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-|Title=Banned in Bikini Bottom
+{{L|''[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob sniffs it in, exhales with content and in the shape of a heart, then kisses it.]''}}
-|Season=5
+{{L|SpongeBob|I know I've said this 90 times already but... ♪I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell. They are the best, there's no contest, and now I'm going to yell...♪ Whoo! ''[catches his breath, inhales an enormous amount of air, and inflates like a big balloon. At the same time, Squidward walks up to the soda fountain with a box of cups, and builds a pyramid-shaped stack with the cups. After he finishes, SpongeBob, fully inflated, starts singing loudly]'' ♪I love Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. They're so neat, and quite a treat, and how I love the way they smell... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.♪}}
-|Episode=100a
+{{L|Squidward|''[the house of cups falls down]'' I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.}}
-|Airdate=[[November 23]], [[2007]]
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪La la la la laaaaaaa... la la la la!♪}}
-}}
+{{L|''[A tour bus comes out with Miss Gristlepuss dusting the ground, coming out, and blowing a whistle that signals more ladies that are similar to her. Mr. Krabs is at the door wearing a viking helmet for some reason.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krabbie!}}
-{{ITranscript}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination! ''[Crimson is a shade of red. Gristlepuss walks into restaurant with sisters in single file behind her, stopping at the register and Squidward, who is reading a "Gossip" Magazine]''}}
-(At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is cooking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob kisses it.)
+{{L|Squidward|''[notices Gristlepuss and screams]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Greetings. Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sisters and I would like to eat something here.}}
-SpongeBob: I know I've said this 90 times already but...<br />
+{{L|Squidward|Okay. But first, let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. ''[cracks up]'' Clothing zinger!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! These wretched hags-I mean, these little lovely ladies-are obviously here to eat. So let's sell 'em- I mean, serve them some delicious Krabby Patties!}}
-Music: [[I Love Krabby Patties]]
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Well, Mr...um...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pulls eyes off like a top hat]'' Krabs, my lady. ''[places them back]''}}
- I love [[Krabby Patties]]
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Mr. Grabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottom feeder. Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be, and we had you figured all wrong.}}
- I think that they ate swell.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|'Course ya did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!}}
- They are the best
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes with tray of Krabby Patties and sings]'' ♪Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. I like Krabby Patties, can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties. They're so neat. La la la la la. Sweet to eat. La la la la la. Really neat. Sweet to eat. Treat that's neat. Sweet treat sweet treat. ''[utter gibberish]'' La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪}}
- There's no contest
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|''[blows her whistle, causing everyone to flinch and make SpongeBob fall on the floor, Patties and all]'' Look at this wild hooligan! Running amok, singing, dancing. It's... It's shameless. ''[zooms in on Gristlepuss' face]'' Disgusting. Avert your eyes. ''[grabs onto SpongeBob]'' Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know!}}
- And now I'm going to yell.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, ma'am, ''[holds up a Krabby Patty]'' it was the absolute fun and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Krabby Patty?}}
-SpongeBob: Whew! (SpongeBob fills his holes up with air while Squidward walks to the soda machine with a box of cups, and makes a replica of a house of cards with cups. The music continues.)<br />
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, that's right.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Well, anything this fun and delicious can't be good. Why, what would this world be if everyone cavorted it in such a manner?}}
- I love Krabby Patties!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[outraged]'' Who are you with your tight lips, raised eyebrows, and conservative clothes?}}
- I think they're swell.
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|I am Ms. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties," and close your restaurant ''forever''!}}
- They're so neat
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...! ''[SpongeBob cuts in]''}}
- and quite a treat
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the ''awesome pleasure''.}}
- And how I love the way they smell...
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|I would sooner sprout legs and do the Watusi!}}
- La la la la la la la la
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! Okay.}}
- La la la la la la la la
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad. ''[mockingly]'' She can't close us down.}}
- la la la la la la la la
+{{L|''[But later and unfortunately, the Krusty Krab is locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' She closed us down! I'm ruined! ''[cries]'' How did it come to this?}}
-Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.<br />
+{{L|Squidward|You called Ms. Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune, then you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I didn't know her husband was the chief of police!}}
-SpongeBob: La la la la laaaaaaa...lalalala!!!<br />
+{{L|''[Cut to behind SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs, where Gristlepuss and 4 look-alikes stand in front of a muscular police officer going into a police car.]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Thanks again, Al.}}
-(a tour bus comes out with Miss Priss blowing a whistle that signals more ladies)
+{{L|Al|Any time, honey. See you at home for dinner. Mmm! ''[licks his lips]'' I'm starving. ''[drives away]'' Yee-haw!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|I just love that man.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Hello, and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krab!<br />
+{{L|''[Cut back to Mr. Krabs tugging at the lock on the Krusty Krab teary-eyed, then to SpongeBob and Squidward sitting.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|How long has he been standing over there?}}
-Miss Priss: Come along, sisters. Pay no mind to this crimson abomination!<br />
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks at watch]'' Uh, 4 days.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks over.]''}}
-Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!<br />
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's no use! ''[raises claws, which become weird-like. Both SpongeBob and Squidward are extremely shocked]'' ''[screaming]'' I'm ruined! ''[cries and runs away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You know, it's too bad. The only way to make Krabby Patties again would be if you opened a place that didn't look like a restaurant and did it secretly.}}
-Miss Priss: Greetings. Although your establishment seems ropognent, and foul in nature, It seems not to affend our senceativiies. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for sevral days that my sisters, and I would like to eat something here.<br />
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes right back]'' That's it! A secret Krusty Krab! ''[whispering]'' And I know just where to open it.}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple house, where Squidward is painting a banner that says "Grand Opening! The SECRET Krusty Krab!" Cut to inside the house. Mr. Krabs is dusting the cash register.]''}}
-Squidward: Okay. But first let me call the mortition and tell him his uniform's been stolen. (Squidward cracks up) Chothing singer!<br />
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There ya are, Betsy! Good as new! ''[kisses the register as SpongeBob enters through door]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I-}}
-Mr. Krabs: Squidward! These rich, and han- I mean, these little lovely ladies are obviously here to eat. So let's sell them- I mean, offer them some delicious Krabby Patties!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams in shock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, sorry. I was just wondering-}}
-Miss Priss: Well mister..<br />
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, lad, I can remember a time when people used to knock before entering someone else's home!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but...this ''is'' my home.}}
-Mr. Krabs: Krabs, my lady.<br />
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, yeah...}}
+{{L|''[Patrick walks in.]''}}
-Miss Priss: Mr. Krabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottomfeeder. Perhaps your restaraunt isn't quite the hype of degenerence it appears to be. And we had you figured all wrong.<br />
+{{L|Patrick|Hey guys!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick! Thanks for helping out today!}}
-Mr. Krabs: Of course you did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!<br />
+{{L|Patrick|You bet! Where do you want these extra buns? ''[holds up an empty bag]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[points to the bag]'' Patrick, that bag is totally empty.}}
-SpongeBob: (still singing "I Love Krabby Patties")
+{{L|''[Patrick then lets out a big burp.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oops.}}
- Aaah...I like Krabby Patties!
+{{L|''[Cut to a telescope sighting of the Krusty Krab sign, with a plank on it that says "Closed," then to Plankton with a small telescope in hand.]''}}
- I think they're swell.
+{{L|Plankton|Happy day, Karen! That fool Krabs changed the name of his restaurant to the closed Krab! Everyone will think it's closed, and come eat here instead! He'll be ruined by tomorrow! ''[chuckles]'' What an idiot!}}
- I like Krabby Patties
+{{L|Karen|It ''is'' closed.}}
- And you cannot tell.
+{{L|Plankton|What?}}
- Krabby Patties
+{{L|Karen|Ms. Gristlepuss and her husband banned Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious.}}
- Krabby Patties.
+{{L|Plankton|Banned? Then that means, my day of reckoning has come at last! I won, I tell you! I've won! And what better way than by default? ''[gets a tiny coat and tiny hat off a tiny rack]''}}
- They're so neat.
+{{L|Karen|Where are you going?}}
- Lalalalala. Sweet to eat.
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, out to celebrate. ''[opens tiny automatic door and exits]'' Don't wait up for me! ''[door closes. Cut to a line to the secret Krusty Krab]''}}
- Lalalalala. Realy neat.
+{{L|Harold|''[gets pushed]'' Quit shoving.}}
- Really neat.
+{{L|Nat|I wasn't shoving. I was going like that and you happened to be standing there.}}
- Treat that's neat.
+{{L|Harold|That's called shoving.}}
- Sweettreatsweet treat.
+{{L|Nat|No, it isn't.}}
- (Gerblish)
+{{L|Harold|Yes, it is.}}
+{{L|Nat|Nope.}}
-Miss Priss: (blows her whistle) Look at this wild hooligan. Running a muck, singing, dancing, it's shapless, disgusting. Alvert your eyes. Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know.<br />
+{{L|Harold|Yes!}}
+{{L|Nat|Nope! ''[Plankton arrives]''}}
-SpongeBob: Actually, ma'am, It's the absolute fun, and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.<br />
+{{L|Plankton|Excuse me, gents! But what's with all the hullabaloo?}}
+{{L|Harold|We're just waiting in line to buy a Krabby Patty.}}
-Miss Priss: Krabby Patty?<br />
+{{L|Plankton|Krabby Patty?! ''[notices the secret restaurant and steam comes out of him in anger]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[opens door to let out a customer]'' Thank you, come again! ''[closes door, opens tiny hatch]'' Can I help whoever's next, please? ''[Plankton cuts to the front of the line with a ladder and climbs up to the hatch]'' What's the password, please?}}
-SpongeBob: Yeah. That's right.<br />
+{{L|Plankton|What are you talking about, you gargantuan buffoon?}}
+{{L|Patrick|That's it! ''[opens door]'' Come right in!}}
-Miss Priss: Well, then I hereby ban Krabby Patties from Bikini Bottom.
+{{L|Plankton|Curse you! ''[falls to the ground. Cut to the restaurant area where people enjoy their Krabby Patties. Gary serves as a waiter here]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-Mr. Krabs: She can't close us down. (Cuts to the Krusty Krab being closed down) She closed us down!!!!
+{{L|Squidward|So, would you like to secret-size that for two dollars more?}}
+{{L|Customer|Of course!}}
-Squidward: You called Miss Priss a disgusting old prune and you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, Squidwart. You haven't seen any sign of... you know... ''[whispers]'' the cops! Have ya?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Did you just call me "Squidwart"?}}
-Mr. Krabs: Well, I didn't know that her husband was the chief of police.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Okay, thanks. I'm gonna go see what SpongeBob's doing. ''[goes to kitchen]'' Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob is shuddering under his table]'' SpongeBob? What are you doing under the table?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|If Krabby Patties are illegal now, aren't we breaking the law?}}
-Miss. Priss: Thanks again, Al.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There's an old saying, lad. What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in the second attempt.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But what does that have to do with making Krabby Patties?}}
-Officer Al: Anytime, honey. See ya at home for dinner. Mmm, I'm starving. YEE-HA!!!! (drives away)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nothing! But if don't get out there and start cooking, I'll make ya start taking weekends off!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs from the table]'' Nooooooo!}}
-Miss Priss: I just love that man.
+{{L|Plankton|''[spying on Mr. Krabs]'' So, Mr. Krabs is operating under the table, huh? Well, two can play at that game!}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the phone in the library. A hook attached to a rope is thrown onto the phone and Plankton climbs onto it.]''}}
-Mr. Krabs: (comes back) That's it! A secret Krusty Krab!
+{{L|Plankton|''[pants]'' Being a ruthless mastermind sure takes a lot outta ya. ''[dials a phone number]''}}
+{{L|Al|Hello, this is officer Al, chief of police.}}
-Plankton: Curse you! (falls with the ladder)
+{{L|Plankton|Cops, I need you!}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to police cars going towards the secret restaurant. Miss Gristlepuss rides in Al's car.]''}}
-Plankton: Darn it! So close and yet so far!
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|''[points to restaurant]'' There! ''[they arrive and people flee from them. Cut to the entrance. There was a knock on the door]''}}
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+{{L|Patrick|''[opens hatch]'' What's the pa-- ''[the police bust in and the door falls on Patrick]'' Nope, that's not it!}}
+{{L|''[People are screaming as the police invade the house. Plankton lifts up the bun from a Krabby Patty and laughs. Three fish flee the couch and a S.W.A.T. team member beats up the Krabby Patties. They also run over Gary, who is dizzy and retreats into his shell. They pack up Krabby Patties in huge bags.]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|You missed one!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Ms. Gristlepuss! I'm sorry we sold Krabby Patties. But do you really have to send us to jail?}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Of course I do! You are a nuisance to my community!}}
+{{L|Al|You tell him, honey! Ha! ''[eats a Krabby Patty]'' That's my girl!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|''[gasp]'' Al! What are you doing!?}}
+{{L|Al|Having some lunch.}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Unhand that sandwich at once! ''[runs towards him]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ms. Gristlepuss! Look out!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|What?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Your shoe's untied!}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|It is? ''[trips]'' Oh! ''[falls down to the ground. The Krabby Patty flies from Al's hand]''}}
+{{L|Al|''[slow-motion]'' Oooooohhh... ''[in slow-motion, the Krabby Patty falls into Miss Gristlepuss' mouth. She chews and swallows it as Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Al stare at her. She then opens her mouth]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ♪Aaaaaaahhhhhh!♪ ''[turns happy and bursts into song]'' ♪I like Krabby Patties! I think they're swell. Can you not tell? Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so neat! La la la la la la la la la la♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates her voice]'' ♪La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaa!♪ ''[normal voice]'' Really neat. ''[chuckles]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|♪Sweet to eat!♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Treat that's neat!♪}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss and SpongeBob|''[utter gibberish]'' ♪Aaaaaaannndddd...♪ ''[they drop to the ground]'' ♪dismount!♪}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|That was wonderful! I... I feel... reborn!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Does that mean you're not sending us to the slammer?}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Of course, my dear boy. I'm a kinder, gentler fish. And I owe it all to you.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't forget the spatula! ''[Mr. Krabs, Miss Gristlepuss, Al, and the others laugh. Al goes towards Miss Gristlepuss]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Don't push it, Al.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[lifts bun from a Krabby Patty]'' Darn it! Argh! Once again, so close and yet so far! When am I gonna- oh! ''[hides in the patty as Miss Gristlepuss picks it up]''}}
+{{L|Miss Gristlepuss|Well, I think I'll have another one. ''[bites into it, revealing Plankton in the burger's core]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh dear. ''[screams as Miss Gristlepuss goes in for a second bite. A "The End" card is shown and a gulp sound can be heard]''}}