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-|title=20,000 Patties Under the Sea
+{{L|''[The episode begins in Jellyfish Fields, featuring recycled footage from "Jellyfishing"]''}}
-|season=5
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}}
-|episode=97a
+{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Uhh... Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.}}
-|airdate=[[January 23]], [[2008]]
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Are you sure you're not trying to say "Roger?"}}
-}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo.}}
-*''(in [[Jellyfish Fields]])''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish.]''}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. ''[the jellyfish follows him]'' Subject still in close proximity. Over.}}
-*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald, Ronald. Ryan, Marger.
+{{L|Patrick|Hello?}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}}
-*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
+{{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with this thing.}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Please! Contact imminent, Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}}
-*Marger: Who the barnacles called me?
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}}
-*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hello? ''(Gets beat up by Marger)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up, Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' ...noises.}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Please reply.
+{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}}
-*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Please, contact immanent [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]. Respond now. Please. Please! Stupid Marger, that why I didn't marry her. ''(foghorn)''
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}}
-*Patrick: [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], you're going to need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}}
-*SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if i make any loud... ''(SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)''... noises.
+{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[they both turn around and trip over something poking out of the sand]''}}
-*Patrick: Oops. ''(they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off.)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}}
-*SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?
+{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[shows a big rock on the back of his head]''}}
-*Patrick: I don't know, buddy.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the rock questioningly.]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}}
-*Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something)
+{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses.]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}}
-*Patrick: I think I landed on a rock.
+{{L|Patrick|What is it?}}
-*SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}}
-*Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. (Squidward lowers down his sunglasses)
+{{L|Patrick|We?}}
-*SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
+{{L|''[Cut to large piles of dirt.]''}}
-*Patrick: What is it?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}}
-*SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
+{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair while monkey sounds are heard.]''}}
-*Patrick: We?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Plus, look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[it is actually a submarine. He looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}}
-*''(cut to large piles of dirt)''
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}}
-*Patrick: I'll say. ''(his entire chest is covered with hair)''
+{{L|Patrick|Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}}
-*SpongeBob: Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''(looks inside)'' Go on, you first. ''(Patrick climbs down a ladder)'' Kinda dark, isn't it?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}}
-*Patrick: Yeah, dark.
+{{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Well, there has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''(pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine)'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}}
-*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hold it there, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. You better let me drive.
+{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}}
-*SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}}
-*Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''(the submarine goes crazy)''
+{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
-*''(scene cuts to the [[Krusty Krab]])''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
-*Mr. Krabs: I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the [[Krusty Krab]] isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.
+{{L|Squidward|''[in a monotone and singing voice]'' ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪}}
-*Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}}
-*Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}}
-*Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the [[Krusty Krab]], have you ever thought about bringing the [[Krusty Krab]] to the customers?
+{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}}
-*Mr. Krabs: Quiet, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the [[Krusty Krab]], we could bring the [[Krusty Krab]] to the customers?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}}
-*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: La la la la la la la la la la.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[in a flirtatious tone]'' Bye, Squidward.}}
-*Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? ''(the submarine crashes into the [[Krusty Krab]])''
+{{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}}
-*SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[seductively]'' I like Squidward.}}
-*Patrick: Or even around the block!
+{{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}}
-*Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the [[Krusty Krab]] on the road. ''(cuts to outside)'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}}
-*SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''(dreamily)'' Bye, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].
+{{L|Con Man|Hello.}}
-*Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}}
-*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: I like [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].
+{{L|Con Man|No, thanks.}}
-*Plankton: ''(looking through a telescope)'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''(laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle)''
+{{L|Patrick|Now what?}}
-*SpongeBob: Hello!
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Con Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?}}
-*Man: Hello.
+{{L|Con Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away, but SpongeBob stops them]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a [[Krabby Patty]]?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}}
-*Man: No thanks.
+{{L|Con Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}}
-*Patrick: Now what?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir! Come again!}}
-*SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. (to Man) Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.
+{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}}
-*Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''(walks away)''
+{{L|Karen|Customer approaching.}}
-*SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay you!
+{{L|Plankton|Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?}}
-*Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
+{{L|Boy|Uh, does it come in raspberry?}}
-*SpongeBob: Thanks, sir, come again!
+{{L|Plankton|Um, no.}}
-*Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. (an alarm sets off)
+{{L|Boy|Blueberry?}}
-*Voice: Customer approaching.
+{{L|Plankton|No.}}
-*Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
+{{L|Boy|Um... raspberry?}}
-*Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?
+{{L|Plankton|Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!}}
-*Plankton: Um, no.
+{{L|Mable|Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?}}
-*Boy: Blueberry?
+{{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers!}}
-*Plankton: No.
+{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!}}
-*Boy: Uh...raspberry?
+{{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!}}
-*Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
+{{L|Mary|Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!}}
-*Mable: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are? (captions version: (angry) Hey, you can't talk to my son that way. Who do you thing you are?
+{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, Grandma!}}
-*Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
+{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}}
-*Truck Driver: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
+{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here! ''[a person throws a rock at him]'' What the? ''[the crowd starts throwing rocks]'' No! Controls malfunctioning! ''[people continue to throw rocks]'' Get away!}}
-*Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
-*Mary: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
-*Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt like patty rocks]'' Oh, no! You burnt all the patties! It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}}
-*Mary: You're probably right.
+{{L|Truck Driver|''[sees there are no more rocks]'' Hey, the rocks are all gone.}}
-*Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! Controls malfunctioning!
+{{L|Crowd|Awwww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties of rocks and eagerly buy them]''}}
-*Patrick: Yeah?
+{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|All right, get him! ''[they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these?
+{{L|Plankton|Aaah! Hey!}}
-*Truck Driver: Hey, the rocks are all gone.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing? See any new customers, Patrick?}}
-*Crowd: Aww! ''(Plankton smiles)''
+{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}}
-*SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''(the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "abyss."}}
-*Jack: Alright, get 'im! (captions version Man: Alright, get him!)
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}}
-*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
+{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}}
-*Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"
+{{L|Patrick|And now we're bathed in an eerie red light!}}
-*SpongeBob: Let me see. (looks through periscope) No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."
+{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}}
-*Patrick: OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?
+{{L|Patrick|''[the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water]'' And now, a deafening warning siren! ''[SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]''}}
-*SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)...chasm! (an alarm goes off) Pat, we're falling!
+{{L|Sea Monster|''[roars]''}}
-*Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}}
-*Plankton: (sees it falling) Yes! Yes!
+{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! ''[he grabs the submarine and looks into it]'' Who are you calling dark and depressing?}}
-*Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! (SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir. What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}}
-*Sea Monster: ''(shouts)''
+{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}}
-*SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''(looks at the Sea Monster)''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well then, try one of our Krabby Patties.}}
-*Sea Monster: Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?
+{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill, back in... '76. I'll take 640 of them.}}
-*SpongeBob: We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo-hoo!}}
-*Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
+{{L|Patrick|Order... uh... up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
+{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''<nowiki>[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money </nowiki>''[literally]''<nowiki>, he rips off the periscope out of fury]</nowiki>'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! ''[Plankton goes into the abyss]'' Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}}
-*Sea Monster: Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
+{{L|Patrick|''[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine]'' SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}}
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
-*Patrick: Order...uh...up! ''(the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash)''
+{{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}}
-*Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''(looks at the Sea Monster paying them)'' This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
+{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the-- Huh?! ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}}
-*Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
+{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}}
-*SpongeBob: No!
+{{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters the submarine]'' SpongeBob, look!}}
-*Patrick: Neither do I!
+{{L|SpongeBob|What is it?}}
-*Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... ''(the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall)'' Ah, who needs that Rust Bucket anyhow.
+{{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}}
-*Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}}
-*Patrick: ''(a piece of chum enters)'' SpongeBob, look!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid"!}}
-*SpongeBob: What is it?
+{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there?! ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}}
-*Patrick: It's a liquid.
+{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich!}}
-*SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
+{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}}
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a "lol-squid."
+{{L|''[Cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches.]''}}
-*Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[the monster's belly is still rumbling]'' Anything else before we shove off?}}
-*SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
+{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}}
-*Sea Monster: (eats it) Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
+{{L|SpongeBob|We... we don't have dessert.}}
-*(cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches)
+{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies! That's right, they stole my idea! My, my, my-- ''[the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and screams as he rolls into some wet mud, hits a rock and lands next to the Sea Monster's foot.]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?
+{{L|Sea Monster|''[looks at Plankton]'' Hey, a chocolate éclair. ''[looks at the audience]'' Now that looks like dessert to me.}}
-*Sea Monster: I want dessert!
+{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You-- You've got it all wrong, see?! Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
-*SpongeBob: We don't have desserts.
+{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}}
-*Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my...(the end of the periscope falls off, he falls down and rolls into some mud)
+{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from-- ''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}}
-*Sea Monster: Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}}
-*Plankton: No! No, no, no, no! You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! (the Sea Monster chases Plankton)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}}
-*(cut to the Krusty Krab)
+{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}}
-*Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that! Tell me about the money!}}
-*Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows)
+{{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}}
-*SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
+{{L|Patrick|And paper.}}
-*Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it, please. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?!}}
-*SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads; Mr. Krabs turns to the camera, upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! ''[they spill out, leaving Mr. Krabs puzzled. The episode then fades to black, signaling the end of the episode.]''}}
-*Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.
-*SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.
-*Patrick: And paper.
-*Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
-*SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!
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