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-|Title=Atlantis SquarePantis
+{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}}
-|Season=5
+{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "Frampton Comes Alive" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's flute from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}}
-|Episode=91
+{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
-|Airdate=[[November 12]], [[2007]]
+{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, would you?}}
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+{{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
-(we see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses)
-Patchy: Let's go! (honks his horn) Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad.
-A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. (Patchy puts a cassette tape and puts in the radio, which breaks) The ultra-rare-back-on-track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! (Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone) Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.
-Potty: (squawks) Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?
-Patchy: Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?
-Potty: Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage.
-Patchy: You what?!!
-Potty: Oh, calm down, beardy.
-Patchy: Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! (Someone honks his horn at Patchy) Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my parrot! (to Potty) Sorry, potty. Just some land lubber. (Potty hangs up) Potty? Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. (Patchy closes his phone) Curse this traffic! (the traffic starts moving again) Oooooh! (Patchy drives into a desert-like area) Arrrrrrr, home at last. What the...? (his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them) Encino... it's gone. NO...!!! (Patchy cries) You know, kids, this reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you go check it out? Oh, Encino.
-(SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles.)
-Patrick: A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.
-SpongeBob: Hurry Patrick, hurry! (Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops)
-SpongeBob: How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?
-Patrick: More like the scrap-heap. (throws the photo into a big pile) They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again.
-SpongeBob: OK, Patrick, this one's gonna be a masterpiece.
-Patrick: I'm ready. (SpongeBob blows a bubble in his image.)
-SpongeBob Bubble: Hi, Patrick!
-Patrick: (takes a photo of the bubble but when he does, it pops) Oh, I missed it again! This darn camera isn't fast enough. (stomps on the camera)
-SpongeBob: Hold on a second, Patrick! Its not the poor camera's fault you can't get a photo.
-Patrick: It's not?
-SpongeBob: No, it is the very nature of the fragile bubble.
-Patrick: It Is?
-SpongeBob: Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. (blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing) The sun must set at the end of every day. (the sun sets and pops) And the curtain must fall at the end of