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|Title=20,000 Patties Under the Sea
{{L|''[The episode begins in Jellyfish Fields, featuring recycled footage from "Jellyfishing"]''}}
|Season=5
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}}
|Episode=97a
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Uhh... Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.}}
|Airdate=[January 23]], [[2008]]
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Are you sure you're not trying to say "Roger?"}}
}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo.}}
(in Jellyfish Fields)
{{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. ''[the jellyfish follows him]'' Subject still in close proximity. Over.}}
SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.
{{L|Patrick|Hello?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}}
Patrick: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald, Ronald. Ryan, Marger
{{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with this thing.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Please! Contact imminent, Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}}
SpongeBob: Are you sure your not trying to say Roger?
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up, Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' ...noises.}}
Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}}
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}}
Marger: Who the barnicles called me?
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[they both turn around and trip over something poking out of the sand]''}}
Patrick: Hello?(Gets beat up by Marger)
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[shows a big rock on the back of his head]''}}
SpongeBob: Please reply.
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the rock questioningly.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}}
Patrick: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}}
SpongeBob: Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please! Stupid Marger, that why I didn't marry her(Foghorn)
{{L|Patrick|What is it?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}}
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're going to need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
{{L|Patrick|We?}}
 
{{L|''[Cut to large piles of dirt.]''}}
SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if i make any loud... (SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)... noises.
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair while monkey sounds are heard.]''}}
Patrick: Oops. (they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off.)
{{L|SpongeBob|Plus, look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[it is actually a submarine. He looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}}
SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}}
Patrick: I don't know, buddy.
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}}
SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}}
Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[in a monotone and singing voice]'' ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪}}
Patrick: I think I landed on a rock.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}}
SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}}
Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. (Squidward lowers down his sunglasses)
{{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[in a flirtatious tone]'' Bye, Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}}
SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[seductively]'' I like Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}}
Patrick: What is it?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}}
 
{{L|Con Man|Hello.}}
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
{{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}}
 
{{L|Con Man|No, thanks.}}
Patrick: We?
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Con Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?}}
(cut to large piles of dirt)
{{L|Con Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away, but SpongeBob stops them]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}}
SpongeBob: Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, Patrick?
{{L|Con Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir! Come again!}}
Patrick: I'll say. (his entire chest is covered with hair)
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Customer approaching.}}
SpongeBob: Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! (look inside) Go on, you first. (Patrick climbs down a ladder) Kinda dark, isn't it?
{{L|Plankton|Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?}}
 
{{L|Boy|Uh, does it come in raspberry?}}
Patrick: Yeah, dark.
{{L|Plankton|Um, no.}}
 
{{L|Boy|Blueberry?}}
SpongeBob: Well, there has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. (pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine) Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!
{{L|Plankton|No.}}
 
{{L|Boy|Um... raspberry?}}
Patrick: Hold it there, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.
{{L|Plankton|Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!}}
 
{{L|Mable|Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?}}
SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!
{{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers!}}
 
{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!}}
Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! (the submarine goes crazy)
{{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!}}
 
{{L|Mary|Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!}}
(scene cuts to the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, Grandma!}}
 
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}}
Mr. Krabs: I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prostegious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competiton.
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here! ''[a person throws a rock at him]'' What the? ''[the crowd starts throwing rocks]'' No! Controls malfunctioning! ''[people continue to throw rocks]'' Get away!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt like patty rocks]'' Oh, no! You burnt all the patties! It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}}
Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Truck Driver|''[sees there are no more rocks]'' Hey, the rocks are all gone.}}
 
{{L|Crowd|Awwww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}}
Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties of rocks and eagerly buy them]''}}
 
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|All right, get him! ''[they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?
{{L|Plankton|Aaah! Hey!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing? See any new customers, Patrick?}}
Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la.
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "abyss."}}
Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? (the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}}
SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
{{L|Patrick|And now we're bathed in an eerie red light!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}}
Patrick: Or even around the block!
{{L|Patrick|''[the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water]'' And now, a deafening warning siren! ''[SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]''}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|''[roars]''}}
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. (cut to outside) So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! ''[he grabs the submarine and looks into it]'' Who are you calling dark and depressing?}}
SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (dreamily) Bye, Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir. What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}}
Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
{{L|SpongeBob|Well then, try one of our Krabby Patties.}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill, back in... '76. I'll take 640 of them.}}
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo-hoo!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Order... uh... up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}}
Plankton: (looking through a telescope) A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. (laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle)
{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''<nowiki>[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money </nowiki>''[literally]''<nowiki>, he rips off the periscope out of fury]</nowiki>'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! ''[Plankton goes into the abyss]'' Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine]'' SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}}
SpongeBob: Hello!
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}}
Man: Hello.
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the-- Huh?! ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}}
SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?
{{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters the submarine]'' SpongeBob, look!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it?}}
Man: No thanks.
{{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}}
Patrick: Now what?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid"!}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there?! ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}}
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. (to Man) Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich!}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}}
Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. (walks away)
{{L|''[Cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the monster's belly is still rumbling]'' Anything else before we shove off?}}
SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay you!
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|We... we don't have dessert.}}
Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies! That's right, they stole my idea! My, my, my-- ''[the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and screams as he rolls into some wet mud, hits a rock and lands next to the Sea Monster's foot.]''}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|''[looks at Plankton]'' Hey, a chocolate éclair. ''[looks at the audience]'' Now that looks like dessert to me.}}
SpongeBob: Thanks, sir, come again!
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You-- You've got it all wrong, see?! Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}}
Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. (an alarm sets off)
{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from-- ''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}}
Voice: Customer approaching.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}}
Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that! Tell me about the money!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}}
Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?
{{L|Patrick|And paper.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?!}}
Plankton: Um, no.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads; Mr. Krabs turns to the camera, upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! ''[they spill out, leaving Mr. Krabs puzzled. The episode then fades to black, signaling the end of the episode.]''}}
 
Boy: Blueberry?
 
Plankton: No.
 
Boy: Uh...raspberry?
 
Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
 
Lady Fish: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
 
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
 
Man Fish: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
 
Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
 
Grandma: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
 
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.
 
Grandma: You're probably right.
 
Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! Controls malfunctioning!
 
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
 
Patrick: Yeah?
 
SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these?
 
Man Fish: Hey, the rocks are all gone.
 
Crowd: Aww! (Plankton smiles)
 
SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. (the crowd sees the hard patties. they buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them)
 
Jack: Alright, get 'im!
 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
 
Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"
 
SpongeBob: Let me see. (looks through periscope) No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."
 
Patrick: OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?
 
SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)...chasm! (an alarm goes off) Pat, we're falling!
 
Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
 
Plankton: (sees it falling) Yes! Yes!
 
Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! (SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster)
 
Sea Monster: (shouts)
 
SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! (looks at the Sea Monster)
 
Sea Monster: Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?
 
SpongeBob: We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
 
Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
 
SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
 
Sea Monster: Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!
 
Patrick: Order...uh...up. (the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash)
 
Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. (looks at the Sea Monster paying them) This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
 
Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
 
SpongeBob: No!
 
Patrick: Neither do I!
 
Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the...(the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall) Ah, who needs that Rust Bucket anyhow.
 
Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
 
Patrick: (a piece of chum enters) SpongeBob, look!
 
SpongeBob: What is it?
 
Patrick: It's a liquid.
 
SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a "lol-squid."
 
Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
 
SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
 
Sea Monster: (eats it) Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
 
(cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches)
 
SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?
 
Sea Monster: I want dessert!
 
SpongeBob: We don't have desserts.
 
Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my...(the end of the periscope falls off, he falls down and rolls into some mud)
 
Sea Monster: Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!
 
Plankton: No! No, no, no, no! You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! (the Sea Monster chases Plankton)
 
(cut to the Krusty Krab)
 
Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.
 
Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows)
 
SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
 
Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it, please. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
 
SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!
 
Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.
 
SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.
 
Patrick: And paper.
 
Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
 
SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!
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