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{{L|Narrator|Ask Patrick Anything!}} | {{L|Narrator|Ask Patrick Anything!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out]'' }} | {{L|''[Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out.]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.}} | {{L|Narrator|You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir! Just like a genie!}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes sir! Just like a genie!}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?}} | {{L|Narrator|Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[says yes repeatedly]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[says yes repeatedly]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Told ya. He knows everything.}} | {{L|Narrator|Told ya. He knows everything.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!}} | {{L|Narrator|Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.}} | {{L|Patrick|My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!}} | {{L|Narrator|There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You'll find the answer in your heart. Or, is it butt?}} | {{L|Patrick|You'll find the answer in your heart. Or, is it butt?}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!}} | {{L|Narrator|Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!}} | ||
{{L|''[The rock closes and shakes]''}} | {{L|''[The rock closes and shakes.]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|What say you now, all seeing Patrick?}} | {{L|Narrator|What say you now, all seeing Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick comes out again]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick comes out again.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I have one answer, and one answer only. ''[whispering]'' Applesauce.}} | {{L|Patrick|I have one answer, and one answer only. ''[whispering]'' Applesauce.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?}} | {{L|Narrator|Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?}} | ||
Latest revision as of 07:45, 11 November 2023
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants interactive short "Ask Patrick Anything," which aired on November 30, 2014.
- Narrator: Ask Patrick Anything!
- [Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out.]
- Narrator: You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.
- Patrick: Yes sir! Just like a genie!
- Narrator: Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?
- [The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]
- Patrick: [says yes repeatedly]
- Narrator: Told ya. He knows everything.
- Narrator: Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!
- [The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]
- Patrick: My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.
- Narrator: There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!
- [The rock closes and shakes. Patrick comes out again.]
- Patrick: You'll find the answer in your heart. Or, is it butt?
- Narrator: Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!
- [The rock closes and shakes.]
- Narrator: What say you now, all seeing Patrick?
- [Patrick comes out again.]
- Patrick: I have one answer, and one answer only. [whispering] Applesauce.
- Narrator: Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?
- Patrick: Ask later. I'm busy.
- Narrator: Umm, that was... Ask Patrick Anything!
- Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
- Narrator: They certainly are, Patrick. They certainly are.