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|Title=20,000 Patties Under the Sea
{{L|''[The episode begins in Jellyfish Fields, featuring recycled footage from "Jellyfishing"]''}}
|Season=5
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}}
|Episode=97a
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Uhh... Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.}}
|Airdate=[[January 23]], [[2008]]
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Are you sure you're not trying to say "Roger?"}}
}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo.}}
''(in [[Jellyfish Fields]])''
{{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. ''[the jellyfish follows him]'' Subject still in close proximity. Over.}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]}} Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.
{{L|Patrick|Hello?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}}
{{L|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]}} Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald, Ronald. Ryan, Marger.
{{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with this thing.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Please! Contact imminent, Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]}} Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up, Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' ...noises.}}
{{L|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]}} Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]}} [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}}
Marger: Who the barnacles called me?
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[they both turn around and trip over something poking out of the sand]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}}
{{L|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]}} Hello? ''(Gets beat up by Marger)''
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[shows a big rock on the back of his head]''}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the rock questioningly.]''}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]}} Please reply.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses.]''}}
{{L|[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]}} I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What is it?}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]}} Please, contact immanent [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]. Respond now. Please. Please! Stupid Marger, that why I didn't marry her. ''(foghorn)''
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|We?}}
Patrick: [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], you're going to need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
{{L|''[Cut to large piles of dirt.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}}
SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if i make any loud... ''(SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)''... noises.
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair while monkey sounds are heard.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plus, look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[it is actually a submarine. He looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}}
Patrick: Oops. ''(they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off.)''
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}}
SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?
{{L|Patrick|Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}}
Patrick: I don't know, buddy.
{{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}}
SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}}
Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something)
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.
{{L|Squidward|''[in a monotone and singing voice]'' ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}}
Patrick: I think I landed on a rock.
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}}
SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[in a flirtatious tone]'' Bye, Squidward.}}
Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. (Squidward lowers down his sunglasses)
{{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[seductively]'' I like Squidward.}}
SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
{{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}}
Patrick: What is it?
{{L|Con Man|Hello.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}}
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
{{L|Con Man|No, thanks.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}}
{{L|Patrick}} We?
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Con Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?}}
 
{{L|Con Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away, but SpongeBob stops them]''}}
''(cut to large piles of dirt)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}}
 
{{L|Con Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}}
{{L|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]}} Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]?
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir! Come again!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}}
Patrick: I'll say. ''(his entire chest is covered with hair)''
{{L|Karen|Customer approaching.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''(looks inside)'' Go on, you first. ''(Patrick climbs down a ladder)'' Kinda dark, isn't it?
{{L|Boy|Uh, does it come in raspberry?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Um, no.}}
Patrick: Yeah, dark.
{{L|Boy|Blueberry?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|No.}}
SpongeBob: Well, there has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''(pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine)'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!
{{L|Boy|Um... raspberry?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!}}
[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hold it there, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. You better let me drive.
{{L|Mable|Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers!}}
SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!
{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!}}
Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''(the submarine goes crazy)''
{{L|Mary|Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, Grandma!}}
''(scene cuts to the [[Krusty Krab]])''
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here! ''[a person throws a rock at him]'' What the? ''[the crowd starts throwing rocks]'' No! Controls malfunctioning! ''[people continue to throw rocks]'' Get away!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the [[Krusty Krab]] isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt like patty rocks]'' Oh, no! You burnt all the patties! It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}}
 
{{L|Truck Driver|''[sees there are no more rocks]'' Hey, the rocks are all gone.}}
Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Crowd|Awwww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties of rocks and eagerly buy them]''}}
Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the [[Krusty Krab]], have you ever thought about bringing the [[Krusty Krab]] to the customers?
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|All right, get him! ''[they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Aaah! Hey!}}
Mr. Krabs: Quiet, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the [[Krusty Krab]], we could bring the [[Krusty Krab]] to the customers?
{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing? See any new customers, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}}
{{L|[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]}} La la la la la la la la la la.
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "abyss."}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs}} Yes, of course! But how? ''(the submarine crashes into the [[Krusty Krab]])''
{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|And now we're bathed in an eerie red light!}}
SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water]'' And now, a deafening warning siren! ''[SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]''}}
Patrick: Or even around the block!
{{L|Sea Monster|''[roars]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}}
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the [[Krusty Krab]] on the road. ''(cuts to outside)'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! ''[he grabs the submarine and looks into it]'' Who are you calling dark and depressing?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir. What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}}
SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''(dreamily)'' Bye, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well then, try one of our Krabby Patties.}}
Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill, back in... '76. I'll take 640 of them.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo-hoo!}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: I like [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].
{{L|Patrick|Order... uh... up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''<nowiki>[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money </nowiki>''[literally]''<nowiki>, he rips off the periscope out of fury]</nowiki>'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! ''[Plankton goes into the abyss]'' Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}}
Plankton: ''(looking through a telescope)'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''(laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle)''
{{L|Patrick|''[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine]'' SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
SpongeBob: Hello!
{{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the-- Huh?! ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}}
Man: Hello.
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters the submarine]'' SpongeBob, look!}}
SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a [[Krabby Patty]]?
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}}
Man: No thanks.
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid"!}}
Patrick: Now what?
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there?! ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich!}}
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. (to Man) Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}}
 
{{L|''[Cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches.]''}}
{{L|Man}} Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''(walks away)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the monster's belly is still rumbling]'' Anything else before we shove off?}}
 
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}}
SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay you!
{{L|SpongeBob|We... we don't have dessert.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies! That's right, they stole my idea! My, my, my-- ''[the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and screams as he rolls into some wet mud, hits a rock and lands next to the Sea Monster's foot.]''}}
Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
{{L|Sea Monster|''[looks at Plankton]'' Hey, a chocolate éclair. ''[looks at the audience]'' Now that looks like dessert to me.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You-- You've got it all wrong, see?! Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob}} Thanks, sir, come again!
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from-- ''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}}
Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. (an alarm sets off)
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}}
{{L|Voice}} Customer approaching.
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that! Tell me about the money!}}
Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
{{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|And paper.}}
Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads; Mr. Krabs turns to the camera, upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! ''[they spill out, leaving Mr. Krabs puzzled. The episode then fades to black, signaling the end of the episode.]''}}
{{L|Plankton}} Um, no.
 
{{L|Boy}} Blueberry?
 
Plankton: No.
 
Boy: Uh...raspberry?
 
Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
 
Mable: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are? (captions version: (angry) Hey, you can't talk to my son that way. Who do you thing you are?
 
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
 
Truck Driver: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
 
Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
 
Mary: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
 
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
 
Mary: You're probably right.
 
Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! Controls malfunctioning!
 
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
 
{{L|Patrick}} Yeah?
 
SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these?
 
{{L|Truck Driver}} Hey, the rocks are all gone.
 
Crowd: Aww! ''(Plankton smiles)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''(the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them)''
 
{{L|Jack}} Alright, get 'im! (captions version Man: Alright, get him!)
 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
 
Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"
 
SpongeBob: Let me see. (looks through periscope) No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."
 
Patrick: OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?
 
SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)...chasm! (an alarm goes off) Pat, we're falling!
 
Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
 
Plankton: (sees it falling) Yes! Yes!
 
Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! (SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster)
 
Sea Monster: ''(shouts)''
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''(looks at the Sea Monster)''
 
Sea Monster: Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?
 
SpongeBob: We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
 
{{L|Sea Monster}} Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
 
{{L|Sea Monster}} Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} Woo hoo!
 
{{L|Patrick}} Order...uh...up! ''(the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash)''
 
{{L|Plankton}} Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''(looks at the Sea Monster paying them)'' This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
 
{{L|Patrick}} SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} No!
 
{{L|Patrick}} Neither do I!
 
{{L|Plankton}} Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... ''(the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall)'' Ah, who needs that Rust Bucket anyhow.
 
{{L|Sea Monster}} Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
 
{{L|Patrick}} ''(a piece of chum enters)'' SpongeBob, look!
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} What is it?
 
{{L|Patrick}} It's a liquid.
 
{{L|SpongeBob}} No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick}} It's a "lol-squid."
 
Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
 
SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
 
Sea Monster: (eats it) Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
 
(cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches)
 
SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?
 
Sea Monster: I want dessert!
 
SpongeBob: We don't have desserts.
 
Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my...(the end of the periscope falls off, he falls down and rolls into some mud)
 
Sea Monster: Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!
 
Plankton: No! No, no, no, no! You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! (the Sea Monster chases Plankton)
 
(cut to the Krusty Krab)
 
Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.
 
Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows)
 
SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
 
Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it, please. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
 
SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!
 
Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.
 
SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.
 
Patrick: And paper.
 
Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
 
SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!
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