Astrology with Squidward

Template:Italic title Template:SBSPseries Astrology with Squidward is a series of SpongeBob SquarePants shorts that originally aired from 2000 to 2001. They feature Template:Data:Links giving horoscopes for 6 of the 12 zodiac signs.

SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash also featured at least one exclusive Astrology with Squidward segment, set in the living room of Template:Data:Links.

In July 2019, Nickelodeon India released a second series of zodiac-themed shorts titled Undersea Horoscopes. All 12 signs were covered, unlike in Astrology with Squidward.

In 2023, Paramount released Astrology with Squidward merchandise.

Characters

• Template:Data:Links: Sagittarius
• Patrick Star: Taurus
• Squidward Tentacles: Libra ^{(merchandise)}
• Eugene H. Krabs: Cancer
• Sheldon J. Plankton: Leo
• Karen Plankton: Virgo ^{(merchandise)}
• Sandy Cheeks: Capricorn ^{(merchandise)}
• Mrs. Puff: Pisces ^{(merchandise)}
• Pearl Krabs: Aquarius ^{(merchandise)}
• Gary the Snail: Scorpio ^{(merchandise)}
• Larry the Lobster: Aries ^{(merchandise)}
• Incidental 25 and Incidental 26: Gemini
• Sandals: Pisces
• Yellow shirt guy: Gemini ^{(merchandise)}

Synopsis

At the beginning of every short, Squidward plays his clarinet. After that, he congratulates the birthday of one zodiac sign and then starts "predicting." At the end of every short, Squidward says "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer," says something random, and then plays his clarinet again.

Squidward's astrology segments during SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash are set in SpongeBob's house. They feature identical animation for Squidward and his clarinet. As part of his summer hosting duties, SpongeBob comments on Squidward's predictions, much to the latter's annoyance.

International versions

Language	Title	Channel	Title card/Logo
English	Astrology with Squidward	Nickelodeon/Nicktoons (formerly)	File:Astrology with Squidward.jpg
German	Dein Horoskop mit Thaddäus	Nickelodeon (formerly)	File:DHmT.jpg
Hebrew	אסטרולוגיה עם סקווידוורד	Nickelodeon (formerly)	File:AWS international title card.png
Polish	Horoskop według Skalmara	Nickelodeon (formerly)	File:AWS international title card.png
Russian	Астрологический прогноз от Сквидварда	Nickelodeon (formerly)	File:AWS international title card.png
Spanish (Spain)	Astrología con Calamardo	Nickelodeon (formerly)	File:AoS Spanish.png

Trivia

General

• These are the first shorts of the SpongeBob SquarePants series.
• Each short aired during commercial breaks on Nickelodeon from 2000 to 2001, one for each time of the year in the Zodiac signs.
• The short series was cut from Nickelodeon's lineup after airing for a year, but the shorts were still sometimes aired on Nicktoons Network afterwards.
• In 2003, The shorts were dubbed in Hebrew and aired on Israeli Nickelodeon Channel from 2003 to 2006. in this version, unlike the Hebrew dub of the show, which he called Squidweed, he was called Squidward. He was dubbed by Gilad Kalter that also dubbed him in the original show
• The shorts were dubbed in Russian and Polish. Poland aired the shorts from 2010 to 2012.

File:SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash - Astrology with Squidward segment.png

One of the astrology segments from Nicktoon Summer Splash

• The SpongeBob's Nicktoon Summer Splash segments featuring Astrology with Squidward were also dubbed in German.
• The Zodiac signs are represented by characters often crudely dressed up to look like the actual sign's animal.
• The beginning clarinet track has also been used in "The Paper" as the track Template:Data:Links was playing on Squidward's clarinet.
• On May 17, 2017 when Vincent Waller asked Squidward's voice actor, Rodger Bumpass, on if he remembered doing the Astrology with Squidward shorts, he did not remember doing any of the Astrology with Squidward shorts at all.
• People used to believe that 6 other shorts including "Virgo" and "Libra" were lost, but they were later debunked by Vincent Waller on Twitter. On March 24, 2018, Vincent Waller said that "they did not do the entire chart" of zodiac signs and he did not remember doing all of the zodiac signs on October 22, 2018. On April 8, 2019, he reiterated: "They did not ever do the full zodiac. What you can find online was all that was ever produced."
  • The zodiac signs that were not made into shorts are:
    • Aries
    • Virgo
    • Libra
    • Scorpio
    • Capricorn
    • Aquarius
• On December 7, 2019, a Nickelodeon promo aired that showed a segment of "Sagittarius."
• On February 2, 2020, every short from this series was put in a compilation video uploaded by the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel.

Videos

• File:Astrology w Squidward ♏️ LOST Shorts from the Vault SpongeBob SquarePants
• File:Astrology With Squidward - Cancer (English Version)
• File:Astrology with Squidward - Gemini
• File:Nicktoons 2004 - Astrology with Squidward (Leo)
• File:Astrology with Squidward - Pisces (English)
• File:Astrology With Squidward - Sagittarius (English) - VHS rip
• File:Astrology with Squidward - Taurus

External links

• https://photos.app.goo.gl/GeLCjhEhJ4d5guDP8