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 {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "[[Frampton Comes Alive]]" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}}
+{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "Frampton Comes Alive" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's flute from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}}
-{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
+{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
-{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
+{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, would you?}}
 {{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|You what?!!}}
+{{L|Patchy|You what?!}}
 {{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}}
-{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello?! ''[looks at his phone's screen. It says "call dropped" with a Jolly Roger symbol. Patchy groans]'' Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' '''''Curse this traffic!''''' ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor, much to the man's confusion. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arrgh! Home at last! What the? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. '''''Nooo!!!''''' ''[Patchy sobs]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a... lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[he continues sobbing, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
+{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello?! ''[looks at his phone's screen. It says "call dropped" with a Jolly Roger symbol. Patchy groans]'' Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor, much to the man's confusion. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arrgh! Home at last! What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No...! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a... lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[he continues sobbing, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|No, it is the very nature of the fragile bubble.}}
 {{L|Patrick|It is?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing]'' ♪ The sun must set at the end of every day. ♪ ''[the sun sets and pops]'' ♪ And the curtain must fall at the end of every play. ♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪ And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop. ♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|♪Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese soufflé, it doesn't last all day.♪}}
+{{L|Patrick|♪ Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese soufflé, it doesn't last all day. ♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪I will try again...♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪ I will try again... ♪}}
-{{L|Backup Singers|♪Try again...♪}}
+{{L|Backup Singers|♪ Try again... ♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪...To blow a bubble...♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪ ...To blow a bubble... ♪}}
-{{L|Backup Singers|♪To blow a bubble...♪}}
+{{L|Backup Singers|♪ To blow a bubble... ♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪...That will last all day.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪ ...That will last all day. ♪}}
-{{L|Backup Singers|♪To blow a bubble that will last...♪}}
+{{L|Backup Singers|♪ To blow a bubble that will last...♪}}
-{{L|Patrick|♪...All day.♪ ''[SpongeBob begins to blow a giant bubble. The bubble captures them both and floats away]'' Um, SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|Patrick|♪ ...All day. ♪ ''[SpongeBob begins to blow a giant bubble. The bubble captures them both and floats away]'' Um, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not now, Patrick. This bubble's gonna break all records!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I hope it doesn't break until we get a little closer to the ground.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo... uh... beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}}
 {{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
 {{L|Old Lady|But I thought it was free Tuesday.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.}}
 {{L|Old Lady|Good point.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[Mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[Old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Neptune's ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' Oh, would you two watch were you're-- ''[gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never--}}
-{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two. Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony lones... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
+{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two! Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}}
-{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|The oldest living bubble alive? ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick! The oldest living bubble!}}
 {{L|Patrick|This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen.}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Money!}}
 {{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science! Don't forget science! What's all the hubbub, boys?}}
 {{L|Squidward|These two chowder-brains found the missing half of the amulet.}}
-{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' on? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
+{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' on? Let's hitch them two doggies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger! ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hoo hoo, yeah, hoo hoo hoo!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hoo-hoo, yeah, hoo-hoo-hoo!}}
-{{L|''[A van drops from the ceiling]''}}
+{{L|''[A bus drops from the ceiling]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|The magical path to Atlantis is a van?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice hot rod flames!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Coin spins and attaches itself to the bus]'' What's it doing? ''[The door to the van opens. We fade to black, then to the bus opening again. Sandy looks inside]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo! Would ya look at that? Take a gander, y'all!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo! Would ya look at that?! Take a gander, y'all!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Fabulous decor!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quite a vessel, but who's manning it?}}
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 {{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van crashes back down]'' Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will see...♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[the van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e--♪ ''[the van crashes back down]'' Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreams... can finally come true.♪ ''[the van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will see...♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well, that's just splendid, boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}}
 {{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha, ha. Such a valiant desire, he, he, he. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them mine...!♪}}
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 {{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis, with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while, my art will be prophetic!♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like, um, uh,..♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}}
-{{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}}
+{{L|Robot|Warning: You have run out of song fuel.}}
 {{L|All|''[Everyone huddles together and screams until Squidward looks out the window]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, look, it's Atlantis!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}}
 {{L|All|''[They continue to scream and the bus smashes through a city wall of Atlantis. We see that it has futuristic blue and purple buildings with spires and bubbles. The bus suddenly skids to a stop, unearthing some trees in the process. The five emerge from the bus.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden.}}
+{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ring for the king, huh? ''[rings the bell. A red carpet comes down the stairs and Lord Royal Highness comes out]''}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Comin' through, boys!}}
 {{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. Patchy reappears, he is still in a desert area, he looks around, but Encino's missing, and his sunglasses still broke]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
+{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
-{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
+{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else. ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold! Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else. ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward!}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}}
-{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}}
+{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes.]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Are you all right?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|These are me houndstooth pants.}}
 {{L|LRH|What you see here is a glimpse of ancient Atlantean history. Long ago we abandoned our obsession with wealth to focus on the pursuit of knowledge. So help yourselves to as much as you pockets can carry!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way, and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodels]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way, and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodeling]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
 {{L|Medic Fish|Clear! ''[shocks Krabs]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess. Unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place, yes I did! With mountains of money, and rivers of cash. And a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious, and expensive, and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}}
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 {{L|LRH|Go ahead!}}
 {{L|Both|Yay!}}
-{{L|''[The boys eat the ice cream]''}}
+{{L|''[The boys eat the ice cream.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavored.}}
 {{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}}
 {{L|LRH|Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked out that bug yet but I can show you the most amazing/fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to be broken down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
 {{L|Sandy|How's it work?}}
-{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll explain. Now, here’s how it works…}}
+{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll explain. Now, here's how it works...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob disappears]''}}
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 {{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}}
-{{L|''[The nose sneezes germs and Squidward falls over, jumps quickly and runs]''}}
+{{L|''[The nose sneezes germs and Squidward falls over, jumps quickly, and runs.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Help! ''[Screams]''}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick follow while they're being chased by germs, and Sandy enters the game]''}}
 {{L|All|Help, Sandy!}}
-{{L|Sandy|Sounds like them critters is in trouble! ''[The nose catches SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, and the germs block Sandy from getting to them]'' Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon, as soon as I send these critters to their doom! ''[A title screen shows like a Nintendo game]'' ♪Look out, germs. The end is near, Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs, and make 'em pay, with some good old-fashioned karate.♪ Hi-yah! ♪If I borrow some elements from the periodic table, I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my microscopic wrath!♪ Hi-yah! ''[she hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the rest of the gang gets saved, they all cheer, then the game says: "Game Over." Everyone is out of the machine]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Sounds like them critters is in trouble! ''[The nose catches SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, and the germs block Sandy from getting to them]'' Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon, as soon as I send these critters to their doom! ''[A title screen shows like a Nintendo game]'' ♪Look out, germs. The end is near. Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs, and make 'em pay, with some good old-fashioned karate.♪ Hi-yah! ♪If I borrow some elements from the periodic table, I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my microscopic wrath!♪ Hi-yah! ''[she hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the rest of the gang gets saved, they all cheer, then the game says: "Game Over." Everyone is out of the machine]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Well, shall we continue on with the rest of the tour?}}
 {{L|Sandy|Y'all head out without me.}}
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 {{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
-{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type, but I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
 {{L|Atlantean|Hey, can you not sing? I'm trying to model here.}}
 {{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on Nando. Why don't you take five. I'm really diggin' this squid's form.}}
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 {{L|All|Huh?}}
 {{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come. Enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you leave.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shakes]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shakes.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you two morons?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We have to go home now!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Because, uh, Gary misses me?}}
 {{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary is having a party with other snails]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|We destroyed your most prized possession! ''[Covers mouth]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|We destroyed your most prized possession! ''[covers mouth]''}}
-{{L|LRH|''[pauses]'' ''[laughs]'' If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor!}}
+{{L|LRH|''[pauses]'' ''[laughs]'' If there's one thing, we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It's not a joke, we burst the bubble!}}
-{{L|''[Sandy and Squidward gasped]''}}
+{{L|''[Sandy and Squidward gasped.]''}}
 {{L|LRH|''[laughs]'' That's not the real bubble. It's just a prop for the tourists. This is the real deal.}}
 {{L|''[Holds up the real bubble in a bottle]''}}
 {{L|Both|Ooh!}}
-{{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and the bubble finally pops]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble, and the bubble finally pops]''}}
-{{L|LRH|''[snarls]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! ''[The guards come and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick shakes in fear for what they've done]'' Seize these hostile bubble poppers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and Squidward and Mr. Krabs join them]''}}
+{{L|LRH|''[furiously snarls]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! ''[The guards come, and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick shakes in fear for what they've done]'' Seize these hostile bubble poppers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and Squidward and Mr. Krabs join them]''}}
 {{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}}
 {{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster Sandy?}}
-{{L|Sandy|Maybe, if y'all use your feet!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Maybe, if y'all would use your feet! ''[the gang's feet are skidding the ground]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind! Just keep doing what you're doing!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind. Just keep doing what you're doing.}}
-{{L|''[Sandy groans, the guards shoot clear balls at them, Sandy throws Patrick like a boomerang, Patrick hits the wall]''}}
+{{L|''[Sandy groans in annoyance for her friends' laziness and cowardice. The guards shoot clear balls at them, Sandy throws Patrick like a boomerang, Patrick hits the wall]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Come on, Patrick!}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[grabs Patrick]'' Come on, Patrick!}}
-{{L|''[She grabs Patrick, the guards shoot and Sandy uses SpongeBob as a shield]''}}
+{{L|''[The guards shoot balls at them, and Sandy uses SpongeBob as a shield.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles! ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Hang in there, little buddy! ''[she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls, and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose. Then, she uses Mr. Krabs and he uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Hang in there, little buddy! ''[she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose like a gun. Then, she uses Mr. Krabs and he uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way.]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
 {{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building, but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures to pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited and laughs weakly]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get to Encino.}}
 {{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
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 {{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
-{{L|Computer|Launch sequence deployed! ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughs diabolically, everyone gasps and they hold onto each other. The tank shoots out ice cream and a cow's moo is heard, and SpongeBob and Patrick start eating ice cream]''}}
+{{L|Computer|Launch sequence deployed. ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughs diabolically, everyone gasps, and they hold onto each other. The tank shoots out ice cream instead of missiles and a cow's moo is heard. SpongeBob and Patrick start eating ice cream.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!}}
 {{L|Both|Thanks, Plankton!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?! ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?! ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[childishly kicks the tank, but hops around in pain]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
-{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Looks at Plankton]'' ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you little fella?}}
+{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[glares at SpongeBob and Patrick]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure. ''[Looks at Plankton]'' ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you little fella?}}
 {{L|Plankton|I'll destroy all of you--}}
-{{L|''[LRH squeezes him]''}}
+{{L|LRH|''[squeezes Plankton within his hands]'' Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty old bubble!}}
-{{L|LRH|Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty old bubble!}}
+{{L|''[Plankton gets put inside a baby bottle cage.]''}}
-{{L|''[Plankton is in the baby bottle cage]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here, I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- ''[someone takes a picture]'' Hey! Can't you read? ''[points at sign]'' No flash photography!}}
-{{L|Plankton|You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- ''[someone takes a picture]'' Hey! Can't you read? ''[Points at sign]'' No flash photography!}}
+{{L|''[The Atlantean tourists ignore him and continue taking pictures of Plankton. The gang gets back on the van.]''}}
-{{L|''[The gang is getting on the van]''}}
 {{L|LRH|So nice to meet you all. I hope you have a safe journey back home. And do come back any time.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So long. And thanks for the tour.}}
-{{L|''[Everyone is in, and LRH closes the door, he takes the amulet off the van and gives it to a guard]''}}
+{{L|''[Everyone is in, and LRH closes the door, he takes the amulet off the van and gives it to a guard.]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Dispose of this quickly. We can't survive anymore visitors like these.}}
 {{L|Guard|''[salutes]'' Sir, yes, sir!}}
-{{L|''[He runs to the dumpster and throws the amulet in there, LRH waves goodbye as they go off]''}}
+{{L|''[He runs to the dumpster and throws the amulet in there, LRH waves goodbye as they go off.]''}}
 {{L|LRH|I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier.}}
 {{L|''[Scene cuts to the bus]'' ''[Everyone is feeling sad, except SpongeBob]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|♪So now we say goodbye!♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna cry!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Me too! *''[He and Mr. Krabs start sobbing hysterically.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Me too! ''[he and Mr. Krabs start sobbing hysterically]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound. There's no place like home!♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's no place like Atlantis!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Stop saying that!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪I even love the sound!♪}}
-{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪}}
+{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis! Boo hoo♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
 {{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪ ''[fades to black, then Patchy reappears]''}}
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 {{L|Potty|Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ''[Stomps on Patchy]''}}
 {{L|Patchy|Owww! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy! Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants! Potty, will you get off of me?! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
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