{L|Narrator|Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?}}
{{L|Narrator|Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?}}
{{L|Patrick|Ask later. I'm busy.}}
{{L|Patrick|Ask later. I'm busy.}}
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{{L|Patrick|The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.}}
{{L|Patrick|The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.}}
{{L|Narrator|They certainly are, Patrick. They certainly are.}}
{{L|Narrator|They certainly are, Patrick. They certainly are.}}
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