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{{L|Squidward|Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?}}
{{L|Squidward|Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?}}
{{L|Squilliam|''[waves his unibrow]'' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.}}
{{L|Squilliam|''[waves his unibrow]'' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.}}
{{L|Squidward|The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh…?!}}
{{L|Squidward|The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh...?!}}
{{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}}
{{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I, I, I, I uhh...}}
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I, I, I, I uhh...}}
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{{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit Bikini Bottom...}}
{{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit Bikini Bottom...}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|...and be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|...and be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention… free refreshments!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention... free refreshments!}}
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight, 8:30 sharp.}}
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight, 8:30 sharp.}}
{{L|''[Squidward looks at his watch, which reads 8:35, while driving a shell cart. There are boxes of musical instruments, sheet music, and marching uniforms crammed in the back seat.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward looks at his watch, which reads 8:35, while driving a shell cart. There are boxes of musical instruments, sheet music, and marching uniforms crammed in the back seat.]''}}
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{{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
{{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait! I know tensions are high...}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait! I know tensions are high...}}
{{L|''[Every band member gets into a fight. Incidental 106 and Larry are yelling at each other. Incidental 13 slams a drum on Incidental 106. Squidward tries to settle the fight in a semi-worried tone.]''}}
{{L|''[Every band member gets into a attack. Incidental 106 and Larry are yelling at each other. Incidental 13 slams a drum on Incidental 106. Squidward tries to settle the attack in a semi-worried tone.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a deposit on that equipment, people!}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a deposit on that equipment, people!}}
{{L|''[Every band member uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Incidental 40 charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals.]''}}
{{L|''[Every band member uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Incidental 40 charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Settle down, please!}}
{{L|Squidward|Settle down, please!}}
{{L|''[Sandy and Incidental 42 are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Incidental 42 and Incidental 42 runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.]''}}
{{L|''[Sandy and Incidental 42 are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Incidental 42 and Incidental 42 runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops attacking.]''}}
{{L|Fred|Hey, class is over!}}
{{L|Fred|Hey, class is over.}}
{{L|Within the crowd|Okay, yeah, see ya tomorrow. That was good. Say, what are you doing after...?}}
{{L|Within the crowd|Okay, yeah, see ya tomorrow. That was good. Say, what are you doing after--?}}
{{L|''[The band members walk to the door, where Squidward slams it open.]''}}
{{L|''[The band members walk to the door, where Squidward slams it open.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So thanks. ''[sobs]'' Thanks for nothing! ''[leaves]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and crushed it. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces! I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too! Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So thanks! ''[cries]'' Thanks for nothing! ''[leaves]''}}
{{L|Patrick|You're welcome.}}
{{L|Patrick|You're welcome.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?}}
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{{L|Squilliam|Then who's that? ''[points to SpongeBob and the rest of the band]''}}
{{L|Squilliam|Then who's that? ''[points to SpongeBob and the rest of the band]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and his eyes pop out]'' That would be my band!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and his eyes pop out]'' That would be my band!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're ready to perform, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're ready to perform, Squidward!}}
{{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.}}
{{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob dances eagerly.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob dances eagerly.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[as Squilliam follows the band]'' That's the spirit, Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[as Squilliam follows the band]'' That's the spirit, Squidward!}}
{{L|''[The bowl raises above a football field.]''}}
{{L|''[The bowl raises above a football field.]''}}
{{L|Football Announcer|Okay, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!}}
{{L|Football Announcer|Okay, football fans, put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!}}
{{L|''[A crowd of live-action people waving towels and cheering is shown.]''}}
{{L|''[A crowd of live-action people waving towels and cheering is shown.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|These are some ugly looking fish.}}
{{L|Patrick|These are some ugly looking fish.}}

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